Priest Mummy VS Princess Mummy
Chapter 2
"I can't believe you agree to join that annoying bug just like that!" Tsunade said...
While in Ursula's limo with others, as it drives towards airport.
"If she can get me to Hamunaptra, I can find the Book of Amun-Ra, bring it back to that stupid museum that refused me, then I'll prove I can be the best Archaeologist." Sakura said.
"This dream obsession of yours could lead to bad path." Shizune said.
"Says the woman who become the nurse she dreamed." Sakura muttered.
"That's besides the point!" Tsunade said.
"Right... but Mrs Kato, you are known as World's best doctor! Ino is learning to be floristry and your friend become rich and plays with you a lot!" Sakura said.
"How true." Ursula said before been elbowed by angry Tsunade.
"I supported you to reach your dreams besides Lady Ursula's." Sakura said, "But when it comes to my dream, you want me to give up!"
Shizune sighs, "We are just trying to-"
"SOLD!"
"What was that?!" Shizune asked in surprise.
Ursula sighs in sadness as her limo stop at the traffic light, just near the house with most items outside, "It's a street auction, ladies."
"Next item are rare vases of ancient Geek!" Auctioneer said, "Do I hear 20? Give me 20!"
"Why is that house being auction?" Shizune asked.
"Cause the house owner was missing for few weeks." Ursula said, "But I know that poor person has been murdered."
"By who?" Sakura asked.
"Crowned Amazons." Ursula said, frighten her friends.
"The group of evil greedy women that named themselves after gemstones and countries?!" Ino asked in fear.
Ursula nodding, "You got it, miss Yamanaka. And their leader; Diamond India, is the worst one."
"And how come?" Shizune asked.
"She like the Siren." Ursula said, "Beauty but dangerous. She use her charm and beauty, to luring anyone who's rich or has a way to find treasure places, to her lair and then, once she has her fun, she murder that person."
"SOLD!" Auctioneer said as a woman with straight black hair in headscarf, wearing long black dress, brown jacket and sunglasses, comes by with case full of money, "To Madam Do-Well!"
"Pleasure doing business with you." Madam Do-Well said as she hands her case to the auctioneer.
Soon, the limo moves on as couple of people load up the vases in Madam's van.
(Half of day later, elsewhere)
(Warning! Lemon time, skip if you want)
A rich woman is having a great time with her new sexy friend as they licking each other's pussy on the bed.
Her friend is a woman with golden hair, brown eyes and huge H-Cup breasts.
A while later, the rich's friend got up of rich woman, "Let's take this to the next level." With that, she went towards the draw, pull the top one and pull out a double ended dildo.
She push one end of the dildo, into her pussy, causing her to moan of pleasure before made her way towards her friend, "Let have our deep fun." With that, she slide the other end of the dildo into the rich woman's pussy, causing the rich lady to moan.
The woman slowly sliding the dildo out and in then speeding it up as she gropes the rich lady's C-Cup breasts.
A few thrusting, "I'm coming!" Rich lady said.
"Me too!" Woman said, "Let's do this together!"
With that, they scream as they climaxes at the same time before they panting on the bed.
(Danger is over! Moving on!)
But the woman suddenly, got up, "Now that you are tired out, my pet will enjoy his meal."
"Wh...what?!" Rich woman asked while panting.
After she grab her robe, the woman walk towards the door and open it, revealing a male white Bengal Tiger, which enter the room! He's wearing golden collar with jewels on it. The rich lady got scared but is too tired to got up and run.
"Enjoy your treat, my beautiful rare Ivory." Woman said with an evil smile, before went out of the room and close the door.
No sooner as she did, the woman heard the Tiger roar along with poor rich woman's scream.
"First rule about being very rich." Woman started, "Never trust anyone, especially me; Diamond India!"
(A while later)
Diamond India who's now wearing India style outfit, is sitting on her golden throne as she flipping what looks like a key; a key which has base made of diamond with two rubies in it that make it look like it has eyes, the metal pole is made out of gold and the key's teeth being jade.
"I seduced that bitch, stole that ancient key of Egypt, had my sexy fun with her and THROW her to my pet." Diamond India said, "Not bad for one day work."
"Oh, come on, Sapphire Japan!"
Diamond growls as she turn towards two of her group members, who's playing chess.
First one who complained, is a woman with curly brown hair, green eyes and E-Cup Breasts. She wears Dutch style outfit including wooden shoes. Her name is Jade Dutch.
The second one is the woman with red hair tied in buns, blue eyes and G-Cup breasts. She wearing Japanese style outfit. Her name is Sapphire Japan.
