Narrator:
Anddddddddddd weeeee are back lads and gents the Author is still sick but at least he's getting better.
But for now let's head with the story as you can read from the title, there's a new challenger but this title is a bit misleading you'll see why.
"Cheers! To our newest member!"
"Cheers!"
Sounds of drinks clinking, confetti popping and chattering could be heard all over the room, Currently the Astraea Familia was welcoming their newest member Karen Morris by throwing her a little party at the Hostess.
"Thank you for your hospitality."
The new member said as she bowed her head to everyone.
"You don't have to be so formal."
"Yeah you're now part of the Great Astraea Familia led by the Amazing, Spectacular, Marvelous, Ultimate Alise Lovell."
The red head captain said as she puffed her chest but was then hit in the head by the elegant far eastern lady with her fan.
"As the idiot was saying, you don't have to be to formal with us you're one of us now."
Kaguya said with a smile.
The party continued, as many members conversed with one another, talking about their latest adventure to the new member. Food and ale filled the air with Mama Mia's eyes turned into Vials as she watched the Astraea Familia keep ordering to the dismay to the waitress and cooks they've been forced to work overtime with no pay of course.
As they party the night away, Karen then asked a question.
"Why is Ryuu-san wearing that?"
She asked the red head captain who was busy doing an arm wrestle with Iska, why the elf was wearing the waitress outfit and was also serving while getting yelled by the pub owner.
"Hm? Oh that well Lyon sorta owes Mama Mia so she was forced to work here once a week."
Alise answered which caused her to get distracted which Iska took advantage off, slamming her hand down.
"Wait! That's unfair! I was distracted!"
"Sounds like what a loser would say."
Alise then began for a rematch which the amazon gladly accepted.
Everything then continued normally.
"Ne where's the rabbit? Wasn't he here just a few minutes ago?"
Lyra drunkenly said as she noticed the lack of white hair in the room.
"Don't you remember it's a full moon today, he went up to roof."
Maryuu also drunkenly said as she Lyra, Asta, Rayana and Neze continue their drinking competition.
Overhearing their conversation, Karen then began to walk to her Goddess.
"Astraea-sama, can I ask you a question?"
Karen said to the walnut haired goddess of justice.
"Yes, what can I answer for you?"
"Why is Bell-san up on the roof?"
Karen was a bit curious, wondering why the only male in the party left midway to only go on top of the roof.
"Oh that, If you think he went up because he doesn't want to talk to anyone, don't worry about it, he's a very kind man. It's just because today is a full moon and he has a tradition to do some star gazing during the night, he'll be back in a couple of minutes."
"I see, can I ask another question."
The black haired said to which she received a nod by the goddess.
"I may be new here, but I've heard you only accepted females to your Familia."
"Yes, but Bell was a bit of a special case though it's not like he joined when he arrived."
The goddess said, confusing the new member.
"Well let's say when Bell arrived in Orario, the meeting with him and my Familia wasn't exactly good."
The goddess then began to tell of Bell's first day in Orario
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Narrator:
We see our white haired young man woke up bright and early, going outside from his makeshift tent to enjoy the bright day he then began to pack his things to get back on the road.
He then maintained all his equipment such as his crescent bow, a 3rd rate hand sword and what seems to be an ordinary black dagger.
He then sheathed them all away wearing the bow in his back and the sword and dagger being placed in his waist he then grabbed an elegant looking black glove and wore it on his left hand and went back to the road heading towards the center of the world Orario.
He hopped from his camp to the winding roads
With a sword and a big dream
He's going to the land of fame excess
Is he gonna fit in?
He jumped in the wagon, here he is for the first time
Look to his right, and he see the Dungeon in sight
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous
He's tummy's turnin' and he's feelin' kinda homesick
Too much pressure and he's nervous
That's when the Narrator realized this was a stupid bit
So that He's gonna knock the Author out
And He's gonna knock the Author out
And He's gonna knock the Author out!
So he put his fist up to the Author's stupid face.
Take 2:
Ahem forget that happened again, well let's carry on as the rabbit man walked by the road he was able to get a ride and was now on line to enter the great dungeon city.
The line was super boring, it seemed so endless infact people in the front seem to be taking camp.
Oh well, It's not like I'm in a rush or anything... let's just wait this out.
...
Yep, this life at it's fullest.
...
Woah we're still in line, oh wait the line just moved.
Why don't we slow down there buddy, we have all the time in the world.
...
More waiting.
This is overflowing with amazing story telling, really proud I can be apart of this.
...
It's been a day now, we're still in line... you know what I'm just gonna skip forward.
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Ok now it was Bell's turn to enter, going over the gates he was met by a man wearing an elephant mask.
