It was an engagement ring.

"I'm going to ask him to marry me"

24

When Bad Meets Evil

Birthday Sex

It was already late afternoon.

"I think we're lost" Deidara huffed, there he finally admitted it, he was done denying that they weren't and that he still knew the way "Yeah"

"Aren't you the expert who knew the way?" Sasuke hissed, he was angry and he and Deidara had been arguing most of the way. Sasuke had read the directions that Sasori had left Deidara and said that he had it upside down, but Deidara insisted that it was correct and that Sasori would never lead him wrong. That there was no one out there that knew Sasori better than he did, and that he knew how to read what his lover had written down for him. It was a love connection. Sasuke had to roll his eyes at that, for if it was a love connection between those two, it was a maze of confusion if you asked him "Give me the damned map before I kill you." The young Uchiha suddenly hissed. His eyes were a blazing blood red color that scared the hell out of Deidara, those eyes, those damned eyes.

Just like Itachi's eyes.

Why did Sasuke have to have them? Oh, right, twins.

"O-okay, just calm down Sasuke, un" The blond man stuttered. Deidara then quickly handed the map to the angry little Uchiha. The Uchiha's eyes returned to normal and Deidara was glad for that.

Sasuke looked it over and flipped it around a couple of times trying hard to figure out what way was north and what was south and what was east from west. Deidara and Naruto both stared at the raven, hope whining in their eyes that he was going to find them a way out. Still, Sasuke had no idea what the hell he was reading on this supposed 'map', whoever Sasori thought he was, he was NOT good at drawing maps. Glaring at it, he flipped it one more time and then settled for his twin telepathy 'Nii-san'

Back At the house where the party is being held, there is socializing going on.

"I got dumped again, that is why I still don't have a boyfriend." Kisame said and then slapped Itachi on his back "But this guy here is single as well and we are going to find some good boyfriends soon, right Itachi?" Itachi glared at Kisame and was about to tell him that he already had a boyfriend when he was startled by the sudden call from his twin brother. Everyone stared at him as he shrugged his shoulders.

"Are you alright Itachi?" Konan asked with concern.

"Yeah" He said, "So, what were you saying" He said to Kisame, completely giving everyone the impression that he had never been listening to what Kisame had been saying.

"Uh, nothing" Kisame decided to drop the conversation there. Konan smiled and then went on telling them the surprising news that she was pregnant and was very happy; she was going to have her first child. Itachi congratulated her 'Sasuke, what's the matter?' He mentally asked as he also tried to keep himself an active participant of the group. They were soon going to have to get ready to yell a loud SURPRISE for Naruto, and light talking was what they needed to keep busy. Well, Kyuubi was going around making sure that everything was perfect.

'Nii-san, we're lost, we are somewhere, I don't know' Sasuke sounded frustrated and worn out, that made Itachi want to frown. However, he had to suppress his emotions from showing on his face.

Itachi lightly sighed, in a way that he would not get himself noticed. 'Show me where' Itachi briefly closed his eyes and could see what his brother was seeing. He opened them again and turned to Kisame who was already talking about how he was an only child and it was best to keep it at that "Kisame, go get Sasuke, Deidara, and Naruto, they are on the other side of the house down the hill" At this everyone had stopped talking and looked at Itachi in amazement.

"How would you know?" Kisame insisted. He had not seen Itachi get his cell phone out and talk with his brother, he was sure that everyone else would have noticed as well. Still, everyone around them was looking at Itachi with a perplexed look on their face.

"Just go"

"Hmph, fine" And with that Kisame left.

"Who is Sasuke?" Konan asked, completely confused.

"Itachi's twin brother" Kyuubi grinned as he walked over to the raven boy. "Though it is creepy that you know where he and the others are" Itachi crossed his arms over his chest.

"He's my twin, how else would I know." Itachi wanted to add that they were also more than just twins, but he guessed that could wait until they figure it out.

"So" Pein said as he sipped some of his wine and looked at Itachi from over the rim of the glass with a smirk on his lips "'Who's the evil one?" Itachi simply smirked in reply.