"Sorry, Jade Dutch." Sapphire Japan said, "This what happens when playing chess with the best. And now, I get to spank your tushy for 24 hour starting tomorrow."
"I said; NOT BAD FOR ONE DAY WORK!" Diamond India said.
Sapphire Japan and Jade Dutch suddenly jump and clapping for their boss.
"Thank you." Diamond India said with a bow.
Just then, a woman enter. She has blond ponytail hair, brown eyes and F-Cup breasts. She wears British style outfit including a smoking pipe. Her name is Ruby England, "After long research, that target has no family since her parents died few years ago."
"Perfect." Diamond India, "That's means she was the last of Big M's family?"
"Big M? Like Big Macdonald had a family?" A large hip woman asked while eating chocolate.
She has long green hair, purple eyes and pretty big D-Cup Breasts. She wearing German style outfit. Her name is Amber German.
"Ee I Ee I..." Two more women singed before be cut off by Ruby England bumping them on the head, "...Oh..."
First one has dark brown hair, green eyes and E-Cup breasts. She wears Roman style outfit. Her name is Pearl Roman.
Second one has black spikey hair, blue eyes and F-Cup breasts. She wears Spain style outfit. Her name is Topaz Spain.
"Forget the name." Diamond India said, "The point is, she was the last of her family." Diamond India then went towards the changing screens and went behind them, "But now she's died, and has no family relatives. Her house and everything within, are going to be put on auction. Perfect time for a nice lady to step in and take all riches!" Suddenly, Madam Do-Well emerge from the screen!
A Hawaii dancer with blue hair, red eyes and F-Cup breasts, suddenly scream at the sight of Madam Do-Well, "Who are you! Where's my boss!" Then the Hawaii girl went to punch the 'intruder', but Madam Do-Well grab Hawaii's fist and tighten her grip, forcing Hawaii girl to her knees in a bit of pain before Madam Do-Well release her grip.
"It's me, Emerald Hawaii!" Madam Do-Well said before remove her sunglasses, headscarf and hair which is a wig, revealing Diamond India, "Hello! This is a disguise I used to sneak into the rich auctions and buy all very rare and valuable items!" She point at the large amount of items, "You brainless grass skirts wearing monkey!"
"Obviously, cause we made money from bank robbing to treasure hunting." A woman said from the desk full of ancient books.
She has violet hair, red eyes and F-Cup breasts. She wears Egypt style outfit. Her name is Amethyst Egypt.
"Indeed." Diamond said as she give the special key to Amethyst, before went to get the branding iron from the fireplace, "But what I truly wants, is to make sure I'm the only rich people in the world." Then she press the iron on the photo of her latest victim, "Long ago, I was a low life maid of those rich jerks. But now, I'll have the last laugh!"
Suddenly, a tied up woman was thrown through the door, with another woman walk in after, "Boss, I captured an intruder entering our lair. Claimed she was looking for us."
She has sliver hair, pink eyes and E-Cup breasts. She wears red tube top that badly hold her breasts, and blue mini-shorts which it's more like a throng at the rear, and brown cowgirl hat. Her name is Peridot America.
"Oh, really?" Diamond India said as she put the branding iron back in the fireplace before went to stand in front of the intruder, "And why have you been looking for us?"
"I would like to hire you infamous Crowned Amazons." Intruder said.
She has long black hair and brown eyes. She's wearing tight-fitting khaki trousers and a cream-coloured shirt with a belt and boots.
"Hey! I know who she is!" Ruby England said, "That's Meela Nais! The matriarch millionaire and the female crime lord!"
"Really?!" Diamond India asked, "And why does the female crime lord wants to hire us like we're just low life peasants?"
"Because you're brave enough to face danger no matter what." Meela answered, "And most of my men, are cowards."
"I didn't think there were any female crime lords besides me, till now." Diamond India said, "But there isn't enough room in the world for two female crime lords." Diamond India then turn to her women, "Take her to our car. We'll going to have a nice trip to the dam... then toss her over."
"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Meela said as Peridot America and Ruby England pick her up, "Not when I have something you might be interesting. You might be the crime group, but you're also the treasure hunters. I know where to find the place called; Hamunaptra."
"HAMUNAPTRA?!" Amethyst Egypt asked in shock, "The City of the Dead and the resting place for the wealth of Egypt?!"
"What?!" Diamond India asked in surprise, "Untie her now!"
Peridot America and Ruby England put Meela down and untie her as their boss makes her way.
"I have heard of that city that suppose to be a myth. Anyone goes there never came back alive. How could you possible know where that city is?"
"Those fools don't have past life like I had." Meela said.
