I decree that you should all DO THE MARIO!

Just kidding, but be aware. It will appear in a later episode.

Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, Total Drama Island, Sonic the Hedgehog*, Marco Polo, or the Strike system from baseball.

Claimer: I made up the tunnel/cave near the cliff, I own Shadow Rabbit, and I own calling Tigerstar Mr. Fluffy Pillows.

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Shadow "I'm going to die on this island."

Sorrelpaw's eyes shot open as Chris woke them up. "Another sleepless night," she muttered as she left the camper.

"Good morning, campers!" Chris shouted. "It's time for your next challenge!"

"What about breakfast? I'm starved," Sootpaw protested.

"Does it look like I can cook?" Shadow rolled her eyes. "You're warriors. Catch your breakfast."

"Anyway, your next challenge is a game of Marco Polo," Chris continued with a glare at Sootpaw. He then explained the rules of Marco Polo and that the team with the member calling out Marco the longest loses. "The challenge starts in 20 minutes and runs for two hours."

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Thornpaw "Could this possibly get any more lame?"

Jayfeather "This will be easy. Eyes opened or closed won't make any difference to me. I love being blind right now."

Firestar "Let me get this straight. Jayfeather is my GRANDSON? Wow, I must be old.

Ashpaw "This is rigged! They have another advantage! WE'RE GOING TO WIN!"

Shadow + Chris Shadow dragged Chris in front of the camera. "This show isn't supposed to have any made-up characters, correct?"

Chris nodded.

"Then why am I on it?"

"How would I know?"

"Are there any questions?" Chris asked after he led the contestants to a swimming pool.

"Why are we in a swiming pool? We can't swim," Brackenfur pointed out.

"The water is two inches high, and you're in a swimming pool because I said so," Chris replied. "Cloudtail will start. Begin!"

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Rainpaw "I am extremely afraid of water. That is why I am hiding right here."

Chris walked over to the camera. "Dude, they're probably going to vote you off. Get your tail in the water!"

"Marco!" Cloudtail shouted.

"Polo!" the other cats in the pool called back.

"POLO!" Rainpaw yowled as he jumped into the pool. Somehow, he landed right in front of Cloudtail, and Cloudtail ran into him.

"Marco!" Rainpaw shouted.

"Polo!" the other 14 cats called back. Things went like this for five minutes. Rainpaw was starting to get tired of walking with his eyes closed. In fact, he was so tired of it that he fell asleep and sleepwalked out of the pool...

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Rainpaw Rainpaw, with his eyes closed, walked towards the camera. He ran into the camera, and the image turned into static.

"Marco!" Rainpaw gasped as he woke up. He opened his eyes and saw that he was on top of the dirtplace camera. "Mouse-dung!"

"Strike 2," Chris added as Shadow into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, as Chris and Shadow followed him, Shadow realized that she threw too hard and Rainpaw shot over the swimming pool and down the cliff that was right next to the swimming pool.

"Strike 3," Chris said. Then he turned to the other 14 cats. "Game on. Graystripe's turn, and Rainpaw doesn't count."

"Will he be alright?" Ashpaw asked.

"We'll figure that out later." Shadow sighed as she went on the long journey to rescue Rainpaw.

The challenge went on with Graystripe calling out Marco and the other thirteen cats responding with Polo. After 13 minutes, Graystripe tagged Thornpaw. 72 minutes remained. Thrornpaw wandered around for 10 minutes with his eyes closed before he remembered what he was supposed to do. 2 minutes later, he tagged Mr. Fluffy Pillows-

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Tigerstar "I am NOT Mr. Fluffy Pillows!"

-I mean Tigerstar, but Chris punted him off the island and into the Boat of Losers. Thornpaw was instructed to continue. At this point an hour remained. Thornpaw tagged Brightpaw, and she didn't manage to tag anyone until the challenge ended.

"Well, I guess Team Awesome wins," Chris shrugged.

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Sorrelpaw "If Rainpaw died, I'm going to kill him."

Jayfeather "What's up with this? Only two of our team members had to call out Marco, and no one ever tagged me. Well, at least we won."

Thornpaw "I had no idea Rainpaw was a sleepwalker. Too bad we can't vote him off."

Brightpaw "I am so dead."

Fernpaw Fernpaw grinned. "I hid in a tunnel with a rabbit."

Shadow "I didn't hide!" Shadow defended herself, since she had seen Fernpaw's last statement. "I didn't know there was a tunnel in the cliff, so I investigated. There's a difference."

Chris "That cave is for the unimportant and unpaid cameramen."

"I have six pigeons in my habd-" Chris began to explain.

"Ew!" Ashpaw curled his lip. "You're going to give us swine flu!"

"Can cats even catch swine flu?" Firestar asked.

"First off, stop freak out. Second, don't interupt me EVER," Chris commanded. "Anyway, I have six pigeons. There are seven of you. Whoever doesn't get a pigeon must walk the Dock of Shame into the Boat of Losers. Any questions?"

"Why don't we just kick out Rainpaw?" Brightpaw asked nervously.

"If he's still alive, he's staying," Chris replied. "First pigeon goes to Thornpaw."

Thornpaw sighed as he ate the pigeon.

"Firestar."

Firestar sniffed the ground. Next thing Chris knew, Firestar had dug out a pigeon.

"Cloudtail buried that last episode," Chris commented as he threw the pigeon at Firestar.

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Firestar "Cloudtail! I'm going to make sure you're voted off."

Brightpaw "Cloudtail won't think any less of me if I get voted off...will he?"

Mr. Fluffy Pillows "My name is TIGERSTAR!"

"Moving along," Chris continued. "Bramblepaw."

Bramblepaw stared at the pigeon. "I'm not hungry."

"Ashoat."

Ashpaw grinned as he took the pigeon without noticing his name was said wrong.

"Sootpaw."

Sootpaw took his pigeon with a frown on his face.

"What do you know?" Chris commented. "We have an extra pigeon. It must be for Rainpaw. Anyway, one pigeon, two campers."

Brightpaw closed her eyes and braced herself.

"Fernpaw."

"Yes" Fernpaw grinned.

"Can you give this pigeon to Brightpaw?"

"WHAT?" both cats yowled.

"Fernpaw, it's time for you to walk the Dock of Shame. Into the Boat of Losers with you!"**

Fernpaw gave Ashpaw a sad look as she walked into the Boat of Losers. Just then, Shadow appeared with Rainpaw.

"Well? How is he?" Sootpaw demanded.

Shadow threw a purple noodle*** into a random hole. "He's alive." Then she glanced at the unconscious cat. "Breathe!" she yelled as she began pumping his chest.

Rainpaw suddenly became conscious and spat out a mouthful of water. "Did I lose?"

"You stayed," Chris reassured him.

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Fernpaw "This is why you should never hide during a challenge. They'll vote you off no matter how horrible a teammate did, because they'll find out even if they have to use the secruity cameras."

* Shadow is a Sonic character, sorta. Well, she's half Warrior half Sonic, since she's the Sonic character form of the Warriors character Spottedpaw13.

** I was originally going to vote Brightpaw off, but as I wrote this I changed my mind. After all, I wrote this during Study Hall/on the bus.

*** It's a floating device. Purple is just a random color. I can't swim, so Spottedpaw13 can't swim. After all, Spottedpaw13 basically is me.

Ever notice how many Dirtplace cams I put in? I'm beginning to almost annoy myself with them.

This chapter was 3 pages long in this notebook I found.

Congratulations, this is my current favorite story that I am writing.

Next challenge is a video game, and I'll certainly let you all know if I need story ideas.