Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 26: Count The Dares
Part 2: No Strategy, All Dares
Ghost peppers, crossdressing, sawing a leg, bears, dogs, Palutena, haters, you name it and it will be in this epic, epic chapter chock full of strategy and pain...if you're into that.
Which this show has entirely been, so this is just the show condensed and congrats, there has now been 120 chapters, so that's very cool...and yes, I promised something two chapters ago and now it will be fufilled for obvious reasons!
1602jaw: Gonna be honest, you kinda have no idea how much Chris upped the torture and this included the sudden boss battles in the previous episode, the fights in Episode 14, the animal hunting, the TDA throwback...
...actually, you probably have a fair idea.
Memeking: Yeah, very delayed torture is apparently the best kind of torture and like Jaw up there, you've probably got some idea of what this wacky challenge is. At least, you're excited
This should have been out a week ago and notably longer, but nevertheless...please review.
"Sorry, I meant three strikes because it's more painful for you guys!"
The notably audiable groans came from everybody.
"Do you just change the rules because of that?" Tanya asked in a displeased manner, putting her hands on her desk.
"Nah, it just made more sense."
The Fiery Foxes were kinda stuck on the orange-coloured desks and the Chil Capybaras were stuck on the teal-coloured desk, representing the divide between the two very different teams.
And the fact that Coachman was giving a mean look towards Cassie Cage, who was actually scared of him...for very different reasons, being that the super-soldier knew of his escapades within the game.
*Cassie's confessional*
"Please tell me he's not one of the...contestants who selected whatever torture Chris-"
She was dumbfounded at how obvious the miss was.
"...No matter what, Chris is going to make it worse, so it's a yearh." She finished.
*Confessional cut*
And immediately, the wheel kinda revealed itself to have at least Dante in addition to all of the 92 eliminated contestants, each sharing one random dare...that was decided by a coin-flip that was stolen by one guy...who was regretting it already.
"Bro, I got tricked!" Muscle Man shouted. "But I'm gonna do it for these Capy-bears!"
"And Muscle Man goes for the Capybaras, what form of torture is he going to get hit by..."
The green man was sweating, trying to avoid the very bad ones and uh...
"...Oh, Luigi's got something!"
"Hah, he ain't got nothing!"
And then Chef brought out a Pirahna Plant for the muscled man to be stuck in, as Muscle Man looked worried at about being stuck...inside a plant that could easily trap him.
But still standing strong, as he could smell the manly musk.
"Just stand here and watch, guys! I'm gonna-"
He got right in there...involuntary, but he was in there.
"Luigi has dared to put someone inside of a Pirahna Plant for fifteen seconds! For the record, these guys can definitely eat too!"
Muscle Man's screams could be heard, but seriously muffled inside of a canivorous spotty plant and...
...fifteen seconds had passed and he didn't tap out at all and Samurai Jack just jumped in to pull him out and he had the guts to be mad.
"Bro, I had it." Muscle Man shouted. "...I bet-"
"Don't worry, we have a point."
"It is true, the Capybaras gain a point! Foxes...your guy?"
Rock angrily rose his hands up.
"Rock, spin the wheel...or the handle!"
"I'm gonna spin it good!" Rock actually spun the wheel...
"Wait, but it's not-"
Chris and Chef glared at Deadpool like they had a way of sending him to the Shadow Realm, as some major coincidence, as Rock saw that...the sexiest man of all time (by dubious means) had his own dare.
"Okay, Deadpool, you have some...awesome dares, but Rock's got the...uh...fanart dare! You got experience in that."
"Kinda-"
"Then you're gonna love this!" Christ cut off Rock, making him see a slideshow of all kinds of terrible things.
Some of them nice things that he had seen before, some of them not nice things that he hadn't seen before coming from the universe of words, baby...and a few weird things that made him question..."who the fuck made this art and how I can get them to not target it towards me?" as his expression slowly changed the slideshow went further and further on.
