"No Ally, I don't know where Alex went. He sped off early this morning and was talking about making the score even. Being that I woke up and my family isn't dead, there isn't a missile in my front lawn and I didn't step in flaming dog shit getting my morning paper, I'm going to bet that Alex is sleeping it off somewhere. I mean he's done this before. He cracks under stress and goes off on his own for a bit and comes back just fine", Chris explained between bites of his toast while trying to console a still upset Ally.
"He threatened you? Chris, you should have called the police. He's crazy. If he's making threat's you can have him arrested" a panicked Ally replied.
"Right, because 'Hi, Officer. I've been having a secret relationship with my best friends girlfriend and he found out and came to my house to sit in my driveway and not beat the ever living out of me but call me to say he will get me back for this' really is something they'd rush over for. My luck when they got here they'd taser my ass for being an idiot and YouTube it once they figure out who I am."
"Chris, I'm serious" Ally tried to interject but was cut off by Sabin.
"And so am I. He's a doer. It's been how long and neither one of us has had so much as a strange phone call? He's off somewhere collecting himself. And since that might take awhile, why don't you come over here and we can take our minds off this whole thing for awhile, huh?"
"I guess you're right. I'd feel safer being with you too. Once again, Alex is off running around and you're right there to take care of me like a proper man"
"...yea. Proper..." Chris replied, his voice fading off.
I know it's not allowed, but sometimes I fantasize...