Title: Just Curious
Universe: xxxHOLiC
Theme/Topic: Shampoo
Rating: G
Character/Pairing/s: Doumeki/ Watanuki
Warnings/Spoilers: The shampoos I mention are American brands and I don't know if they exist in any place other than America so… sorry!
Summary: They discuss shampoo.
Dedication: You. :]
A/N: Hm, I don't really know what made me write this… It's short… er.
Disclaimer: I do not own xxxHOLiC, CLAMP, or any shampoo companies or whatever in this story.
Distribution: Don't do it.
"What kind of shampoo do you use?"
Doumeki looked up from his position on the floor, "Aa?"
They were in Watanuki's living room, Watanuki stretched out on the couch with his arms behind his head while Doumeki lay on the floor in front of the couch, a manga in hand. Watanuki long since gave up yelling at Doumeki to get out of his apartment yet again. After giving up, Watanuki ignored Doumeki and plopped on the couch while Doumeki made himself at home by grabbing one of his manga and flopping himself on the floor.
Watanuki kept his gaze focused on the ceiling, "Shampoo. What kind?" he repeated.
Doumeki looked back to the manga, "Why do you care?" he asked, expecting a crazy answer from a crazy person.
"Just curious," he answered. "I was just making a mental shopping list for myself and I got curious," he turned his head slightly, shifting his sight to Doumeki.
He glanced at Watanuki, "Head and Shoulders. The original."
"Ah, that seems perfect for you," Watanuki chuckled to himself.
He raised an eyebrow, "Why do you say that?"
"Because you've got idiot germs in your hair, too!"
There was a pause as Doumeki eyed him. "What about you, then?"
Watanuki wasn't really expecting the question. "Suave," he slid his gaze back to the ceiling. "Ocean Mist."
Doumeki thought for a second, "That doesn't sound like you."
"Excuse me?!" Watanuki said as he flew up into a sitting position. "What do you mean 'it doesn't sound like me'?!"
Doumeki regarded Watanuki with an eyebrow, "Suave?" he asked mockingly.
Watanuki pointed at him fiercely, "I'll have you know I've been using that brand for as long as I can remember!"
Doumeki shrugged, "As long as it keeps your hair soft."
Watanuki nodded, "Yeah! As long as it keeps my hair soft!" he thought for a second, "Hey! How would you even know that?!"
Doumeki gave him a look that might have been condescending on a normal person. "I do carry you around. A lot," he went back to reading his manga.
Watanuki flailed, "So that gives you the right to touch me?!"
Doumeki sighed at his stupidity and sat up, "If you want to be even, touch mine then," he looked at Watanuki with the same blank look as always.
"Fine! I will!" He dove his hand into Doumeki's short brown tresses, pushing most of it backwards. He ruffled his hair furiously. He pulled his hand back out with a smirk. "Ha! Not nearly as soft as mine!" he scoffed.
"I agree," he said as he got up and pushed Watanuki back onto the couch. He ran his hand through Watanuki's dark, messy hair, making it even messier. "Definitely much softer than mine," he smirked slightly, closing the distance between himself and the boy under him.
"D-Doumeki?" the seer eeped, feeling his face go pink from seeing a 'bed head' Doumeki smirking down at him. "Wha-what are you doing?"
Doumeki's smirk widened, "Trying to get you infected with 'idiot germs'." Watanuki blushed harder.
In a house just down the street, the last of the shampoo was used.
Sex hair Doumeki sounds sexy as hell! I have really no idea what possessed me to write this. I saw 'shampoo' in my list of ideas and I was like, "…okay, sure." Doumeki will use anything to get close to Watanuki, heh. Suave Ocean Mist smells good. It's what I expect Watanuki's hair to smell like. Is that weird? Eh. Reviews please! Just in case you didn't know, Head and Shoulders is used to treat and prevent dandruff. Hence Watanuki's comment. He's so ignorant, but it's okay because he's a cutie pie.