Sure it was only a minute and a half, since he's kinda obscure in the TD fandom, but he had seen enough, judging by his own face that somehow Mikasa shared with him.
Pure trauma.
"It wasn't even that bad!" Rock shouted. "I'm...good and not...mad!"
"Okay, but I'm just telling you got it off real easy! Have you seen-" Deadpool said, unknowingly getting the ire of Iori funnily enough. "-You know what, Iori knows who he's talking about!"
Iori just looked embarrassed, as Kyo just sighed.
*Iori's confessional*
The red-haired rocker just looked pissed.
"I wish I could tell the past me that decided that becoming Mrs. X was awesome and would surely be the...actually, what the hell was wrong with me back then? I'm glad that I'm thinking different...like how Kyo's going to look stupid by the end of this challenge and how Coachman's guaranteed elimination!"
The guy was smiling by the end of it.
"Like assholes."
*Confessional cut*
"Moving on from the mercenary who won't shut up, Samurai Jack! Are you ready for any dare?"
"Yes...these seem to be strange tasks." Jack just answered, not really mad at all...calmly walking towards the wheel.
"That's what a dare is, samurai dude!" Chris announced, as Samurai Jack spun the wheel. "And the audience and me are looking forward to it!"
Samurai Jack...genuinely looked at Daphne's face, once the wheel landed on her and he wondered what kind of insane dare that the fashionista detective would put on her.
"Uh, have both feet in a bunch of silk worms for a minute and you will be good!"
"That is fine."
He was a samurai and he got called Jack.
Nevertheless, he stood in those silkworms...and they were biting on that potential silk on his feet and the samurai still stood stall, slightly uncomfortable...but still in there.
"So, what-"
"While the samurai guy stand in some silky buckets for a minute, Uraraka..."
The floating girl just dropped down to the ground, as Samurai Jack still stood confident.
"...are you ready!"
"I don't care that I don't know!" Uraraka shouted, trying to be calm.
Uraraka stepped onto the wheel's platform, as a good chunk of the campers including Samurai Jack was surprised at the shout...as she spun the wheel and landed on Scott Pilgrim's spot.
"Samurai Jack, you've got the point...Uraraka, your dare awaits..."
The brown-haired hero was ready to deal with...
20 guys that all want to beat Scott Pilgrim for some reason...
Strangely enough, they all were a black-haired guy in a red t-shirt, a white open jacket, black trousers (repeated ten times) and some other dudes (probably repeated several times.)
"All you have to do is to lift yourself up from under this pile of people!"
Uraraka shouted something serious.
"Yeah, shouldn't be that hard!"
"Uh, why the hell are they all the same guy?" Chef quietly asked.
"...Because they're probably from a gang, Chef!"
Uraraka kept quiet, as she had one thing to do...kinda just lift them up, as she slowly rose up with the pile of twenty dudes that were just keeping her down literally and then...she managed to stand up in the pile, which was almost for her.
Because she definitely activated her Quirk to make some of them float off and then dropped them on the ground and some of them got hurt.
"Oh no, are you people okay?" Uraraka asked, as all of the people just got up. "...Is that a yes?"
"They don't talk for some reason, but they're good..." Chris saw the many thumbs up. "...Uraraka, you got your team a point!"
"Thank you!"
While that was happening, Tails was ready to get his own dare and then he managed to land on the space marked with Lord Hater's face on it and he expected something very evil.
It was not that.
"Tails, you've gotta do Lord Hater's gnarly dare and stand on some hot coals barefoot for ten seconds because fire wouldn't last as long!"
"WHAT! Are you serious?!" Tails asked. "That's still...a bit far even for you!"
"Tails, I don't think it is that hot!" Reg noticed the coals, being steamy. "I hope anyways..."
The rocks were still emitting a lot of steam.
"...I think it is that hot." Reg told him, nervously. "You've been through worse this season!"