"You mean to tell us, you're a ghost?" Ruby England asked.
"Reincarnation, actually." Meela said, "Of the one known as Anck-Su-Namun."
"Anck-Su-Namun was known to be Pharaoh's Mistress." Amethyst Egypt said.
"Exactly. So, everything about Ancient Egypt, including Hamunaptra, is all up here." Meela said as she point her head.
Diamond India stares hard on Meela before say, "We'll talk in the meeting room."
With that, the Crowned Amazons and their guest, left the room, into the hallway. A while later, they in the hallway where the cells are. Inside which cells, are naked men and women tied up and had hood over their heads, moaning and groaning.
"You sure do have unique hobby." Meela said with dismay.
"Those are lowlife and homeless people." Diamond India said, "So, we get to do whatever we want to them and no one cares if they're missing or not. And once we get tired of them, we dispose of them."
"Nice." Meela muttered.
Soon, they arrive of the meeting room and they all take their seats.
"So, why do you want to go to Hamunaptra?" Diamond India asked.
"There's a special sarcophagus within that city." Meela answered, "Help me find it and you will have all the riches of ancient Egypt. Deal?"
Diamond India stares really hard at Meela, for the while before smile, "Deal."
(Few days later; at the Cairo)
Two people are walking through the street of the Cairo. One is a brown hair and hazel eyes woman wearing jodhpurs and oversized cardigans, while the other one is a brown hair and blue eyes man wearing a cream-colored jacket and shirt, along with a set of matching knickerbocker trousers, blue ascot, plus-two stockings and pith helmet.
"How could you lied to me about this puzzle box, Jonathan?!" Woman asked in annoy and angry.
"Evie, my dear sweet baby sister." Jonathan said, "I only took from the weak man."
"We'll see about that when we get to the Cairo Prison and find out the information of the Hamunaptra." Evie said as she and her brother walk pass the ally.
Just then, popping out of the ally, is a woman with light brown, pupil-less eyes and violet hair tied in fanned-out ponytail. She's wearing a rag looking outfit. Her name is Anko Mitarashi.
"Hamunaptra huh?" Anko asked to herself, "That's the myth ancient city in Egypt where all the treasure of Egypt is hidden." Anko turn to her left, "Did you hea-" Anko stop, look around a bit before look back in the ally, "Tayuya, get over here!"
Joining her, is another woman with brown eyes that were accentuated by her eyelashes extending into the corners of her eyes, and long, untamed, red hair, that falls past her shoulders with long parted bangs framing either side of her face and one between her eyes. She's also wearing a rag like outfit. Her name is Tayuya.
"What?" Tayuya asked as she eating an apple which is nearly at its core, "I'm eating."
Anko's eyes widen, "That's the only apple we managed to steal!" She grab her friend by the shirt, "We were suppose to share it!"
"So, I'm hungry." Tayuya said.
Anko will have none of that as she pulling Tayuya over till Tayuya is bend under Anko's arm. Then she starts spanking Tayuya's ass hard and fast, "You Selfish, Food Napping Bitch! We badly live out our homeless, thieving ways!" A while later and lots of slapping, Anko then release Tayuya, "Fortunately, that will change soon."
Tayuya moans as she rubbing her rear end, "And how is that, exactly?"
"I glad you ask, my dear girl." Anko said before she point at Evie and Jonathan, "See those two? They're going to myth Hamunaptra and we're going to follow them. If we get to that city, we'll get all the treasure and then, we're set for life!"
"Blah, blah, blah." Tayuya mocked, "That what you said the last time within the Ancient Greek ruin. And the time before that at other ancient ruin, and the time before that at other ancient ruin and... Well, you get the idea."
"OK!" Anko said annoyed, "So I misheard anything when it comes to ancient ruins but this time, I'm sure of it." Anko then went off, "Quick, we need to follow them, fast!"
Tayuya just stand in disbelief before Anko reach her arm out, grab Tayuya's shirt and pull her long.
(A day later; with the Crowned Amazons)
Crowned Amazons and their guest arrive at the port in Giza where their yacht is waiting.
"You're certain that your HUGE yacht will go through the Nile?" Diamond India asked.
"Of course, my friends." Meela said, "I hired many workers to help us as well."
Just then, a desperate teen boy run pass the Crowned Amazons, stolen Amber German's box of donuts.
"HEY!" Amber German yelled, "That's my Donuts!" Amber German then, chase her donut thief.
"Amber German! Come back here, idiot!" Diamond India call out.
Amber German did not listen as she push pass everyone to get the thief. The thief runs as fast as he can but eventually, he reach into dead end.
"Now you're going to get it." Amber German said as she snatch her box back...
