Title: Math Homework
Universe: xxxHOLiC
Theme/Topic: Math
Rating: PG
Character/Pairing/s: Doumeki, Watanuki
Warnings/Spoilers: Nothing. Crappy writing? OOCness? Incorrect math jargon ahead.
Summary: Doumeki helps Watanuki with his math homework.
Dedication: You. :]
A/N: This took about twenty minutes to write on paper. But it's short!
Disclaimer: If I did own it, I wouldn't have to write fanfics, would I?
Distribution: Don't do it.

"So y+(vx*4)-z=10 when v=2, x=10, and z=4?" Watanuki asked angrily as Doumeki and he worked together on their math homework. No, scratch that. Watanuki was still on the first problem and Doumeki was finished with his and was currently surveying Watanuki's failed attempts at his homework.

Doumeki sighed, "No, v=3, x=-1 and z=5," he took Watanuki's paper out of his hands and looked it over. "Hm, completely wrong. All of it," he handed back his paper. "You really are hopeless."

Watanuki snatched his paper back, "What does it matter?! We will never use this variable crap in real life, why does anyone need to learn anything other than addition, subtracting, multiplying and dividing!?" he flailed and slammed his book shut. He crossed his arms and glared daggers at the buffoon sitting next to him. He watched as Doumeki calmly reopened his book to the proper page.

"Maybe not, but you don't want to fail this class," it wasn't a question. Watanuki stared at the April 1st on his paper, but he nodded. "Okay then, do the problem again," Doumeki instructed. He glared at Doumeki one last time before picking up his mechanical pencil and began trying to prove the problem.

It took Watanuki a few minutes and some severe calculating but he managed to get it done. As he held it up to check it, Doumeki snatched it away before he had the chance. Doumeki looked over the redone problem and realized, "I was right," Watanuki's eyes flicked between Doumeki's face and his math paper. "You are a hopeless idiot," he dropped the paper on the table and got up to leave.

"Huh? I AM NOT! DOUMEKI GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE! I WANT TO PASS! DOUMEKI! DOUMEKI!!"

Tutor Doumeki = :3