"Yeah, that is true...but-"
Tails stepped onto the coals and screamed his butt, as the screams of pain were certainly pleasing for some and offputting for anyone else within the general area and...
...he did it, as the fox has surpassed eleven seconds and got an smug Chris in his face.
"Both teams have two points each...who's going to strike out now?" Chris asked. "Speaking striking out, who from the Foxes is going to do the dare?"
"Me, because I'm not weak and I am cool!" Rock screamed.
"Yeah, we know, so just do it." Iori shrugged.
Rock went for one more dare, as he dared to spin the wheel again and it landed on...
"Wow, you're not ready for what Khun's got cooked up for you."
"Honestly, I could be...uh...I've got air guitar, we've been up in the Ridonculous Race and I still didn't get eliminated here!" Rock dared (hah) the future.
He kinda lost, as he was surrounded by a bunch of bags that were connected to...
"Bear traps, dude?"
"Yeah, bear traps! Guess the right one within three tries and you'll be safe, guess wrong, get a strike, simple as that!" Chris told him. "It's easy as pie...in a bear trap."
Rock may have been panicking on the inside, but he walked with intent, poise and a rockin' attitude that went away when he grabbed the first bag...and got his fingers caught on the bag.
"No way-" He shouted positively.
And then it disappeared, leaving the beat trap to land on his own leg.
"AHHHHH!"
He shuffled around in a freakout dance, he nevertheless walked through the pain to snatch another bag and another bear trap, as it disappeared again and landed back on the ground.
And then he tried another bag that was kinda far away from the other ones...with the same kind of result, a fake bag, a real trap and a real strike on his campers.
"Rock, you got yourself a strike!"
Rock was left in the metaphorical egg in his face.
"Man, okay, so..."
*Iori's confessional*
The red-head rocker just frowned at the camera.
"I actually told him to cool it, but I guess it didn't go through his head."
*Confessional cut*
While Rock came back in pain and embarassed, the team leader and his teammates that was ambivolent with him were having their strategic talk.
"...Reg, you got Sandy's own dare!"
"Dante, no matter what you're going to say...we are going to have to work together and I think you're going to love my plan. Of-" Coachman casually explained.
"-Sabotage. It legit is ironic that on day one you said that you were going to beat up saboteurs and bam, sabotage is how do you deal with breakfast in Total Drama."
Dante wasn't surprised by the very confused frown that Coachman had.
"Good plan, actually."
"Oh you." Coachman's stern look was surprising to Dante. "You just watch an apparent expert at work."
While Reg was trying to pick up a needle in a haystack with arms that didn't work inside a haystack, the old man carried a bit of a pebble and threw it quickly towards the haystack searching kid...who felt something on his head.
"...Okay, this is less funny now." Reg answered, still picking out a needle in the haystack.
"No way, you only have 30 seconds!"
Reg was just moving the whole thing around rather awkwardly, as the hay was staying stacked together and even then, he got his hand stuck in the thing.
...right as the time limit ran out and the airhorn blasted in his face.
"This thing was tied together...and I already-"
"-have a strike, so don't complain about it."
Reg was definitely steeled up for the next dare, as Tails wasn't really pleased with the strike that he had, the two of them ready to do something else.
"Those are some evil dares!" Reg complained.
"No doubt made worse by Chris." Cassie said. "...It's not that serious, I would've messed up."
And there was more...
...a lot more to deal with for obvious reasons.
Dante was a scarecrow in the literal sense.
"So, what do I do again?" Dante asked. "Aside from-"
"Scare the crows, dude!" Chris shouted, putting on the megaphone.
"It's easy, Dante!"
The crows came into his space and...annoyed the stuffing out of him, quite literally, ensuring that his hair was messed the hell up and he had the angriest screams ever known to man, demon and 2D people.
Dante may have done finished the thing, but...he was pissed.
"Your team gets another point, so why are you mad?"
"I GOT TURNED INTO A SCARECROW?!" Dante yelled, as Chris just looked at him.
