"Welcome to the Court of Law of the InuYasha Cast. You should be well aware of why you have been called into court this day, as a notice was sent to you. But seeing as the jury might not be aware of you offense, I shall read all offenses against you," Sesshomaru, volunteered judge of this court hearing, pulled from his stack of haphazardly put together paper the paper that listed Kori Tsudo's offenses. "Offense one - having Kagome sing randomly in the middle of a fight. Songfic. The evidence of this is clearly shown in your story, Brother, My Brother. This ranks seven on our list."

"I thought that it was a good idea! And lots of people like it! And-"

Sesshomaru merely raised an eyebrow, which silenced the fanfiction writer rather quickly. "Do not interrupt me again, human. You will regret it. Now, offense two - killing off a character that was never to die. This is proven in your poem, Cotard Delusion and well as the fanfiction, Remembrance as well as others. This offense ranks two. In fact, you are guilty of all our offenses accept numbers four, five, and eight."

Kori Tsudo's mouth gaped at this thought. "But how can I be guilty!? You need evidence! Prove. You can't just list-"

"We have proof. Allow me to introduce our jury board," Sesshomaru waved a hand towards the jury, a set of only four people. "Ayame of the Demon Wolf Tribe, Myouga, Totosai, and Souta. These have been selected because they appear to never have been abused in any fanfictions you have written. The court will now come to session!"

"How can-"

"Respect my court, human, or face death. The only reason you are still alive is because Rumiko Takahashi would suffer great lawsuits if I killed you. Remember that," the inu's cold stare froze Kori Tsudo, and he took this chance to continue. "We will call to the stand our first witness, Miroku." From somewhere in the courtroom, said monk stood and made his way to the judge. "Now, Miroku, will you please tell the jury what this woman has done to you?"

"Lady and gentlemen of the jury, this woman has killed me! Not only did she kill me, but in that very same poem, not even a wonderfully detailed tale about my demise, a poem, she has made me insane, and it was this insanity that caused my untimely death, with left Sango to grieve in my wake," Miroku looked the jury in the eyes, all the while pointing an accusing finger at Kori.

"Hold on! I said it could be anyway. I just labeled it as Miroku and Sango because they were the original idea..." Kori trailed off, sensing that this would not help her case.

"Ah! So you admit that you intentional wrote this poem with them in mind?" Sesshomaru asked.

"Well... Yeah, I'll admit to that much. But really, you can hardly count my imagination as plausible proof to convict someone! Besides, those aren't even a jury of my peers! I-"

"This is not an American court of law. This is the Court of Law of the InuYasha Cast. You're pathetic rules to do not apply here. No silence! Next witness, Kagome."

Kagome and Miroku traded places and Sesshomaru asked Kagome the same question that was asked to Miroku. "Well, Your Honor, she's done a lot to me. I seem to be her favorite play thing. She made me a crybaby, a hanyou, a liar, she's killed me off, and she even wrote a fanfiction where she claims that Kikyou and I think exactly the same because she wrote, and I quote, 'I reread it, it seems it could be either Kikyo or Kagome thinking this. You choose.' Choose, lady and gentlemen of the jury? How can someone possibly choose who is thinking something! Surely my thought process and that of Miss Kori Tsudo are completely different! So why aren't mine and Kikyou's?"

The jury exchanged looks and nods of agreement.

"Hold on! Hold on! I wrote those stories for entertainment, not to hurt you guys! I-"

"Has the jury reached a verdict?" Sesshomaru cut off Kori, who's mouth hung open in disbelief.

"We have, Sesshomaru-sama," Ayame stood. "We find Kori Tsudo guilty of the following - putting InuYasha characters out-of-character, killing off a character who was never intended to die, songficing, and creating pairings that do not follow the plot of InuYasha."

"Where does that last one come to play!!?" Kori shouted in anger.

"Ten Years, in which Sesshomaru abandons Rin. Your punishment, by order of this court, is to take accounts and records of all following court hearings."

"Very good. Court dismissed."

The InuYasha cast left, leaving a stunned Kori Tsudo in their wake.

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This was written to show you sorta what court hearings will be like. The judge, jury, and witnesses will be different for each defendant. These things will be added up according to whose shown up in their stories, who has been "mistreated" the most, and who appears to have been left mostly alone.

If you still want to be put on trial, please review or message. I lost interest in this story and things came up, but I'm back at it, and the InuYasha cast even punished me to continue writing up the documentations of their trials.

Also, I was thinking of literally 'summoning' people to court. Like sending them a message that states the offenses they have. Everyone will have the option to say that they do not want to be on trial, but that was an idea I had. Tell me what you think or message me questions.

Also, the list of 'offenses' that Sesshomaru was talking about is as follows -

1. Out of Characterness

2. Killing off a Character That Was Never Intended For Death

3. Pairings That Do Not Follow the Plot of InuYasha

4. Original Characters That End Up With A Canon

5. Original Characters That Are Related To A Canon

6. Alternate Universe (AU) Stories

7. Songficcing

8. Songficcing in Alternate Universe

If you can think of any other offenses that the characters might have, please do tell me. I could use some more!

Well, Kori Tsudo, out for now!