Not even a moment after sensei started the timer had we scattered of to our hiding places. Yeah, Kakashi knows where we are, but then again he's the best. As a shinobi, he's better than even some of the Akatsuki. As person, he's messed up and I don't blame him for that. But if there is one thing Kakashi should never ever do, it is teach.

I suspect that he used Sasuke to be his protégé just because he would be easy to teach. You know, monkey see, monkey do kind of teaching?

So anyway I'm really impatient, so I start things off by tossing a couple of kunai at sensei's porn.

He pivots out of the way without even looking up. Not only that, but I've given away my position. Time to move.

So in the next volley I toss in a couple of flung kunai. One of the m actually got lodged into his porn. I'm tired of just calling it flinging the kunai. Maybe I'll name the trick Piercing Fang. No, that's coined by the Inuzuka Clan isn't it? Damn.

This will piss him off. The two kunai that I had flung were wrapped with explosive tags. Not only does the porn explode, but so does the ground at Kakashi's feet.

I vaguely hear Pinky scream like I just killed someone in cold blood as I rush down to hopefully grab a bell as if I didn't already know that sensei had already used a substitution.

What the hell? There are two logs here. Did he somehow substitute his porn?

Shit. I just went flying into the nearest part of the woods. I just got anally raped. For the first time.

Again.

Yeah, Kakashi just used his sexual assault technique. You know, the one where he jams his fingers up my ass?

Yeah, that one.

Okay, so I scamper off like the abused little child that I am and I am not going to be sitting down for a while. Oh look, a bell rigged with a trap. What a perfect excuse for me to be out of the way for a while!

So I reach down to grab the bell when suddenly now I'm hanging upside down by a rope and the Scarecrow is lecturing me about not taking the bait if it's obvious or something along those lines.

Now, if I actually wanted to win, this would be the part where I slice the rope with any one of the random knives on my person and take that bell from sensei's grubby little paws.

But I'm not, so I didn't.

You know, I was so dead set about failing this test, but I honestly can't think of a way to make a worse performance than what we did in my first life short of actively sabotaging my teammates.

And that's just something I don't do, regardless of how much I dislike them.

Still hanging around. Okay, pun times over.

All right, so my plan is to eventually get down from this tree and then I'm going to find a hiding place and wait like I'm waiting for Kakashi to spring a trap, and I'm not going to move until either the test is over or Pinky and the Bastard decide that we can only win by working together. Needless to say, I'm gonna be waiting here until the end of the bell test. But if sensei does show, there really is a trap for him.

I'm surprised how fast my Silver Bullet- no that's retarded; my fling is. It was nearly as fast as what Jounin usually throw, and sensei clearly didn't expect it. I damaged his porn. He's going to kill me. I bet that by the time I get around to wind enhancing the technique, it'll be breaking the sound barrier. Something like that would be damn near unavoidable, not to mention the sheer penetrative power.

Note to self. Never use the word 'penetrate' outside of sexual humor ever again.

Wow, Kakashi's busy, Sakura just screamed again. That means he'll be headed towards his highness soon and then I'm going to have another half-assed go at the bells again.

What? It's just not in my nature stand there and do nothing the entire time. That's Shikamaru's thing.

So I dash on over to see the Uchiha plant. Maybe it will grow if I water it. Wait a sec, sensei's still there and he's lecturing the little shrub. That's a perfect opportunity for horrible teamwork! I fling another kunai at the scarecrow and it steps out of the way, only for the knife to land less than an inch away from a certain shrub.

So I fall out of my perch wailing about how I've killed Sasuke and a Scarecrow steps on me to hold me still while it lectures me about foresight when the shrub for me to notice.

"Sasuke, my little shrub you're still alive!" I crooned at him. Yup, I'm hamming it up. I see the shrub twitch, and feel the scarecrow shudder. Okay, maybe that sounded really gay. So now it's time for my hand to slither its way up sensei's leg in an attempt to grab a bell.

Kakashi decides to punish me by wrenching my arm into a painful position and 'poof' my clone goes up in smoke. Before the smoke fully clears, my exploding tag detonates between his feet, though I doubt he even got singed by it.

From my new hiding spot with my harvest, I resist the urge to laugh as he noticed two very important things missing from that clearing and checks to see if anything else is missing. Say, a couple of bells, perhaps? No, those are still there.

I know I shouldn't have done that as Kakashi sensei is now aware of the fact that I am at least somewhat competent, but that was hilarious! This would be such a perfect opportunity for the 'I am an Ass' transformation genjutsu! And now I'm doubling over in laughter, no wait- that's pain. The bastard just kicked me and id demanding why I had to pull him out of a situation where he was clearly in over his head and now my ears are ringing.

That was the Epic Screech of Joy. Pinky's here now, and she's fawning over the fact that her precious Sasuke Kun is still among the living. And now she's asking WHAT?

Quote this: "What are we going to do now?" She asked of Sasuke. He shrugged and pointed at me. No, that's not what you're supposed to do! You're supposed to insist that you can do this by yourself and then go get your ass kicked again!

Well, Damn it yet again. Sakura suggests Teamwork ™ and Sasuke goes along with it, and he wants me to think up of a plan as my screwing around has worked best so far.

Damn it.

If I say yes, we pass for showing actual Teamwork™ and if I say no we still pass for a Teamwork™ technicality since Pinky suggested it, the Bastard goes along with, and I already went out of my way to rescue a shrub.

It sure figures that the moment 'Yes' slips out of my mouth, Kaka-sensei drops in, beats us up, and then informs us of the insignificant fact that we just passed and then he proceeded to lecture about something or another, but I had zoned out by now because it couldn't be too different than the five dozen or so Teamwork™ speeches I've had to listen to in my time.

I guess I'm just pissed that I didn't get to actually steal the bells even though I already resigned myself to passing, and I still gotta come up with a good name for the flinging thing.

Maybe I'll ask Tenten.

Author's Note

Yeah, its been a while since I've updated, but well, …. Life happens.

That and I got really into code geass. So epic.

Thanks for reviewing as always, and I really do need help with naming that technique.

R&R plz and thank you.