Ryuko was just trying to avoid someone that she both hated and also didn't expect to be here as part of Hsien-Ko's dare...who didn't even expect it to work.
"Ryuko...do you really still hate me?"
Satsuki Kiryuin still shined like no-one else.
"...No."
"Oh good, sister, we can discuss some strategy together because it has been lacking at the current moment, because that it what says on the dare! You have made it this far." Satsuki tried to explain, not caring about Ryuko's wavering resolve.
"I don't know, can you stop talking about strategy?" Ryuko asked. "Right now, my Total Drama life on the line thanks to you, actually."
"It will be my pleasure to help you extend it for I am not in the competition yet! This is my only chance to-"
"Congratulations, Ryuko, your team gets another point!"
"YEAH, Satsuki, I did it...can you go away now?" Ryuko asked meanly, getting up in her rival's face, as Satsuki stared. "...Finally, I don't have to talk to you!"
Satsuki silently accepted her rival's reluctant to say words...
...and as for others...
Crimson had a dare (from Chloe, who actually exists) to obviously remove her own make up and she might have looked cool on the surface, but someone must have read her mind because she said...
"It's not worth it to ruin my indentity."
She may have been right...but she still got a strike.
"Crimson took a strike, will...Mystique Sonia do this dare?"
Fortunately, she got a dare from Rapunzel, who had something quite simple.
Deal with a white horse with blonde hair, a serious scowl and a raised eyebrow at all of the people that was...just weird enough to put its guard up.
"Maximus, are you ready to ride?!" She shouted, her hat looking at the horse.
The mean horse simply neighed.
"You don't get a choice, AHHHH!"
Maximus may have wanted to throw off the girl with the hat, the seeds and the long-ass tongue, but that tongue was hanging on and she got the point.
*Azula's confessional*
"It technically is her identity as one of those 'goth' people and honestly, she looks much better with the makeup..."
She showed a woman that only had pumpkin spice...which was Crimson without the makeup in Ridonculous Race.
"...but her getting that kind of strike would only be a problem for her! A good enough reason to vote."
*Confessional cut*
All Kyo had to do was get his clothes dirty, which obviously came from a recently eliminated Clover and what kind of dirty was it?
"Clover kinda wants to get covered with goo...as your dare!"
"...What goo?!" Kyo snapped, seeing the random tub of...totally spy goo.
"Come on, Kyo, it's not that serious and it might just wipe off." Terry shrugged, taking the goo not that seriously. "...like goo usually does?"
"I did sign up for this and plus, let's hope it is that kind." Kyo smirked, preparing his arms for...action.
He then proceeded to get dumped by goo in the worst way possible, having his mouth open while that was happening and then proceeding to choke on it.
"And wipe it off with your bare hands!"
Kyo was too busy choking to even do that, as he coughed it out and just felt dirty inside, as the goo slowly dripped off his own clothes and kept on sticking to his own hands.
Even if his clothes were clean and his hands were done with the task, he got embarrassed on streaming.
"Kyo gets a point."
*Heavy's confessional*
He was wincing at Kyo's...awkward win.
"I am glad that he won, but it was not great time! It was slimy...like uglier octopus! But that's not going to be me!"
*Confessional cut*
"Pinstripe, all you have to do catch all of this guy's balls."
"Why did you word it like that!" Pinstripe yelled.
"Yeah, tell me-" Oikawa got interrupted by a horn.
Oikawa was back for one more, the brown-haired volleyball setter was ready to pelt a ton of volleyball towards...Pinstripe, who was grinning at the challenge.
"Watch it, pretty boy!" Pinstripe insulted the guy.
"Unlike you, I don't make friends with monsters...metaphorically-"
"I KNOW IT'S A METAPHOR!" Pinstripe screamed, as Oikawa was taken aback by the yell.
Needless to say, it worked by accident?
Oikawa threw a bunch of volleyballs and Pinstripe was catching them out of anger, even if he almost missed half of the balls...and then got knocked down by the fastest of them all, Oikawa literally smashing it into his face.
