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Chapter 8
It was after school and the first wrestling team meeting and everyone was on time except the coach
"Ugh I should of known that the king of fat people would be late with him being fat so much" Said "Lil" Batista "We told Matt soon as were done with practice that we would meet up with the others"
"I know what you mean but until the coach gets here we are screwed" Said "Lil" Joe
"Sorry I'm late I had to take care of business" Said the coach
"Let me guess eating business or getting fat business?" Asked "Lil" Batista
"Your lucky your one of the captains or I would have kicked you off the team"
"Good luck with that your too fat to kick me out of anything now can we not argue "Lil" Joe and I have to go see a friend who got hit by a car ok" Said "Lil" Batista
"OK as long as you shut up we can get on to business I'm Coach Orton"
"No wonder your fat will your son be fat just like you?" "Lil" Batista asked
"I don't know and stop calling me fat" Said Coach Orton
"OK ok ok" Said "Lil" Batista
"Now as you can see we have won state two years in a row and with new captains it can be three"
"Coach I got a question" Asked one of the wrestlers
"What is it Josh?"
"Why are our captains kindergartners?"
"That's a good question your a newcomer yesterday in tryouts they beat all of the members from last year with excellent moves I might add"
"OK Coach" said Josh
"Now lets get on with practice" Said Coach Orton
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Meanwhile the others got to the hospital and was deciding which ones should go to the gift shop and get something for "Lil" Jeff
"Ok I have 20 bucks" Said "Lil" A.J
"Darn I only have 10" Said "Lil" Matt
"I have 50" Said "Lil" John
""Lil" Punk and I have both have 30" Said "Lil" Kane
"We only have 10 altogther" Said "Lil" Maria
"OK how about this "Lil" John "Lil" Punk and "Lil" Kane get the gifts while "Lil" Maria "Lil" Eve "Lil" A.J go up and see "Lil" Jeff right away deal
"Deal" Everyone said
While the others went to see "Lil" Jeff "Lil" John "Lil" Kane and "Lil" Punk went to the gifts
"OK guys what should we get "Lil" Jeff?" Asked "Lil" Kane
"I don't know" Said "Lil" John
"Hey guys check this out" Said "Lil" Punk and the others went to see what he was seeing it was a paint set
"How much is it?" asked "Lil" John
"15 bucks" Said "Lil" John
"I'll Get it for him from me" Said "Lil" Punk
"Ok" Said "Lil" John
"Hey guys look crayon shaped plushies" Said "Lil" Kane
"Sweet" Said "Lil" Punk "and they are only 5 bucks each"
"I'll get them and say they're from "Lil" Eve and "Lil" Maria Said "Lil" Kane
"What are you going to get him then?"
"20 pack of crayons and a coloring book." Said "Lil" Kane
"Well we are almost done what are you going to get him "Lil" Cena?" Asked "Lil" Punk
"This" Said "Lil" John and it was a big bucket of skittles
"Oh he will like that big time" Said "Lil" Punk
"Yeah lets go buy this stuff for him" Said "Lil" Kane
Soon as they bought "Lil" Jeff's presents they ran in to someone
"Well well well "Lil" John Cena where are your friends?" Asked "Lil" Kevin Nash
"Not now "Lil" Kev"
"Oh how about we forget the others and start this fight right now" Said "Lil" Kevin and went over to "Lil" John and punched him and "Lil" John followed with a closeline and picked him up and gave him the F-U
""Lil" John how did you do that?" Asked "Lil" Punk
"I'll Tell you later right now I'm not done" Said "Lil" John and picked up "Lil" Kevin and smashed him aganst the brick wall untill he was bleeding
then walked over to him and said "Next time "Lil" Kev you want some come get some" and he and "Lil" Punk and "Lil" Kane walked to "Lil" Jeff's room with the gifts
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""Lil" Jeff are you feeling better?" Asked "Lil" Matt
"Not really but I'm glad everyone is here though" "Lil" Jeff said
"I'm sorry for what happened "Lil" Jeff" Said "Lil" Maria
"Its not your fault "Lil" Maria" Said "Lil" Jeff "besides I'm going to sue the guy for pain and suffering money"
"You can do that?" Asked "Lil" A.J
"Of course"
"Is mom and dad letting you?" Asked "Lil" Matt
"Yes I just want my pain and suffering money" Said "Lil" Jeff
"We don't have pain and suffering money but we do have gifts" Said "Lil" John as he "Lil" Kane and "Lil" Punk walked in
"Thanks guys" Said "Lil" Jeff as he took the gifts "SKITTLES who got me the big bucket?"
"Thats from me "Lil" A.J and your brother" Said "Lil" John
"SCREW PAIN AND SUFFERING MONEY I GOT A YEAR SUPPLY OF SKITTLES WOOO" Yelled "Lil" Jeff
"He's happy" Said "Lil" Matt
"Darn we got "Lil" Jeff a big bucket of Skittles" Said "Lil" Joe as he and "Lil" Batista walked in
"MORE SKITTLES THANK YOU GOD" Said "Lil" Jeff as he put both skittles on the bed
"Hey guys can I talk to you outside for a minute?" "Lil" John asked the rest of the order
"Sure hey "Lil" Jeff we'll be back" Said "Lil" Batista as the order walked out
"OK "Lil" John whats up?" Asked "Lil" A.J
"I ran into "Lil" Kev here and he punched me" Said "Lil" John
"OH NO HE DIDN'T" Yelled "Lil" Batista
"Let me finish so after he did I took him out so I think we are even at the park tomorrow" Said "Lil" John
"Thats good" Said "Lil" A.J
"Lets go back in before "Lil" Jeff is a rainbow from eatting all those skittles" Said "Lil" Joe
"Good idea" Said "Lil" John and they went back inside