Narrator:

The night sky an endless expansion of darkness, a canvas of black that seemed to stretch on forever. With the moon shining like a beacon, illuminating the sky, accompanied with the stars.

Viewing this sight is a young white haired man, sitting at the edge of a cliff near his campsite.

His red ruby eyes shone just like the starry night.

But even with amazing view, he wore a sad smile look at the beautiful night clutching a black knife in his right hand.

... I remember when the Author said this was just gonna be just hijinks or stupid ideas he wanted to write like what if the characters broke into song, so why tg is he writing backstories, you may ask.

Well apparently his ADHD mind with OCD told him, he can't just write jokes without backstories to the jokes. So yeah here we are now but the Author was never one to follow rules so if he's going to make a backstories he's gonna make hijinks past stories.

Or maybe it'll be normal he's writing this at 12 am, and inspiration could pop in his dream and tell him to do something else with this chapter.

Narrator:

Ok new day, ok fine it's not day it's night again the Author procrastinated all day infact he still doesn't have an idea but watch inspiration will hit him in 3, 2, 1...

Huh, thought that would really work, now all I can think of is just how long can he keep writing this. But we shouldn't really encourage this, he's mastered the art of BS he was able to write 1k essay with only 200 words being related to topic. He actually got pretty good grade, so that should speak on he has mastered this art.

All he has to do is keep repeating the same topic in different ways, or he'll just get off topic like the time he had to write a essay about the internet and he went on a tangent about Icarly, you know the girl with the web show. he wrote over 2000 words of it with the main topic just having 500 words.

Like he was talking about the episode of the dingo studio episode, the episode resolved around dingo studio stealing their ideas, so they went up their and Sam, the co host of the said web show brought a sock filled with butter so she can hit the writers because she was violent person who didn't have a strong paternal figure in her life.

Also it was the episode where Spencer and Freddy, Freddy whose mom once who once called Spencer, dapper but that's in a different episode so let's not talk about that. So they went down to the bowels of dingo studio, where they actually talked about this with a homeless guy who was in their apartment and his name was "Hollywood" because the apartment they booked said they had a great view of Hollywood and the was the joke, so "Hollywood" get inside their apartment and slept inside their bathtub but let's not stray from this.

So Spencer and Freddy went to the bowels of dingo studio and then Spencer acted as this high superior of the building and forced a security guard to get out, He made up some guy called Mr. Fufferman threating the guard that Spencer will call him.

And once the security guy gets flustered and goes away, Spencer and Freddy opened the vault in the bowels of dingo studio and they found the frozen head of Charles Dingo the founder of dingo studio who were stealing the ideas from Icarly, the web show . So Spencer and Freddy used the frozen head to blackmail them to stop stealing their ideas.

And after the whole ordeal Sam forced the writers to wear bikinis and get inside a kiddie pool and fight with dog food while it gets streamed online. Which was probably because of Dan Schneider's weird fetishes, Dan Schneider was a very popular tv producer who made Icarly, Drake and Josh and Victorious and such. but he had a lot weird fetishes mostly with feet and when rewatching these childhood shows, It feels so gross to watch, considering that most of the actors were underage and they we're showing their feet and doing really really gross stuff.

But as weird and gross it feels rewatching these shows, The Author still remembers each and every episode of Icarly even though he hasn't watched in more than 6 years. That's how Iconic and memorable Icarly was. I mean it predicted how the Internet would be like, that show really pioneered the internet.

The episode with Fred, causing drama to gain more views like whatttt, like that's genius, the Author thought this Fred guy was like a mastermind. The random dancing segments, the time where they tried to do a 24 hour challenge, the time where they got an advertisement sponsorship from a snicker company.

And they loads of money from doing it, but later they find out the shoe sucks and their viewers were saying that they were sellouts so they tried to cancel the sponsorship but they were legally binded so they couldn't cancel it because they couldn't fight afford to fight with them.

But Spencer, who went to law school for 3 days found a loophole, So Sam and Carly promoted the shoe in a bad light but in a fun way so they were still promoting it in a good light, like roasting weenies so the company had to buy them out of the contract and Sam, Freddy and Carly forced them to pay in cash so they can make it rain.

And in the end of the episode Carly bought a motorcycle for Spencer, in which in a later episode got stolen by this bad boy, but instead of arresting him Spencer instead took him under his wings so he can enjoy the joys of sculpting but later Spencer left to get smoothies but when he came back home he found Carly and the bad boy smacking face.