Pinstripe got floored to the ground by a volleyball, his shit being rocked metaphorically.
"And you lost, so you get a strike." Chris announced. "And someone else goes..."
Joseph just raised his thumb up.
"...Joseph, your challenge is to beat some ghost named Dio. I don't know why Gintoki wrote that, but he did that."
"Dio..."
Joseph genuinely was thinking.
"...wasn't he the guy that got beat up by my dad for kicking a dog or something?" He asked with a grin. "Sounds kinda goofy!"
The ghost just screamed in anger, as he saw a Joestar.
"And I get to beat up a ghost! I think that's cool."
The ghost just screamed because he was a ghost, as he saw the Hamon sparking on some kind of...bowl of gruel and since it was living, it meant that the-
"AHHHHHHHH!"
-ghost was real loud and the gruel was really explosive towards...a lot of things.
"Dio, shut up, dude, you're already dead!" Chris shouted, as the ghost disappeared and his thing didn't... "Great, Joseph you get a point, but my ears, dude!"
"Wow, I'm glad he's never coming back!"
Deadpool went up to Joseph, as he was celebrating his win and whispered...
"Yeah, he's gonna come back when you're old and you're going to have less memes when he's back."
Joseph just saw Deadpool be at the desk like he wasn't there.
*Joseph's confessional*
He was deep in though wondering a thought that was finally vocalised.
"...What the hell is that guy?" He questioned.
*Deadpool's confessional*
The merc with the mouth hijacked this sentence-HE JUST GOT PAID BY...SOME GUY, IDK.
"Finally, I put down some spoilers. If you're wondering, I'm just trying to follow the non-existent wisdom for our epic team leader...who is big and epic!"
*Confessional cut*
While the Fiery Foxes had 4 points and the Chill Capybaras had 5 points, there was still a ridiculous amount of dares left in here even with each contestant giving only one dare...and some of them obviously didn't.
Like...
...Yumeko Jabami being rolling in mud for twenty seconds and then standing up with a smile that showed she was in a good mood in spite of all of the damage.
"You know what...this actually checks out." Squirrel Girl said, a little horrified. "Congrats for the point, though."
"Yeah, got the point." Miko raised her thumbs up...seeing some stuff that should have been left undetailed.
And also, Nicole Watterson disintergrating a watermelon with her own head, as her teammates watched on in awe and she looked on in horror, as it was all neatly sliced.
"...I used too much power did I?"
"You have a stupid amount of power, so calm down..." Tanya's calm demeanor was an obvious mask. "...it's nothing."
"You don't even think that."
And finally, Azula trying to deal with a bear that was ready to spin along the bar that rotated constantly thanks to the bear and she kept it up for a good while...
...Even taking the time to waste Chris' own time.
"Azula, you're gonna-"
Azula jumped on the wheel, as the bear messed up the jump and realised...it was getting too old to get dunked on by teen villains.
"I have earned my point." Azula sated. "Your team should have an answer to that...Sokka!"
"Okay, I'm ready to prove that I'm the coolest and the best at...dares!" Sokka flexed his muscles. "Give me your worst dares."
"Okay, but you shouldn't have asked that...especially with..."
Sokka spun the wheel with a smug grin.
"...Connor's dare. Believe it or not, it's not a very wacky dare!"
"Yeah, I know it's not gonna be...what's the dare-"
Sokka got captured by a chair and that was just the start of the are, he was tied up and glaring at Chris very meanly since he could definitely see what was up with a giant hose stuck over him.
"Waterboarding, dude. Do it for a minute and you win!"
"Win what-"
Sokka just got hit by a deluge of water from the hose, it slowly getting into parts that he didn't want to be filled with water.
It didn't help that he screamed...
...continuously, as Azula was suddenly very satisified, which concerned more than a few people on her team who were wincing, since Sokka wasn't backing down from it.