"Nasty Girl"

(feat. P. Diddy, Nelly, Jagged Edge, Avery Storm) I'll be using some of the lyrics, they will be in Italic. Not mine.

Sasuke glared when he saw Kisame.

Why did Itachi not come? Oh well. It did not matter; lately he and his brother had been so detached from each other he had to wonder if he had lost Itachi's love. The thought alone killed him inside, there was just no way. There was still something between them. Itachi is his boyfriend after all. Sasuke suppressed the pain in his chest and all the disappointment as he clutched at the necklace under his shirt. He had been hiding it since the day that he found the object it held on his nightstand, the night Itachi had left it there.

It was a breathtaking thing.

It made his heart soar and dream.

"Man, you guys are reckless, come on!" Kisame called as he stood on top of the hill, he didn't want to go all the way down and climb back all the way up "The house is this way" Deidara sighed in relief and rolled his eyes and Naruto grinned as he ran over to the top. Sasuke silently followed all of them, not bothering to speak anymore, but bothering enough to burn the damned map that Sasori had made for Deidara. That idiotic red head did not know his right from his left. "Well, are we ready to celebrate?" Kisame asked.

"You bet, we won!" Naruto chirped believing that that was the reason they were going to celebrate and not questioning the reason Kisame knew about their celebration. Kisame's eyes widen as he looked at the tickets in the blond haired boy's hands. He read them over, and he knew he just had to go. It was like one in a million shot, he needed to go no matter what.

"Are you going to take me, please, please" He turned to Sasuke and grabbed his hands in his "you know Itachi is no fun, besides he'd understand if you want a real and strong man around, I can be your bodyguard for everything. I'll feed you, I'll make sure you are waited on hand and foot"

"Forget it" Sasuke hissed pulling his hands back.

"You are so mean, just like your brother, but I want to go and you will take me" Kisame hissed back. He was pouting and now ignoring Sasuke as they walked over to the house. Sasuke ignore his empty threat as well and soon allowed his mind to open once again and searched for Itachi 'We're here, get ready to surprise him' Once he said that, Itachi told everyone that they were there, once again effectively confusing them but Kyuubi didn't mind as long as he got his surprise across.

Moments later the door swung open, the place was dark and Deidara and Sasuke pushed Naruto forward. The boy was trembling and feeling scared that the house could be hunted, but then bright lights flashed on placing the spotlight on him and a loud chorus erupted from the small group of people.

"SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY NARUTO!"

"OH MY FUCKING GAH-" Naruto was pulled back by Deidara with a hand over his mouth.

"Don't finish that thought," He said. Naruto nodded his head, but still he could not contain the full fledge joy that he felt inside. He truly had been surprised! Usually he would know when Kyuubi was trying to do something for him and he was prepared, but this time he had been caught off guard for real. He felt his heart fill with happiness and his eyes start to mist over with tears. This year had been the best, he had found and reconnected with his once upon a time best friend to be best friends again, and Kyuubi and he were still living in a happy relationship. The bests friends, the bests boyfriend.

What more could he ask for this year.

He had everything he could have ever asked for. "Thank you everyone, thank you for all of this!" He practically sobbed out through tears that blurred his vision. Kyuubi smiled and walked over to him and wrapped his arms around him. Deidara, Kisame, and Sasuke turned on all the lights, shut the door, and walked away from the tender scene as they went to stand near Sasori, Itachi, Konan, and Pein. This was it, when Naruto was going to get more than he thought he was getting out of this party. All of them watched with small smiles as Kyuubi kissed Naruto's forehead and then dropped to one knee. Naruto was confused at that time, the sudden action making him worry that his lover might be ill, and then his mind seemed to stop thinking.

His breath caught. "Kyuubi" he whispered, in a shaking tone. Forget his tone, his whole body was shaking in anticipation to what was about to happen.