Before punch him on the stomach, forcing him on his knees in pain, then start kicking him many times and hard.
After few beating, Amber German use her foot to turn the boy over till he lays on his back. Then she runs back a bit before she charges towards drowsy boy, before she leap up and land her huge butt on the boy's face!
As the boy weakly kicking and muffling while trying to get free from the evil woman's butt, Amber German pick up her donut box and start eating her donuts.
(Meanwhile)
Evie and Jonathan arrive at the Giza Port, waiting for their guide; to come.
"Do you really think he'll come?" Evie asked.
"Yes, undoubtedly, knowing my luck." Jonathan answered, "He may be a cowboy, but I know the breed. His word is his word."
"Well, personally, I think he's filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel." Evie said, "I don't like him one bit."
"Anyone I know?"
Evie and Jonathan, turn to see who's they been waiting for; Rick O'Connell; the man with brown hair and blue eyes, and Evie is in deep surprise!
Last time she saw him within the Cairo Prison, Rick has a messy hair and bristles. But now, there he is, shaven, trimmed, and in clean clothes.
"Oh..." Evie muttered.
"Smashing day for the start of an adventure?" Jonathan asked as he patting Rick's chest.
"Yeah, smashing." Rick said as he reach in his pocket in his jacket, pulling out his wallet to see if Jonathan has pick-pocketed him just like last time before jail time
Jonathan saw that and knows what was Rick thinking, "Oh, no, no. I'd never steal from a partner, partner."
Rick chuckles, "That reminds me, no hard feeling about the..." Rick wiggle his fist, like he going to punch Jonathan.
"No, no. Happens all the time." Jonathan said.
Just then, a chubby man arrived, wearing a battered tan jacket and dark grey pinstriped trousers, a striped shirt and green striped necktie. A grey scarf was also part of this ensemble, as were a pair of old shoes, dirty grey puttees, a waist-sash and a dark red fez. His name is Gad Hassan; Warden of the Cairo Prison.
"Bright good morning to all." Gad said.
"Oh no!" Evie said in dismay, "What are you doing here?"
"I'm here to protect my investment, thank you very much." Gad said.
Meanwhile, hiding behind the creates, Anko and Tayuya are watching Evie's team.
"Here they are." Anko said, "And this must be the riverboat they're going on."
"And how do we get on that boat?" Tayuya asked, "We don't have money or tickets."
Anko then, spots couple of sailors before hatch a plan.
(Meanwhile)
A rent car arrive at the port, where the Lyndonia based second steam-yacht is waiting.
"Here she is, ladies." Ursula said as she climb out of the car, along with others, "My private yacht; Tsunade's Pearl."
"You've named it after Aunt Tsunade?" Shizune asked.
"Of course." Ursula said, "Tsunade is my best friend, after all."
"No. I'm not." Tsunade muttered, with a glare.
Ursula roll her eyes in playful and seeing no one is looking, lean in to Tsunade, "To tell you the truth, I actually named her after you and your certain part of your body." She whispered to Tsunade's ear...
Before suddenly, Ursula grab and squeeze Tsunade's pussy through her pants, causing Tsunade to blush in shock before she starts to shake in rage...
"So, this will get us close to Hamunaptra?" Sakura asked while the sounds of big punch was heard in background.
"Indeed, ma'am." Butch; Ursula's black hair and brown eyes, butler, said, "We're going towards the closet port before catch a train then horses."
"Good." Sakura said.
"Members of Lady Ursula's team I presume?"
Sakura, Ino, Shizune and Tsunade turn to see two people.
One is a man with spiky silver hair often oriented to his left-side, and dark grey eyes with a vertical scar across his left eye. He wears blue shirt, black combat pants and brown boots. He also wearing a face mask to cover his lower face. His name is Kakashi Hatake.
The second one is a teen boy close to Sakura and Ino's age, with narrow brown eyes and a typical expression suggesting he is either bored or irritated. He has shoulder length black hair tied in a spiky ponytail. He wears lime green shirt, greyish brown pants and black boots. His name is Shikamaru Nara.
"Yeah. And you are?" Sakura asked.
Ursula suddenly, appear next to Sakura, having a black eye and a broken jaw, "This is Kakashi Hatake and Shikamaru Nara, I told you about."
Hearing that, Sakura stares at her team's 'guides', "And you'll take us towards the Hamunaptra?"
"Yeah. Madam Ursula saved our lives and we own her." Kakashi said while reading his orange book.
"What a drag." Shikamaru muttered.
"Great." Sakura said, "Then..."
"WE'RE OFF TO HAMUNAPTRA!" Sakura, Evie and Meela said...
