If I owned Star Fox 64, I wouldn't be discussing this right now.

Anyway, Merry Christmas. Today is the birthday of

Rob is that robot thingy where if you press that one C button, it says 'Location confirmed. Sending supplies.'. Just in case you wanted to know.

And if you have no idea what Star Fox 64 is, go watch a walkthrough. It's a very good game, but quite challenging.

Disclaimer: I don't own Star Fox 64 or The Legend of Zelda. I don't own The Barrel Roll Song either, it's on Youtube.

Claimer: I own Shadow and the really dumb way I'm using Star Fox 64.

"Good morning, campers!" Chris shouted. "I want to tell you first of all that Shadow is not here today."

"Where is she?" Sorrelpaw asked.

"Off doing some musical that has chocolate and squirrels." Chris shrugged. "In her place, we get Young Link from Ocarina of Time."

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Link "I have absolutely no idea what my personality is because I never talked in Ocarina of Time. Not of my own free will, anyway. So I can just make it up."

"What's our challenge today?" Firestar growled. Lack of sleep put him in a bad mood, though the unpaid cameramen confirm that other sources led to this mood. Examples include apprentices on sugar and his mate being voted off. But who cares what the unpaid cameramen think (besides Shadow)?

Suddenly, a big screen appeared out of nowhere. A picture of Shadow appeared, then a very strange picture with a song.

"Barrel roll! Barrel roll! Do, a barrel barrel roll! Do, a barrel barrel roll. Do a barrel roll! Barrel roll! Barrel roll! Do, a barrel barrel roll! Do, a barrel barrel roll! Do a barrel roll!" the video's volume said. Then the screen disappeared.

Firestar sighed as he got on the ground, rolled over(barrel roll!), and stood back up.

"We're doing a Star Fox 64 challenge!" Chris announced. "Each team needs a Fox, Peppy, Falco, Slippy, and Rob, though Bill and Katt are optional roles. If you get hit five times by anything, you're out. If Fox gets out, your team automatically loses. Your goal is to get to the sign that says Venom and say 'Try a somersault'."

"Why not 'Do a barrel roll'?" Ashpaw asked.

"Because Peppy's job is to say 'Do a barrel roll' and other useless things," Chris explained.

"What does Rob do?" Bramblepaw inquired.

"Rob counts the number of hits for each member of their team. He also takes them out after five hits."

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Bramblepaw "There is no way I'm being Rob!"

Graystripe "I'm going to be Peppy. That way I can act like an idiot. They'll think I'm only acting!"

"So who's doing what?" Firestar asked.

For Team Not Awesome, Firestar was obviously Fox, Sootpaw was Peppy (to his delight), Ashpaw was Falco, Thornpaw was Slippy, Brightpaw was Katt, Rainpaw was Bill so that he could have more time to recover, since Bill does almost nothing, and to his dismay Bramblepaw was Rob. For Team Awesome, Cloudtail was Fox, Graystripe happily chose Peppy, Sorrelpaw was Falco, Whitestorm was Slippy, Mousefur was Katt, Brackenfur was Rob, and Jayfeather was Bill because again, Bill does almost nothing. Jayfeather being blind may have been a factor to that. Not a single cat dared to not participate. They had taken Fernpaw's words to the heart.

"All three teams are ready!" Chris shouted.

"Who's the third team?" Brightpaw asked.

Suddenly, a big screen appeared. It showed some weird map, but suddenly Shadow's face appeared. "I'm Ba-ack!"

"How did you do?" Sorrelpaw asked.

"Great!" Shadow grinned, and the screen showed the map again. "I'm not here to compete. I'm just trying to get some medals to unlock expert mode. Stupid Katina!"

Link did a victory sign with his fingers and vanished.

"Umm....Shadow? You have to take a few cats to their planets," Chris reminded the rabbit.

The abbit suddenly appeared, not looking happy, and took the two Bills (Rainpaw and Jayfeather) to the sign that saod 'Katina'. Then she took the two Katts (Brightpaw and Mousefur) to the Zoness sign. The gray rabbit teleported back to her game and started her trip to Katina.

"On your mark, get set, go!" Chris shouted, and the ten cats were off.