Kyuubi smiled up serenely at Naruto, and he made sure that Naruto forgot that there were other people there around them. He did not want his beloved to feel pressured by them to accept what he was just going to ask of Naruto, but also there was no doubt in his mind and no fear that he might get rejected. "Wow" he breathed, "we've been with each other for a long time, but for so long I have thought about this moment. And on your twentieth birthday, is all I can think to give you" Naruto's mouth was moving up and down but no words seemed to come out, and Kyuubi could not help but find it cute "So, as everyone as my witness, I ask you my beloved Uzumaki Naruto, will you marry me?"

That was all it took. Naruto yelled a loud "BELIEVE IT!" at the top of his lungs, the equivalent of a complete and utter yes, and jumped on top of Kyuubi kissing him flush on the lips. Everyone clapped and smiled at the newly engaged couple, all the while Kyuubi was struggling to breathe and balance himself, for he had not expected a strong reaction from Naruto. Still it pleased him and it was much more than he could had ever asked for. Both kissed deeply, before finally having to pull apart.

"How was it?" Itachi silently asked his twin beside him.

"That was actually pretty sweet" Sasuke remarked, a small glared on his face as he turned to Itachi, slightly. Itachi simply kept a blank look on his face.

"And you said it was going to be lame"

"Well, I can be wrong, can't I? If I want to be wrong, I'll be wrong, so you can just shut uah-" Itachi's hand had moved to Sasuke's behind and squeezed it quickly, sending jolts through Sasuke's body to turn him on some. Itachi soon moved away from Sasuke, who was blushing and finding it hard to believe that his brother had just touched his butt like that. It was so not fair; he already had to suffer the torture of being telepathically connected to the bastard, now he was being felt up. He was already mentally and sexually frustrated enough as it was.

"Ah, congratulations!" Konan said, as she hugged both brothers. They smiled at her and mumbled a small thank you to her. Pein patted them on the back, as a way of congratulations.

"So how does it feel to be engaged?" Deidra asked as he threw his arms around the smaller blond boy. Naruto grinned from ear to ear.

"It feels great" the grin across Naruto's lips seemed to pull at his face and it never seemed like it was going to fall. "It's so incredible, that I can't believe it"

"Yeah, I bet" Kisame was grinning as well, he was always a sucker for happy moments. Naruto soon took a deep breath and looked around at everyone that he could. Konan and Pein were smiling and chatting lightly with Itachi, Kisame and Deidara were now arguing and Sasori was holding them back, Sasuke was glaring at Itachi's back, no one knew why but Naruto didn't care much at the moment. And Kyuubi, his precious lover and brother was right there next to him.

"Okay Everyone! Let's start this party!" He yelled, everyone agreed with him and some music started to play loudly. Naruto rushed towards the table and started to get some ramen, while Kyuubi was amused.

"Slow down, dobe" Sasuke hissed, since he was still by the table.

"Relax Teme," Naruto then tugged at Sasuke's arm "come, grab something and let's eat together." Sasuke shrugged and looked at the food. Most things did not appeal to him, before he decided to get some meat and some of the salad, along with some bread, rice balls, and a bit of sushi. Naruto then pulled him to where Itachi, Kyuubi, Deidara, Sasori, and Kisame were sitting playing a card game.

"Curse you, Itachi won again" Grumbled a disgruntled Kisame.

"You're too slow Kisame," Itachi mocked. He smiled at Sasuke as his little lover sat next to him with a plate of food. Itachi reached for some of the food in it, but got his hand slapped away.

"I'll share with you if you get me something to drink"

"Already ahead of you little brother" Itachi said as he brought out two bottled sodas. Sasuke made a face at them and then decided to settle for the sprite, leaving Itachi with the orange one. Sasuke then settled the plate between them and grabbed a rice ball; he then turned to everyone else to look at them. He arched an eyebrow when he saw that Itachi and he were the focus of their attention. Itachi was soon aware that they were looking at them; even Pein and Konan had joined them by then.

