Title: English Homework
Universe: xxxHOLiC
Theme/Topic: English
Rating: PG
Character/Pairing/s: DoumekixWatanuki
Warnings/Spoilers: Nothing. Crappy writing? OOCness? Shonen-ai fluff!
Summary: Doumeki doesn't know the concept of language.
Dedication: You. :]
A/N: I really like this one. Fluffff. Also, keep in mind that they are Japanese trying to do ENGLISH homework. Hahaaa.
Disclaimer: Nopenopenope.
Distribution: Don't do it.

"No Doumeki. You translated it completely and utterly wrong. You got the verb tense completely wrong!" He read Doumeki's English homework and wasn't really surprised by the lack of understanding by the silent idiot. "The verb needs to be 'ran' not 'runned', Doumeki," He pointed at the word in the bright green chart in his English textbook.

Doumeki looked at the unreadable letters that Watanuki was pointing at; he grunted his carelessness for the difficult language. He looked back at Watanuki, trying to convey his feelings. All the words have multiple meanings and tenses. Female words. Male words. The words spelled with 'letters' rather than the typical characters of his language. It was all confusing and he didn't really care for learning another language. Watanuki glared at him.

"Doumeki, it's not that terribly hard. You know if you talk more maybe you could grasp the concept of language!" he slammed Doumeki's book shut. He looked at him then at his closed book. He remembered a sentence he had learned in English that he liked to practice saying. No matter how much he said it out loud, it never came out as well as the teacher said it. It never sounded right.

He pulled the book toward him and looked throughout the pages until he had found his favorite sentence. He wrote it down on his paper. "I wrote some English for you," he handed his paper to Watanuki. He took it and slid the book back to himself to help translate.

"I… love… you," he translated. Obviously knowing the meaning, his head flew back up to look at Doumeki, who was suddenly way too close. He put his warm hand on the back of Watanuki's neck and pulled his lips to his own. After a few seconds of warm, chaste kissing, they pulled away from each other. Doumeki was greeted by Watanuki's flushed face. He smirked.

"There are some things you can only say properly in another language," he pulled Watanuki in for another kiss, their homework long forgotten.

Ahh, fluff.