I don't own iCarly.
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Sam could not believe she sold out like that. She was going to risk her first serious relationship to prove something to Freddie.
Freddie could not believe he got Sam to do that. Put her boyfriend on the line just to beat him. He felt kind of guilty about it, but he was too stubborn to admit it.
"Hey!" Sam greeted, opening the door for Chase, as he finally arrived. She strongly considered killing Freddie as soon as she saw Chase, but she didn't want Carly to get mad…
"Hey!" Chase replied, pulling her into a hug. "I'm gonna be sick," Freddie mumbled as he sat on the Shay's couch with his laptop.
"What was that Benson?"
"Nothing!" he replied quickly.
"Thank you."
"Hey!!!!!" Carly bounded down the stairs, anxious to meet the boy she had heard so much about from Sam.
Carly struggled to catch her breath, but finally managed to get, "Hey, I'm Carly," out with no problem.
Chase laughed, "Yeah I know I watch iCarly all the time, so when Sam asked if I could do the show instead of going somewhere else, I was psyched! I get to see Sam and be on an awesome web show! That is what I am calling beast, man."
"Beast?" Freddie wondered aloud.
"You know like cool, awesome, good."
"Oh…"
"Freddie? Go set up the camera. Now." Sam commanded.
"Not so fast. Forgetting something? That's your job." Freddie smirked.
"What?" Chase asked Sam, "Aren't you a host? And besides you're too pretty to be behind the camera."
"Awww!!" Carly squealed.
"Seriously, what is Freddie talking about," Chase asked again.
"We made a bet, we have to switch roles on the web show for tonight."
Chase laughed, "Oh, what are the terms?"
"Well," Freddie started, "If Sam wins, I have to come out on the closing night of High School Musical Dressed like a reindeer, but if I win then Sam-oof!"
Sam had thrown an orange at his face as hard as she could, causing him to fall off the couch.
"Forget that part for now, I'm going to win." Sam saved.
"Ok, well it's almost time to start the show, we better head up," Carly added.
Everybody ran up the stairs to the studio, and Sam immediately stood where they usually started in the studio, until Freddie pointed out, "You shouldn't be there…Tech-geek."
"Why you little-"
"It's ok Sam." Carly jumped in.
"Fine," she grudgingly stomped over to the tech-table and pushed every button at least twice before finding the right button to turn the camera on.
"You are going to break it!" Freddie shouted.
"Ahem. In front of the camera…Beast." Sam glared as hard as she could at him.
"I am! I am!" Freddie replied.
"Okay, we're live in 5-4-3-2—1!"
"You don't say the one!" Freddie shouted as the camera started rolling.
"Uhhmmm…."
"I'm Carly!" Carly jumped in.
"I'm Freddie!"
"And I am Chase."
Freddie pushed the "boo" button.
"Dork, I am warning you!" Sam shouted.
"Whoops," Freddie crossed his arms and looked down.
"You did that on purp-"
"It's fine Sam" Chase jumped in.
Carly chuckled nervously.
"Well as you may have noticed, we have a little bit of a different setting here on iCarly, this is Sam's 'friend' Chase." Carly winked, "And Freddie? Do you want to share why you are here and not Sam?"
"Well, Sam and I made a bet where we had to switch places on the show for a night. It's obvious I'm going to win by the fact that Sam took 10 minutes to turn the camera on…"
"Last warning, Fred-do. One more remark and I am telling you…"
"First on iCarly!" Carly quickly interrupted, "We want to show you a video sent in from a boy in Poland that can put peanut butter on his toes and spread it on his toast!!"
"Cue video," Freddie started.
"That would be my job," Sam glared.
"Ok…red button, red button, red button, red button, red button…" Sam chanted, searching for the button that Freddie usually keeps on his belt, "Ah… Hue video!"
"Cue video!" Freddie corrected.
"Sorry dork, I for one am not in an elite class to learn nerd terms,
Freddie ignored the comment and watched the video.
After a mind boggling, violent, unusual webcast, they were finally all seated down stairs eating water melon.
"Well, dork," Sam started, "Antler time."
"No! I won!"
"Nope! You did horrible as a host, I however did great behind the camera."
"Sure.."
"Look Freddie-"
"Enough!" Carly finally shouted.
Sam and Freddie both turned to her with a mixed expression of shock and confusion.
"Chase came here for a date with Sam and all you two have done this whole time is argue and fight! Poor guy!"
"Look what you did Freddie!" Sam immediately shouted.
"Me?"
"No! Both of you!"
"Chase-" Sam started to apologize
"It's fine."
"Let me explain."
"Explain what?"
"Why me and Freddie act like this all the time!"
"I don't mind. I really don't. It's actually kind of funny."
"Really I am sorry."
Freddie and Carly watched in awe at what they just witnessed.
"Sam? Saying sorry?
"Um, yeah?"
"Okaaaa-aay…" Carly started
.
Ding dong.
"Sam can you get that?" Carly asked.
"Whatev."
"Lewbert?"
"Stop making so much noise!"
"I don't know…"
"Please!! People in my lobby are complaining! I can't take the constant nagging. Eah!"
"Go away." Sam commanded and slammed the door."
"What the crap?" Freddie started laughing, and soon Carly, Freddie, Sam, and Chase were all in hysterics.
"The people in my lobby are complaining!" Carly mocked.
"Be quiet or else!"
I'll keep you my dirty little "Quiet everyone!!!!!!!"-"Hello?"
"Really? Ok! Thank you!"
Sam hung up the phone and started screaming, "I got a call back!!!!"
"I knew you would!" Chase gave her a hug.
"Awesome!" Carly jumped up and down with her.
"Yep…" Freddie responded.
Before they knew it Chase's phone was vibrating, "Hello? Man that is so sick!! I mean, thank you for your time."
"Me too!"
"Aaaah! Yes! I am so excited!"
" Me too!" Chase agreed.
As the night progressed Sam and Freddie only got into a few more fights, nothing drastic, and Sam and Chase talked about their excitement for the callbacks.
"I'm doing a song from Hairspray! I have to!" Sam told Chase excitedly.
"I should too! That would be insane!"
"I know right!"
Carly contentedly watched Sam and Chase's conversations. They were always so interesting about different shows they did.
"When are callbacks again?"
"2 days away."
"Well we need to get to work"
"Ya got that right!" Chase playfully pushed Sam's shoulder and laughed.
"Good luck." Freddie finally managed to tell them.
"Thanks Frederina" Sam replied, "And by the way: I so won."
"It's a draw!" Carly finally shouted.
"Noo!"
"Yes!"
"Fine…" They finally agreed.
"Well I better go, it's getting late." Chase said gloomily.
"Fine, I'll miss you!"
"You too! See ya"