*Squirrel Girl's confessional*
She wasn't freaked out, but she was mad.
"See I knew she was a villain, there's no way that someone would smile at their enemy getting waterboarded without being evil...or some kind of epic trauma!"
*Sokka's confessional*
The waterbending legend just looked up at the ceiling.
"You know, as much as that was painful, I would have liked to see Azula go through...considering she just destroyed a lot of lives within the water by herself, never mind the old Fire Nation!" He couldn't stop himself from shouting, getting louder slowly as the confessional went on.
*Confessional cut*
Nevertheless, he made it and spat out some water to boot and took some uneasy breaths.
"Damn, it wasn't even that hard."
"Beat that, Azula!" Sokka shouted. "It was really hard, though."
Azula just gave a "hmph" of contempt.
Now back to the not so special montage, as Squirrel Girl got a dare from Sandy, just trying to avoid...the hand that went towards the kind of areas that could not make babies if it was hit.
It was not hit.
"Eat that, sucka!" Squirrel Girl bragged, jumping sideways. "And that, other sucka!"
Still was not hit and she got a point...from Lord Hater.
...
Tanjiro just had to chop some onions without crying, which was not hard in the slightest...without the onions that were already chopped be stuck on a headband.
Somehow, the cutting board got the worst of it, as Tanjiro kept hold of his inner tears and he just shouted.
"Alright, bro." Muscle Man said.
"It was really, really hard!" Tanjiro exclaimed in relief.
Thanks to Rapunzel, Tanjiro got off free.
...
For the record, the Capybaras had 8 and the Foxes had 7 and Dante was to equal that with juggling more than a few swords that were both heavy and hard to juggle...doing it with a smile to boot, as he wasn't exactly having the worst time.
But not the best time either, as Dante got a strike on him when one of the swords quite literally bonked him out of a win.
"Coachman, don't hold me for this!"
"Trust me, I don't have to."
Jude made that sure.
...
Tanya, courtesy of Sugar, had to deal with the lung choker that was the deep-fried piece of cheese...as it both looked like a weapon of war and a good meal.
She took one bit into it and realise that it was fucking disgusting.
The men didn't even want that thing, and lo, she got a strike.
...
Basil of Baker Street had to deal with turning off a bomb of sorts and since he was from the 1900s in rat London, you would think he would have a problem dealing with a bomb from right about now.
...Lo and behold, he cut several wires at once thanks to the pressure from some people and he actually managed to disarm the bomb thanks to his keen eye.
And also, Donkey Kong gave them that.
...
Hilariously, despite Samus being able to do most things that a bounty hunter would do, being stuck in a chicken costume (courtesy of Soos) could actually be one of them.
Except when she had to do the dance that was instructed on the paper...and then tore the paper up, plainly pissed at her own embarrassment...and that failed the dare.
...
Kyo Kusanagi quite literally stepped in to get another dare (courtesy of Sakazaki), as he was biting right into the super burnt meat that may have hurt like a motherfucker, but it was the kind of hurt that tasted good in the most general sense.
And he ate it.
"...Something tells me that my stomach's not going to like that!" Kyo shouted.
...
Still though, Pit was shooting arrows blind at a target (thanks to Robyn, finally getting mentioned properly.) and from a shit-ton of experience, he actually nailed it completely and now, his team was just swamping him and Miko just gave a cheeky thumbs up.
...
And finally, Lowain had to drink the spiciest soup to even be souped about, as he was keeping it one hundred on the spice and he felt the flaming heat of the pepper-ed consistently soup...but he was definiely doing it slowly and surely.
While he was drinking it with consideration to his tongue, that thing was already toasted with Chef's garbage this morning, so...
"Man, I did it, right?" Lowain asked, tongue a bit numb. "Joseph, I did it..."
"Hold up, your tongue's kind of disgusting at the moment!" Joseph pushed Lowain for reasons.
...
