I still own no one

Chapter 11

It was first recess and "Lil" Edge saw something that he did not want to see "Lil" Vickie and "Lil" Big Show making out

"Lil" Vickie how could you do this to me I thought you loved me." Cried "Lil" Edge

""Lil" Edge I can explain." Said "Lil" Vickie

"Screw this "Lil" Vickie we're over." Said "Lil" Edge running away crying

"Hey "Lil" Vickie want to make out some more?" "Lil" Big Show asked

"Sure." Said "Lil" Vickie as she and "Lil" Big Show continued to make out

"So "Lil" Lege I heard that you got dumped but "Lil" Santino can help you because "Lil" Santino is good with the ladies because "Lil" Santino has a good body and personally." Said "Lil" Santino

"Who said you can talk to me." Said "Lil" Edge "And its "Lil" EDGE" and he ran screaming again

"What "Lil" Santino just wanted to help." Said "Lil" Santino as "Lil" Edge ran screaming by the order

"Whats his problem?" Asked "Lil" Joe

""Lil" Vickie cheated on him with "Lil" Big Show" Said "Lil" John

"How'd you know?" "Lil" Batista asked

""Lil" A.J and I found out and we're going to use it for blackmail but since "Lil" Edge found out back to using fat jokes." Said "Lil" John

Meanwhile "Lil" Legacy was making a deal with the First Grade Mafia

"Look if we lose against the so called Order we want you three to torture them got it." Said "Lil" Kurt

"We got it but what do we get out of this?" Asked "Lil" Randy

"Anything you want." Said "Lil" Kurt

"Sweet I want everything "Lil" Triple H has." Said "Lil" Randy

"Ok." Said "Lil" Kurt

"Then I saw her with "Lil" Big Show and she made out with him like nothings wrong she never cared about ma at all whats wrong with me first "Lil" Lita now "Lil" Vickie whats wrong with me?" "Lil" Edge asked

"Well its because your mean to most women and control them and use them as Shields if you would be nicer then you could keep a girlfriend." Said "Lil" Christian talking like Dr. Phil

"Oh who asked you." Said "Lil" Edge

A/N: Sorry this is short and for not updating this one in a while but two words WRITERS BLOCK I hate it Read and Review.