"I AM GANESHA!"
The masked man shouted then proceeded to dab.
"Papers?!"
The masked man shouted again as he opened his palm toward the rabbit.
"Scissors."
The rabbit said with a straight face as he made a cutting motion with his hand.
Silence filled the air, as both Bell and the masked man stared each other not moving. Presumably because of the terrible joke, I mean who would do this defiantly not the Author when his teacher asked him where his essay was... the teacher was not amused by the joke, if you need to know.
"Did I win?"
"... You may pass."
But unlike the Author, Bell was able to pass.
Ughhhh hey guys it's me the Author can you guys wait my head hurts, I'm just writing without even thinking right now so wait I'm gonna take a little break and I'm not gonna delete this, I actually have to puke right now.
Ok Author is back in action, he took his medicine and he still feels like he's dying but let's get this over with.
After the paper-scissor situation, Bell Cranel was exploring the great large city but as he continued his exploration he began to feel he was being watched.
His years of traveling with the certain goddess of hunt and beauty and night, he was used at stares, but this time felt a bit more intense it was like he was some sort of prey, again he was also used to that during his travels with said goddess already.
It felt like someone was watching his very soul, which also he was already used to by the said goddess of beauty he used to travel with but this was different he didn't know which god or was it even a god at all.
He was getting really paranoid right now, he looked everywhere wondering where the gaze was coming from he closed his eyes to concentrate to know where it was coming from.
And as he felt where the gaze was coming from he bumped into someone.
"Ow."
"Eh? I'm so Sorry."
The rabbit frantically apologize as he reach his hand over to the person he bumped into.
"It's fine, hm? Are you new here?"
The person said as they grab Bell's hand, standing up and dusting themselves up.
"I am new here, Hi my name's Bell Cranel."
"Hello Bell-san, mines Syr Flova."
The not so mysterious person introduces herself, you probably knew her who was coming once I mentioned someone watching Bell.
"So Bell-san since you're new here do you have any ideas for lunch?"
The girl said as she leaned towards him, causing Bell to fluster a bit.
"U-umm, not yet why? Do you have any recommendations?"
The rabbit said trying not look down at the girl's ... well she leaning down I think you get it.
"Hehe, I do indeed as you can tell I'm wearing a waitress outfit."
A few minutes go by, and both rabbit and the girl arrived at the restaurant you already know the name of it and everything about it so let's just go with the joke the Author has in store.
"Oh? Syr brought a new customer huh?"
A giant dwarf lady said, you already know who she is and you can probably tell the Author wants to finish this chapter.
"You call me Mama Mia, So boy what you ordering?"
Mama Mia said looking at the white rabbit who had stars at his eyes seeing all these adventures at the pub.
"Uh yeah, Um.."
As the rabbit began to speak, violins and snapping began to play in the room surprising Mama Mia but surprisingly no one seems to have heard it.
"I'd like a hand-tossed, stuffed crust pepperoni pizza with Sausage topped with a little extra tomato sauce And in the middle, put pineapple and spinach"
"I hope you're takin' notes 'cause this order's not finished"
The rabbit said as the music continued to play.
"What's happening..."
"For 1000 vails could you throw some salami on her?"
"Plus a lot of olives, and if it's not a bother To thaw some frozen bologna, go soak it in tap water Then slap on spaghetti, eggs, bacon, and avocado."
"What?!"
"Then a flood of garlic butter from the Himalayan peaks I want the dippin' sauce drip, drippin' down my cheeks."
"And I'll need a fajita on each slice so start sautéing."
"Wtf are you're even fuckin saying?!"
The music began to get louder.
"Shut up, now before you add this to my tab."
"You should know I have some allergies so listen very hard."
"Keep the peanuts on the left and the Skittles on the right."
The rabbit said very seriously.
"Then some Oreos, ground them up and mix them up with Sprite."
"Then a hundred Quesadillas, just stack 'em up inside the frying pan."
" WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
"Whisk it in a tub with tuna from a tin can."
"And don't forget to add nice little sprinkles on top"
"Dear Gods, I'm gonna puke, please stop."
"What's your deal man?!"
The music the slow down and a spot light appeared on Bell.
"Pepperoni pizza, please I'd like a pepperoni pizza, please."
"But there's some toppings that I'd like to add."
"So just you wait, just you wait."
Then Syr came into the spotlight and started to add on the order.
"He wants a ten-pound ham steak sittin' on a clam cake Hand-grilled, jam-filled, floatin' in a milkshake White fish boiled in oil and make it thick."
"But add it on last 'cause it spoils real quick."
