Alrighty, randomness! I was planing to have what happened that night in the last chapter, but the Dirtplace camera stretched a little long..........
So I was playing Sonic 3 and I paused it and it looks like Sonic is doing the fetal position on his back. That image just makes me laugh. Okay! I really should turn that off....
Remind Firestar to never chaperone apprentices having sleepovers. He really did not need to know what apprentices talk about these days. Also, never seperate Sorrelpaw from her brothers, or Whitestorm and Brightpaw. There'll be trouble..............
Firestar groaned. Did these apprentices just drink a bunch of coffee or something?
It was already midnight, and the apprentices were playing Twister. Without a Twister mat. So......they were doing weird stuff and falling on each other and doing everything to prevent him from going to sleep.
Sootpaw padded over to Firestar. "You seem grumpy. Do you want to play too?"
Firestar lost it. "NO! I JUST WANT SOME SLEEP, THAT'S ALL!!!!!!"
"Oh." Sootpaw turned towards the other apprentices. "He's grumpy. It's time to go to sleep.
"Where do we sleep?" Brightpaw asked.
Firestar sat up. "She-cats on that side," he told them, pointing with his tail. "Toms on the other. I'll sleep in the middle."
Everyone told each other goodnight and fell asleep.
"Tehehe!"
Firestar sat up. What's a fairy doing in this meadow?
"Hi, I'm Navi! And I'm the most annoying character in the video game I'm in!" the fairy shouted.
"Hi, I'm Firestar, and I can see why everyone thinks you're annoying."
"Tigerstar! Hey! You ready?" Navi asked.
Tigerstar suddenly appeared and nodded. Then they killed Firestar.
Firestar woke up, gasping for breath. He managed to calm himself down, but before he could fall back asleep, a cat slammed the door open and walked in. "SURRENDER, OR DIE!"
Earlier that night....
Sorrelpaw sat in a corner of Awesome's cabin, crying.
"What's wrong?" Sandstorm asked.
"My brothers are gone, my dad's supposed to be dead, and I can't remember who my mother died to save!" Sorrelpaw sobbed.
"Firestar's gone, I don't know anyone else who I'm related to, and everyone thinks Ravenpaw's dead!" Graystripe added.
"Wait, he's not dead?" Mousefur asked.
"Brightpaw's gone! I MISS TRAINING HER!" Whitestorm yowled.
Everyone stared at him.
"Okay, Whitestorm, I'm going to have to ask you to calm down-" Brackenfur mewed.
"CALM DOWN? Don't you know that whenever someone tells someone else to calm down, it makes everything worse?" Whitestorm asked.
"IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!" Cloudtail gasped. "Whitestorm's lost his cool!"
"WHO IS WHITESTORM???" Jayfeather asked loudly.
Everyone blinked. In perfect unison. Without rehearsing. Amazing!
"Umm........the cat right there," Cloudtail pointed at Whitestorm with his tail.
"In case you haven't noticed, I can't see," Jayfeather growled.
"Is that possibly why you keep running into walls?" Sandstorm asked.
Jayfeather shrugged.
"STOP IGNORING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Whitestorm screamed.
Suddenly a different cat who I gave orders to NOT appear in this story EVER appeared.
"Whitestorm's really out of character," she commented before disappearing.
"THAT'S IT!" Whitestorm growled. "BRIGHTPAW'S COMING BACK HERE!"
Chris flinched. "Wow, I thought he was supposed to be the wise cat who always kept his cool."
And now back to the present, where some random cat is telling Not Awesome to surrender....
"Graystripe?" Firestar gasped. "What're you doing here?"
"Shhhhhh!" Graystripe whispered. "Can you wake up Brightpaw for me?"
"Why?" Firestar asked.
"Whitestorm's lost it. He...wants to train Brightpaw."
Firestar picked up a pillow and drew ginger splotches on it. "Here. It's name is Brightpaw. Now let me sleep."
"Thanks," Graystripe sighed in relief and ran back to Awesome's cabin.
Firestar closed his eyes and fell asleep again.
"Turn back! Turn back!" a voice moaned.
Bramblepaw gasped and looked around. No one was in sight.
"Turn back, if you don't have an admission sticker!" the voice moaned again.
Bramblepaw looked at himself and realized he didn't have an admission sticker.
"TURN BACK!" the voice yowled. Bramblepaw screamed as Tigerstar jumped out of nowhere. "Leave Tigerstar's farm, or get an admission sticker!"
Bramblepaw woke up. He was just about to go to sleep again when a loud noise woke everyone else up.
Fernpaw sighed. "Time to get up."
I admit, I didn't think of Bramblepaw's dream by myself. There's a dairy farm near where I live called Old McDonalds farm, and it's like half zoo half dairy farm or something. Anyway, there's a sign that says "Turn back, if you don't have an admissions sticker" on it.
The first chapter is next!
