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Chapter 2
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A/N this chapter has some minor cussing in it
It was the next day at wrestling elementary and Mr. Vince did not show up yet "Lil" DX was planting roaches in his drawers and "Lil" Edge and "Lil" Vickie were fluting.
You know "Lil" Vickie I love you more than anyone and when we are old enough I will marry you. Said "Lil" Edge
Awwwwwww I love you two "Lil" Edge.
Hey can you be quiet "Lil" John Cena and I did not finish our alphabet. Said "Lil" Batista
We had to do it last night what did you two do? Asked "Lil" Vickie
My brothers would not leave me alone. "Lil" John said
And I had to do something with "Lil" DX last night. "Lil" Batista said
Flashback to last night
"Lil" DX was walking down the street with 10 cartons of rotten eggs.
Wow "Lil" Triple H I can't believe your dad kept them and is making you go to the dump with them but really were going to throw them at Mr. Vince's house. "Lil" Shawn said
I know tell me about it hey wheres "Lil" Batista with the 10 bags of dog shit? "Lil" Triple H asked
I'm here I'm here "Lil" Batista said sorry I'm late I had to escape my mom because she thinks that Mr. Vince is an abusive teacher .
Ok you got the dog crap? "Lil" Shawn asked
Heck yea. "Lil" Batista said pulling the wagon forward.
Sweet Vince is so going to pay for what he did to us and to "Lil" Batista too. "Lil" Triple H said
Yeah. "Lil" Batista said
Flash flashback.
Ok hand me your sentiences class. Mr. Vince said
Dude you think he is going to read them out loud? "Lil" John asked "Lil" Batista
Yeah wait till Mr. Vince reads mine. Said "Lil" Batista
Then Mr. Vince picked up "Lil" John's and read it. "The Cat Climbed up the tree". Good Job "Lil" John you get a smiley face and he drew one on his paper OK "Lil" Batista lets read yours then Mr. Vince read it and he did not like it. "Go fuck yourself". Then "Lil" Batista laughed and said ohhhhhhhh Mr. Vince said a bad word.
You wrote a bad word you fucking twerp. Mr. Vince said and picked up "Lil" Batista and almost punched him till Mr. Jarrett came in
Vince what is going on I was teaching my class then I heard you cuss then you look like that your going to beat that student of yours.
No I wasn't then Mr. Vince dropped "Lil" Batista
"Lil" Batista what did Mr. Vince do to you? Mr. Jarrett asked
Well "Lil" Batista said pretending to cry he made me write a bad word and I didn't want to he said he would beat me up wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
HES LIEING!!!! Mr. Vince screamed
"Lil" Batista do you want to go home? Mr. Jarrett asked
So I can get away from this meanie then yes. "Lil" Batista said still pretending to cry and followed Mr. Jarrett
End Flash Flashback
Ok Got the disguises? "Lil" Triple H asked "Lil" Shawn.
You bet I do. "Lil" Shawn said and pulled out a bag OK "Lil" Triple H you be "Lil" Edge holding up a Edge mask and shirt that says "Rated S Stupidstar" OK "Lil" Batista you will be "Lil" Randy holding up a Randy Orton mask and shirt that says "Age Of Retards" and I'll Be "Lil" Jericho said "Lil" Shawn holding up a Chris Jericho mask and a shirt that said "Save Me From "Lil" John Cena". Ok you guys ready?
I am "Lil" Triple H said
Me too said "Lil" Batista
They walked for a few blocks then they reached Mr. Vince's house and put on the disguises.
OK You guys ready? "Lil" Triple H asked
I am. Said "Lil" Batista
Me Too "Lil" Shawn said
Ready set Fire. "Lil" Triple H said and they started to throw eggs at Mr. Vince's house then soon as they ran out of eggs they lit the dog crap then Mr. Vince came out
EDGE ORTON JERICHO!!!!!!! YOU THREE ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE. Mr. Vince yelled at the top of his lungs
End Flashback
So yeah they had me help with their clubhouse. Said "Lil" Batista
Sorry I'm Late class a voice said and it was not Mr. Vince's and a woman came in I'm Miss. Stable and I'll be taking over for Mr. Vince for a while.
"Lil" John put your tongue back in your mouth said "Lil" Batista
OK let me see where Mr. Vince puts his attendance then she opened the drawer where "Lil" DX put the roaches and she smiled and said who put the adorable roaches in here these are so cute. Miss. Stable said. Oh here it is when I call your name say here.
"Lil" Batista
Here
"Lil" John Cena
He...Her... Then "Lil Batista hit him on the back then "Lil" John said here.
Soon as she called everybody's name she asked everybody for their alphabet and as soon as she got everybody's the morning recess bell rang and everybody went to play with their friends and "Lil" John and "Lil" Batista went to play with "Lil" A.J and "Lil" Joe.
So whats going on in your class today? "Lil" A.J asked
We got a new teacher and "Lil" John likes her. Said "Lil" Batista
Shut up "Lil" Batista.
So anyway what is going on in your class? "Lil" Batista asked
The "Lil" Beautiful people tried to make the classroom into a salon but Mr. Jarrett put them into the corner and they can't come out till next recess. Said "Lil" Joe
Thats what they get for trying to do that. "Lil" Batista said then they heard the same Italian music.
When will they leave us alone. "Lil" A.J said
Then the First Grade Mafia walked over to them.
What do you want? "Lil" A.J asked
To teach you four some respect. "Lil" Sting said
Yeah coming from the first grader who wears black and white face paint all the time. said "Lil" John said and the four started laughing
This is what "Lil" Sting was talking about kindergardeners not knowing about respect. Said "Lil" Kevin.
Nether do the first graders. "Lil" Joe said
Just wait till Friday then we'll show you some respect lets go guys. Said "Lil" Kurt and the First Grade Mafia walked away.
I hate those guys. Said "Lil" John
Same here. Said "Lil" Joe
Meanwhile "Lil" DX was talking to the "Lil" Bella twins and "Lil" Kelly Kelly
So what do you three think of Miss. Stable? "Lil" Shawn asked to the girls
She is nice... but "Lil" Kelly was cut off by "Lil" Carlito and "Lil" Primo
Hey "Lil DX what are you doing with our girls? Asked "Lil" Primo
Were just talking to them. Said "Lil" Triple H
Come on ladies "Lil" DX is not cool. Said "Lil" Carlito and he and "Lil" Primo walked off with the "Lil" Bella twins following them.