Before realizes that their teams are on the SAME PORT RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER! They turn towards each other in surprise.
"Excuse me." Evie said, "But I'm going to Hamunaptra."
"No, I am!" Sakura said.
"You low-life losers should go away and mind your business." Meela said before notices Ursula, "Well, well, well. If it isn't Ursula."
"Meela Nais." Ursula muttered with a glare, "I see you team up with Crowned Amazons who known as 'Back-Stabbing Witches'."
"Oh dear, Ursula." Diamond India said, "You've wounded my dear heart."
"Save it, killer." Ursula said.
"No way!" Rick said, "Kakashi, Shikamaru! You guts are alive!"
"O'Connell. So glad to see you not burning under the desert sun." Kakashi said.
"Troublesome." Shikamaru muttered, "You got drag into this madness as well."
"Yep." Rick said, "I can see that you're still you."
Sakura clear her throat to get everyone's attention, "Look, it nice to meet you, but we're got a ancient city to find."
"If you mean Hamunaptra, Forget it!" Evie said, "We're going to that city!"
"On public ferry while the other teams has private boats?" Sakura asked, "How do you plan to get there before us with that?"
"That's a good question." Gad whispered to Rick who nodding.
"OK, let's calm down now." Ursula said, "We're getting nowhere. It would seems we have a race."
"You're on." Diamond said before she, her gang and their client went on the boat just as Amber German arrives, "Took you long enough."
"Hey! Killing that thief took longer." Amber German said, "Plus find a bin to dump his dead body."
"Why didn't you just take out your gun and shoot him?" Ruby England asked.
"Because; shut up!" Amber German said.
"That's not even an answer." Ruby England.
Meanwhile...
"OK, let's get going." Evie said as she lead her team on the ferry.
"Let go." Sakura said, "The sooner we get to Hamunaptra, the better."
"Sakura, let's think about this." Tsunade said, "We now know there are three teams going to Hamunaptra and one team is Crowned Amazons."
"Aunt Tsunade is right, Sakura." Shizune said, "And that place is known as the City of the Dead for a good reason."
"I say we should just go home and forget about Hamunaptra." Ino agreed.
Sakura glare at her roommates with sad betrayal eyes, "I guess that it then. I spent my money and my time, in order to supporting you to reach your dream and in return, you turned your back at me, making sure I'll never be Archaeologist and become jobless for the rest of my poor little life."
"Playing guilt thing will not work on us, Sakura." Tsunade said, causing Sakura to sigh in defeat.
"Oh, come on, buddy!" Ursula said, "Where's your spirit of adventure?"
Tsunade gives her friend a 'Are you crazy' look, "Back home where it's safe. Which is where we all should be."
"Fine! Be that way!" Sakura said, "But I'm going to Hamunaptra and find the Book of Amun-Ra, whether you help me or not." With that, Sakura went up the ram, follow by Ursula.
Ino worrying about her best friend and roommate, run after her, "Wait, I'll come!"
Shizune watch them get on Ursula's yacht for few minutes, before turn to her auntie.
"No." Tsunade said, knowing what Shizune is thinking, "There's no way I'm risking my life on some wild goose chase."
"But the girls will die if we, the medical experts don't go with them." Shizune said.
"Not our problem." Tsunade just said.
Shizune sighs, "But should anything happen to them, their family will sue us, we have to pay in fund and then, we go to jail for 50 years or so."
Tsunade stare at her niece...
"Sometimes, I hate you, Shizune." Tsunade said before yell out, "Hold on! We're coming too!" Then she and Shizune went on the yatch.
"Yes!" Ursula whispered.
(Meanwhile)
A teen girl with dark brown hair which tied in two Chinese-style buns on her head with short fringe-bangs framing her face, and brown eyes, wearing black outfit, is riding along the desert on her horse.
A while later, she arrive to the group with the same outfit as hers. Couple of men got hold on the girl's horse as she climb off and went towards the group's leader, "Tenten, reporting for duty, Sir. I got the message from our member." The girl; Tenten said in Arabic, as she hands out a small scroll, to her leader.
The leader took the scroll and reads it. A while later, the leader turn towards a woman with black hair and red eyes, "Kurenai, take few soldiers and get that key! The creature must not be release."
"Yes, Sir." Kurenai said before went off.
(And done for now! Now, Sakura's team along with other teams, are set course to Hamunaptra. Will any of them make it, alive? Who are the black outfit group? Stay turn to find out. Now then, the Crowned Amazons' names are really Codenames, so no offences to anyone for different countries. Anyway, hope you enjoy it before the big BANG, and see you all, soon.)