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Chapter 5
It was recess and everyone was tyring to find a club to join and one club caught the two of the First Grade Mafia eyes the wrestling team
"Well "Lil" Kev and I are going to join this one" Said "Lil" Scott
"Look at that line "Lil" Scott" "Lil" Kevin said
"I'll get you two up front follow me" Said "Lil" Kurt and he went to the last person in line and tapped them on the shouter and said "My friends here have cancer and only have 6 months to live"
"Oh I'm sorry" That person said and let them cut
"Nice one "Lil" Kurt" Said "Lil" Kevin
"I'm not done yet" "Lil" Kurt said and they continued to cut in line until they caught up to two people and "Lil" Kurt tapped them on the shouter and said "My friends have an eating disorder"
"Doesn't look like it to me what do think "Lil" Batista?" "Lil" Joe asked
"Kurt is lieing just to cut in front of everyone and besides do they look like they have a eating disorder?" "Lil" Batista asked
"No" Said "Lil" Joe
"Then back of the line then" Said "Lil" Batista then he and "Lil" Joe threw The first grade mafia to the back of the line.
Soon as it was their turn the coach told them. "Aren't you two a little too young to join the wrestling team"
"Aren't you a little too fat to even coach a wrestling team" Said "Lil" Batista
"OK I'll Tell you what take out my whole team in 5 minutes then your in deal?" Said the coach
"Deal" Said "Lil" Batista and "Lil" Joe
5 Minutes Later
"I can't believe this my whole team taken out by KINDERGARTNERS!!!!!!" The coach said "You two showed me the best performance in all my years of coaching how about you two be the captains of the team"
"Heck yeah coach" Said "Lil" Batista
"And no hard feelings boys?" Asked the coach
"No problem fatso" Said "Lil" Batista "Just joking"
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Meanwhile "Lil" John and "Lil" A.J were having trouble finding a club to join until they went to the newspaper club and read the thing.
"All this tells me is that only geeks join this club" Said "Lil" John
"Not really "Lil" John look you can go around school even darning class work on the yearbook and be on the school's morning news show this is cool" "Lil" A.J said
"You can join if you want I won't hold it against you but only geeks join this club" Said "Lil" John
"So what your saying is that only geeks join this club "Lil" Cena" Said "Lil" Kane as he and "Lil" C.M Punk walked to the club
"Yes but I don't mean it" Said "Lil" John "I meant that only smart people join this club is only for me"
"OK" Said "Lil" Punk "Lil" Kane and I are joining"
"I'll join too" Said "Lil" A.J
"Your one of those kids from Mr. Jarrett's class am I right" Said "Lil" Kane
"Yep" Said "Lil" A.J
"Nice lets go in" Said "Lil" Punk
"OK" "Lil" A.J said "Good luck finding a club "Lil" John
"OK" Said "Lil" John. So "Lil" John keep searching for a club till he saw the music club.
"Excuse me but do you guys play all kinds of music?" "Lil" John asked
"We do young man want to join?"
"Oh yeah"
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At Lunch the order talked about what clubs they are in.
""Lil" Batista and I are captains of the wrestling team" Said "Lil" Joe
"No way" Said "Lil" A.J
"Its true though the coach needs to work up on his skills he keeps getting owned by 5 year olds" "Lil" Joe said
"I'm in the newspaper club" said "Lil" A.J
"Cool" Said "Lil" Batista
"And I'm in the Music club" "Lil" John said "Oh no here comes the new kid"
"Whats so bad about him?" Asked "Lil" Joe
"He keeps inducing himself and its annoying" Said "Lil" John
The new kid came over and said "Hi I'm "Lil" Dolph Ziggler"
"Get out of here "Lil" Ziggler" Said "Lil" Batista
"I'm not talking to you two I'm talking to them" Said "Lil Dolph pointing at "Lil" A.J and "Lil" Joe
"Nice to meet you too I guess" Said "Lil" A.J
"Well got to go bye guys oh by the way I'm "Lil" Dolph..."
"GET OUT OF HERE "LIL" ZIGGLER" All four said at the same time.