So he started to scream, ranting about how the bad boy stole his motorcycle, and how he didn't have him arrested and how he waited for a bag of bagels who he didn't even wanted. And after his rant, Carly said she was the one who kissed him first which led Spencer to kick him out and throw a bagel in his private area and then he grounded Carly for till college.

So Carly and the bad boy hanged out in secret, but Spencer knew what was happening and when both Carly and the bad boy thought they got rid of Spencer from the apartment they went up to living room and opened the light to find Spencer in dark drinking then he said "I maybe an idiot but I'm not stupid." But contrast to what Carly thought Spencer approved their relationship.

But their relationship ended real soon, when Carly found out that bad boy collect pee wee babies so she broke up with him because of that. Which always ticked me off, just cause the guy collects stuff animals she broke up with him. Like the guy just had a hobby it's nothing hurting anyone the only weird thing was he was treating them like living things.

It was so gendered back in the day, I remembered they made a joke of Spencer being in a book club was feminine, like nothing wrong with being a book club and man Spencer really carried that show and the Author inspired to be like him, he was childish and sometimes mature like when the time Carly dyed her hair and Spencer said she looked fantastic even though he didn't like her look and his reasoning was that people needed to express themselves and need support.

But that doesn't take away how offensive and how poorly this show aged, like the episode with Mindy a huge fan of the web show and they treated her horribly because she was different and had quirks. Same goes with the girl who had vision problem and Freddy who had to co host Icarly with Sam because Carly visited her grandfather in yakima but was replaced with a bag called Baggels, but anyways Freddy made this 3d effect that left people watching have vison problem but was able to cure the girl who vision problem already and when the girl and her father came to thank Freddy her father said she still talks weirdly in a disappointing tone suggesting that he though she spoke weirdly because of her vision problem.

This show just hated breaking gendered stereotypes, hated hobos, hated autistic people and had weird fetishes. It's really crazy thinking this was made around 2007 like if this was made around the 90s I kinda sorta get why these jokes would age poorly but even 90s shows tried to be progressive but that was more of a disguise than anything else but hey at least they tried.

And we haven't gone to one more messed up episode like the time with David Archuleta, so apparently the writers of the show like America Idol and they were pissed that he lost, so they made an episode where he won instead and then made fun of the person who actually won in America Idol who went there so he can save his mom who had cancer, but the writers wrote him as a selfish person who lied that his mother had a disease meanwhile in real life the person's mother died of cancer before the episode even aired and that's just messed up.

And you know those foods jokes with Sam, well the actor who played her had an eating disorder and one time she talked with the writers saying can lay off with these food jokes? And they said no and also the actor also had a terrible relationship with her mother and the writers used that as well even made a whole episode about it.

Not to mention, you know Gibby? The kid who took of his shirt exposing Dan's fetishes once again. Well you know that famous meme where he fell. Well apparently the stunt double who did the stunt broke his rib and was hospitalized and during shooting the scene of when the stunt guy fell he said something like he broke a rib and do you know what the writers do? They make it as a joke this joke was also made in Victorious but the Author didn't really watch Victorious but he remembered watching a video essay which was like over 10 hours long. Forgot the youtuber but just search it up you'll find him.

He's the reason why he knows so much of this type of information cause the guy also covered even still the Author is still gonna watch it, it's a big part of his childhood it's like hanging out with your relatives, you know you have that 1 relative whose a bit out of the loop and always a bit offensive and makes you feel uncomfortable and you don't want to see this person at all but you can't just cut them out.

Also remember the time when One Direction and Miss Obama was there? It just blows my mind, it really does. But you want to know what blows my mind even more? The fact that Spencer a freelancer artist, lives in 3 floored apartment with a private elevator... in Seattle. Like wtf you know I hear people saying how did the characters from friends afford their apartment but unlike Chandler Bing, the sarcastic guy from the show who married Monica a chef and the owner of the purple room where the gang mostly hang out. Spencer didn't rake in the cash every month.

He always buys weird things like a blue thing that makes his toilet water blue, so how does afford this place. And we know that Carly rarely makes cash from her web show, and no matter there's no way the Father can pay the apartment every year, it's just so unrealistic. Also the fact that only Spencer has 3 floors, like you see Freddy's place and it's so small and compact compared to the Shays, Carly and Spencers' last names.

Also how tf does Spencer manage to light things on fire? Like anything with electronics makes a least sense but water? Really?

Anyways the Author has wrote over 2k now, so see ya!

Author's Notes:

... Sorry, I promise the next chapter will actually be the real chapter just couldn't think of one yet so I just ranted about Icarly.