Both Bell and Syr whispered it, the spotlight then came back to Bell.
"Crush it into powder, now pickle and sauerkraut her."
"Then freeze it with Cheez-Its and mix it up into a chowder Made of buffalo chicken, in addition one McFlurry."
"This isn't a McDonald's!"
The music then began to ramp up as what seems to basket ball noise can be heard.
"Well, find one! You better hurry!"
"Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos Taco Bell sushi burritos."
"Served to me on platters held by puppets wearing pink tuxedos."
"Nachos, gazpachos, plop 'em between a couple of."
"Waffles and awful lot of falafel and some beef stroganoff."
"That's all I need and my order is now complete."
The music then began to fade as Bell finished his order and Mama Mia just stared at the Rabbit and the waitress.
"Get the fuck out here."
Take 2:
"Um I'd like some spaghetti please."
"Sure C'mon right up!"
And with his order said, Mama Mia went to the back to the kitchen.
"I hope you enjoy you're meal Bell-san, I'd like to talk to your but Mama might get angry so I'll wait on some tables first."
The waitress said as she bowed her head and went off to do some work.
The day went by without a hitch, as Bell enjoyed the meal with Syr sometimes coming by to chat with him discussing what he was doing here, with Bell asking anything he should know about Orario.
Overall Bell had a great lunch to point he forgot what he was getting paranoid a couple of hours ago.
"Thanks for your time and delicious food Syr-san, Mama Mia."
The white haired man said as he bowed his head and waved at them.
"Come back again kid!"
Well with a full stomach, the rabbit began to prepare to go around the city once more maybe he should sign up to guild later.
Walking down the streets, he was amazed at almost everything he traveled all around the world and has seen more than anyone could possibly imagine for a young man like him but seeing all these types of people in 1 place was truly fascinating for the rabbit.
As he watches the multitude of races walking by either in groups or alone, either adventurers, merchants or just ordinary citizens. It was truly a crowded place.
"Stop thief!"
An old man shouted at a young hooded person who was running away passing by Bell.
Now If I was Bell, I would jut ignore this and say "This seems like a you problem" while giving them my favorite finger if they expect me to do something and be called a horse turd but Bell isn't me so he's not horse turds and so he went off and ran to catch the thief.
Bell assumed he would catch the thief lessen than a second but surprisingly the thief was smooth as butter and was able to blend in the crowd.
So Bell decided to get a higher view point by jumping up to roofs and was able to spot the thief who was going to an alleyway and with great speed he bolted down to the thief location.
"*Sigh, I think I got away with it."
The hooded man said as he clings to a wall, clutching the bag of valis in his hand.
But before he could react or even see he was pinned to the ground.
"Ah!"
"You know stealing isn't the only option to get money right."
The man on top of him said as he grabs the bag out his hand.
"Get off me!"
The hooded man shouted and before Bell could speak multipe footsteps were coming it's way to them.
"Stop right there bunny thief!"
Turning around they see 4 girl Infront of them, a red head beauty, a far eastern lady, a beautiful elf and a mischievous pallum, who we're all drawing their weapons.
Bell began to noticed that he was pinning a man down on the ground and was holding a bag of valis and with no context could be misinterpret.
"U-umm, Wait this isn'-"
Before he could say the elf swung her sword which Bell narrowly dodges which made the elf began her attacks once again which Bell had to counter as fast as he can.
After countering all the elf's attack Bell tried to speak once again but was silence with an attack by the far eastern to which he dodge once again.
Thus began a long game of cat and mouse or more like a hunters and rabbit.
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Narrator:
"And that was their first meeting, Bell had to run all over Orario before he could explain what really happened,"
After finishing the short tale, the rabbit finally appeared back to the party.
"Sorry I didn't arrive back sooner, got distracted a little."
Bell said as he scratched his head.
"Meh don't sweat it we get it, but get over here we're drinking all night!"
The girls said as they raised their mugs, which made the rabbit laugh a little, he then turn around to see his Goddess and Karen.
"Ah I almost forgot, I didn't fully welcome you yet Karen-san."
Bell said bowing his head.
"Don't worry it's fine, I hope we can all get along."
Karen said also bowing her head.
"I hope so too."
Bell said flashing a charming smile, which caused a small blush from Karen and a sigh from Astraea mumbling something about "rabbit play boy".
Author's Notes:
The pizza thing came from Daniel Thrasher from his video on how Lin-Manuel Miranda Orders a Pizza, I recommend you to watch it if you haven't yet.
My fever is slowly going away and prepare for another update tomorrow spoiler it's a prompt.
Anyways Remember to buckle your pants, if you know, you know.
Until we meet again which is tomorrow or so I hope.