"Okay everybody, here is what we will do. Everyone should brainstorm an idea as to what to do about the fiction writers and then we will choose the best idea and put it into action!" Kagome smiled proudly to herself, as she was proud of her plan. "But I won't brainstorm, because I'll be writing down everyone's ideas!" She reached into her yellow backpack and pulled out a notebook and a pen. "So, start brainstorming!"

"... Why?" Inuyasha looked at her.

Kagome growled in frustration and glared at him. "Because it will make me feel better! I'm already in a bad mood about these writers and I don't need you to make it worse! So why don't you sit," purposefully said, and the poor hanyou hit the ground, "down and brainstorm!" mumbling could be heard from the hole in which the hanyou sat.

"I wish you'd quit doing that, Kagome. It costs so much to get the floor fixed. And it was such a nice wood floor," Mama Higurashi sighed, feeling sorry for the poor inu-hanyou that was forced to hit the dirt when Kagome got angry, though it was mostly towards him, but this time he was innocent. All he'd wanted to know was why.

"Okay, I'll give you all five minutes to brainstorm, then when you have an idea, feel free to tell me. I'll be waiting!" Kagome smiled happily, her pen positioned over the paper as she started the five minute count. Kagome was pretty amazed when the whole room got quiet, showing that almost everyone was brainstorming. This was good, because it showed that Kagome wasn't the only one tired of what the writers had to write about them.

The minutes seem to be extremely slow as Kagome waited. Kagome had pretty good patience, but it also depends upon what she was waiting for. This was one of those times where her patience was thin, but she was willing to fake a good patience so as to get some good idea's about what to do. Though... Kagome wasn't as patient as she wanted to be. Well, she needed to pass the time, so might as well study for that ugly math test that was coming up. Pulling out her math book, Kagome proceeded to do only two of the extra practice problems before she was interrupted.

"I've got an idea," Kagura said in a low, angry voice. Kagome dropped her math book and grabbed her paper of ideas, which she'd neatly labeled "Revenge" upon the top, and wrote 'Kagura' and then waited for the wind demoness to tell Kagome her brillant idea. But Kagura didn't speak. She merely flipped her fan open, an evil look in her eyes. "I think that's all that need to be said."

Kagome anime sweatdropped. "Eh... we'll keep it on the list." she gave a fake smile, while crossing out Kagura's name from the paper.

"You know," Miroku started, "I've got an idea, too." Kagome brighten up and quickly wrote his name upon the paper ready to jot down his idea if it was any good. A thought bubble appeared above Miroku, with various authors, all female of course, around him, swooning and saying things along the lines of 'Oh, Miroku! We'll write whatever you want!' or 'Bear my child, Miroku!' But that bubble didn't last long, as an angry Sango popped it with Kagome's pen, which she'd stolen a few second ago. Sango threw the pen back to Kagome, who caught it awkwardly, and glared at the monk. Kagome sighed and crossed off Miroku's name.

"I think a much better idea would to be just to ask them to stop," Sango said through clenched teeth as she still galred at the poor monk.

"Hmm... we could try, but going around to every single writer would be a tough job," Kagome mused, "but I'll add it to the list." She then wrote 'Sango' upon the paper, adding 'ask them to stop' after it, leaving her name uncrossed. Sango flashed Kagome a quick smile before returning to chewing out the monk for being 'lecherous.' and other words that can not be put here, as this has K rating. "Well, anymore ideas?"

Sesshomaru grabbed Tokijin, ready to pull it out of its sheath.

"Right, got it! Adding to the list!" Kagome once again faked a smile as she wrote Sesshomaru upon the page, though crossing his name out, using two lines instead of just one. That'll show him... or it wouldn't, which was the point of the whole thing because it meant that she would get to live if he didn't see it. She'd best keep this piece of paper to herself.

"We could prank the worst offenders!" Shippou said, pulling out his tops and other such fox magic tricks.

Kagome smiled warmly at him. "Thanks Shippou, I'll add it to the list." Kagome wrote 'Shippou - pranks' though she doubted they would do that. It would take a lot of work, and everyone had different opinions on who the worst offenders were. "Anymore?"

Silence followed her question. Great. They had only two options to choose from. Not much choice, huh? "Well... with these choices I guess that we'll need to see which is best, huh? Let me think upon it a bit. It'll be a tough choice." Great. Now she was lying to them. Oh well. Not much else she could say.

"Now Kagome, some of us aren't done thinking," Mama Hikurashi spoke, startling her daughter.

"But Mama, I thought you were okay with what they wrote," Kagome said, confused.

"No, I said that people will do what they want. I never said that I agreed with what they wanted to do," the smile upon Mama Higurashi's face was a sly one.

"I have an idea," Naraku was the one who spoke this time, his evil thought bubble appearing. Though, to discribe what he had planned for the poor author's would no longer make this a K rated, and so I will leave you to your imaginations.

Kagome, however, gulped and wrote 'Naraku' only to fiercely scribble it out, tearing a whole in her paper because of the friction. "Right. Got it..." Her only option now was the wait for her mother to tell her what she thought they should do.

"Well, Kagome, I'm drawing a blank. Sorry, sweety," Mama Higurashi sighed in defeat.

"Why not sue them?" Souta asked, blinking in confusion. Wasn't that was adults did anyway?

"Souta!" Kagome jumped up, joy written clearly across her face. "That's it! You are a genius!" Kagome ran over and hugged her brother, swinging him around.

"Kagome! Get off!" the boy's cheeks reddened with embarrassment. "Just what did I say?"

"We are going to take them to court! It's perfect! Okay, now we need to choice just who does what. Let me think for a second..." Kagome dropped her brother, who had swirls for eyes from lack of air, and ran back to her chair. She flipped a page in her notebook and started to write. "Oh, this will be good! Very, very good!"

Everyone near Kagome took a step back. She was starting to scare them.

"Yes! Okay, this should work. Now, here is what we are going to do," Kagome said, launching into her evil plan.

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Sadly, I must end there. I know it's short, but it's the best I could do, seeing as I need a volunteer to continue! Yes, that's right. You read right. Well... we always read right when you read English... anyway, back to the topic. I need a volunteer to be put on trial, because the Inuyasha cast will be taking you to court! So, any volunteers?