Team Awesome:

Cloudtail led Graystripe, Sorrelpaw, and Whitestorm through the most random places on the 'planet they started on: Corneria. Brackenfur was alongside them, but hidden, so that he could count hits without being seen. Suddenly, the ground was painted blue, and some arches appeared. Cloudail ran under them all and over the little hill in the way.

Sorrelpaw looked up at the floating screen. "Falco: Pretty smooth flying, Fox. What???"

Cloudtail flew under the arches, and the floating screen changed.

"Falco(DO NOT READ NAME OUT LOUD): Follow me, Cloudtail!" Sorrelpaw read out loud.

"Where are you going, Sorrelpaw?" Cloudtail asked curiously. He looked at the floating screen and realized that the screen said almost the same exact thing.

"I found the target!" Sorrelpaw shouted and ran through a waterfall. The rest of Team Awesome that was there followed...

Team NotAwesome:

Firestar led Sootpaw, Ashpaw, and Thornpaw through 'Corneria', while Bramblepaw followed in the bushes. Sootpaw got hit by a random bramble.

"OW!" Sootpaw growled. "Umm....DO A BARREL ROLL!"

When they got to the arches, Firestar ignored them and ran forward. Ashpaw ran into an arch, but nothing else happened. The floating sign led them away from the waterfall, even though Ashpaw tried to go that way. Not too much longer, they reached the boss...

Shadow Cam:

A black screen was all that showed.

"Shadow?" Chris, from the secruity room, shouted. "Are you there?"

Shadow's face suddenly appeared. "You know, I don't have a camera of any kind."

"Then how does this work?" Chris asked.

"I don't ask. Just don't ask smart questions, okay? Anyway, I have to clean my room, so I can't go after the Katina medal."

Chris sighed. "Which means we have to bring in Link."

Katina...

Link suddenly appeared next to Rainpaw and Jayfeather. "Come on! I'm trying to procrastinate so that I don't have to go to the Shadow Temple!"

"Hey, this counts as not going there, right?" Jayfeather inquired.

"Yeah."

"Then stop complaining. You now have a reason."

Disqualified teams: 1

Team Awesome...

Cloudtail destroyed the paper bag that was supposed to be the boss and continued to Sector Y. He quickly beat that boss and continued to Katina...

Team Not Awesome...

Firestar defeated the big metal thing that was the boss and went to Meteo. Somehow, the boss of Meteo was about 10 golden arches put side by side that you had to go through, and Firestar ended up getting hit five times. Bramblepaw padded over to his teammates and declared that they were disqualified.

Disqualified teams: 2

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Firestar "I was told this was the easy path. But I went to watch the other team after we got out, and they were on the hard path. Their bosses were paper bags and balls of yarn. We had metal things and golden arches. How does this even slightly make sense?"

Shadow "Ha, I'll tell you how. It makes sense because I wanted you to lose!"

Firestar "That just stinks."

Team Awesome (only qualified team)...

Team Awesome managed to get to Macbeth, but the train hit Cloudtail five times and he was also out.

Disqualified teams: 3

"Team Awesome wins!" Chris announced. "I'll see the losers at the elimination round."

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Shadow "I can't get disqualified. I work here! Though later, that rule may change..." Shadow rubbed her hands together as she thought of some evil plans that would be put together by the end of the story.

Brightpaw "I did absolutely nothing. Then again, no one really did anything, so we have an equal chance of losing."

Elimination!

Chris explained the rules a third time, but by now I'm sure you know them and don't need to see them.

"First marshmallow goes to...Firestar."

Firestar got his marshmallow. Bramblepaw, Ashpaw, Thornpaw, and Rainpaw got their marshmallows.

"One marshmallow, two campers."

Brightpaw and Sootpaw looked at each other nervously.

"Sootpaw. Sorry, Brightpaw, time for you to go to the Boat of Losers."

Brightpaw sighed and jumped in.

"Hey, what're you in for?" Tigerstar asked. He had invaded the secruity room at some point in the chapter, but who knows when.

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Brightpaw "This is annoying, but I'm slightly glad."

"NO!" Whitestorm sobbed. "I've been seperated from my apprentice!"

This chapter was really long, and I REALLY shortened it at the end, making it annoyingly short and no one knows the details. I've already got the next challenge picked out.

~Spottedpaw13~