"Believe it or not, the Fiery Foxes actually has 10 and the Chill Capybaras also have 10, so this time, it's could be a DOUBLE DARE!"
"...A what?" Cassie asked.
"Two people can do a dare to make a lead!"
"I know what it is, but you just kinda pulled it out of your butt."
"Well, then, are you gonna do it?!" Ryuko suggested loudly. "How do we eliminate this guy?"
"We beat him with harder dares, obviously!" Sokka shouted, putting in his suggestion even louder than before.
...
Coachman knew he was deep into his own schemes' failing and sometimes, to break that streak, you need to actually play the smartest game and someone had to be dragged along for the count.
Everyone was just down to not help him for hopefully obvious reason.
Suprisingly, it was just him and immediately, he felt a bit of relief...before utter dread at the wheel landing on the little dragon that definitely could put him through something terrible.
You knew what it was.
It's basically ripped from the Mario Movie. (Haven't seen it, by the way.)
...
Spike hung around Rarity, so you should know what dare goes here and no, the old villain didn't like that he looked quite peachy, the fucking wig and the gloves not helping here.
"HAHAHAHAHAH!" was heard around the area, as he walked on stage.
"Look, I might look terribly embarrassing and honestly...I can't believe that I am wearing this, but do I have a point." Coachman's dissapointment was audible.
"Only literally, Princess Coachman!" Dante chuckled. "Man, you should see yourself."
"...Oh hohohoho, you see yourself in this?!"
"SHUT UP!"
...
One clothes change, a beaten-up Coachman and a smug and bandaged Dante later, that shit was over and we're finally moving onto better dares in the most technical sense possible.
"I'm glad that I am comfortable with my manliness." Chef was just drinking some tea.
"Chef, the ghost is about to go crazy." Chris commanded Chef, starting to get tired of the...shenanigans.
Some green ghost weirdo with red cheeks just looked at the camera (obviously Dimple because this was Reigen's dare.) and then at Miko, who had this look of diappointment.
"Possess me!" Miko declared.
"Yeah, just give me a second."
Dimple knew how to throw someone off-guard.
And after waiting...
...and waiting...
...and waiting...
He was in and he made Miko say some wild stuff (that wouldn't be cut for streaming.) and that's all I'm going to say on that front.
...
"Come on, this is some bullshit! Those guys actually got free dares from nowhere!" Nobara shouted. "And they're legitmately turning into animals...no wait, freaky things..."
The jujutsu sorcerer was more mad that she got some trip goggles.
"...wow, you guys look terrible."
"What?" Terry asked. "Are you okay?"
"I'm fine, you guys are...are...turning into some horror monsters!"
"Man, technology's going crazy." Terry shrugged. "You've got this."
"Yeah...Chris is a monster, but at least he looks like it now...and my eyes are not liking it." Nobara commented. "I wonder, does this mean anything?"
"Nobara, young lady, you made your team tie!" Chris announced, Chef taking the goggles off. "And I don't even think everybody did a dare!"
...
...
The Chill Capybaras were actually on the back foot for the first time and for the first time in a long time, Samus and Tanya were actually in vulnerable positions due to the obvious.
"What the heck do we do?" Tanya asked. "We need a plan of action."
"I agree and-" Samus added to her sentiment, before being given the stink-eye.
"You two both threw your dares when you have the ability to not do that...you would say that kind of stuff! You both would!" Joseph shouted. "Unlike me, you beat the ghost of some my dad's friend."
The chapter ended on that ridiculously awkward sentiment.
To be continued in the third part...of which there is more dares, as the points finally count up much higher than they both really should and that both teams really didn't care.
For the record, the next chapter should be out before next week, meaning that Sunday's probably going to be the release date for this thing and also...
...this chapter finally fit the title.
Fiery Foxes: 12 dares.
FIRST STRIKES (FF): Rock and Crimson
Chill Capybaras: 12 dares.
FIRST STRIKE (CC): Tanya Degurechaff, Samus Aran and Reg