"You guys are an odd pair," Konan spoke up "Especially when Itachi knew your location, that seemed odd" she pointed to Sasuke, unsure of how to call him now that she was barely meeting him "I'm Konan by the way, Pein's wife"

"Oh nice to meet you, I'm Uchiha Sasuke, and what do you mean? How so?" Sasuke said, tilting his head to the side in question to her. Itachi bit the inside of his lip, keeping himself from smiling at his little brother's innocent act. If there was a real difference in them, it was Sasuke was playful, a lot more than Itachi could ever be.

"I'm not sure," She said, in all honesty.

"Well," Kisame decided to say, since it bugged him the most out of everyone, especially because he believed himself to be extremely perceptive. "There is some stuff that seems too much to pass it as a twin thing, but anyways," he said, as he got closer to Sasuke this time "how about letting Itachi here and you taking me with you on that trip." Sasuke frowned and glared at the shark demon. Sasuke sighed, and then reached into his pants pocket and brought out the ticket.

"Here"

"Really!?"

"Yeah, really" Kisame jumped to the opportunity and grasped the ticket in his hand. 'I gave the other Ticket to Uncle Madara anyways' Sasuke said inside his mind and linked it to Itachi who nodded that he understood. It did not matter much to him, since it was his brother's decision to do as he pleased with his tickets, and he would be just as happy as long as he could spend his time with him. With so many of them gone, he might just get to spend a lot more time with Sasuke.

Unless they could figure it out soon. "Man, Sasuke you are the best!" Kisame was lost to them now; his ticket had become his immediate obsession. At this time, Deidara decided to turn his attention to Sasori.

"Hey Sasori, why don't you get me a drink?" Sasori gave him a look.

"Uh, sure" he said, and stood up to do just that. Deidara watched him leave, and then turned towards the Uchiha brothers who were back to sharing their food with each other. It made him feel envious that whenever Sasuke asked Itachi for something, the older Uchiha would already have it on hand and ready to give it to him. It even made him feel envious that Itachi and Sasuke seemed so…close. But was that really the case?

"I want something to drink as well Kyuubi" Naruto whined to his brother. Kyuubi nodded and went on to get him something. Konan and Pein were silently eating as well, making small talk as the music would down some and everyone was getting comfortable. Soon all Sasori and Kyuubi returned and they were all settled down.

"So, how come you guys aren't engaged yet?" Konan asked Deidara and Sasori. They both blushed and looked down.

"Well, we are married, we just don't remember when or how it happened, but we have the papers and all" Everyone was in a silent shock. It was obvious both were living together, and that they were sleeping and were a couple, but they had no idea they were married all this time.

"You don't say" Kyuubi mumbled.

"So, you guys got drunk and got hitched?" Naruto asked, feeling confused as to what had happened.

"No, we were actually high, we were smoking some weed, and somehow ended up getting married in a real church down the street from the College were were going at the time. After that, we decided to transfer into a new University, six months later or so, we met little Sasuke walking around looking for a club." Deidara smiled, and pointed at Sasuke who glared at him. "He seemed so innocent and at the same time, he turned out to be a little liar" Deidara wrinkled his nose, "I remember meeting him as if it was just yesterday"

"Shut up" Sasuke hissed.

"Why, it's best we tell the tale!" Deidara glared back.

Flashback ~Deidara Style~

"Are you by any chance related to Uchiha Itachi?" Sasori had kindly asked and, mean little Sasuke tilted his head.

"Who?" he asked as if he didn't know. It was a lie though! Lie, downright lie.

"What's your last name?" Sasori once again, kindly asked.

Sasuke arched an eyebrow, and then said "Hozuki" He did not even stutter or hesitate. Still, it was a lie.

End Flashback

"Wait, where did you get that last name from?" Deidara asked, looking at Sasuke with question. He was not the only one doing this, Itachi and the other's were as well. Sasuke sighed and looked to the side, and then turned to them again. Might as well tell them.

"That is the last name of my friend Suigetsu, I haven't seen him in a while, and I guess I won't ever see him again. I'm sure he and Karin will eventually end up together" Itachi shook his head, amused at what was on his brother's mind, and how different it was when it came out of his lips. At the time, Sasuke did not want to admit that he knew Itachi, and he certainly did not want the blond messing in his life.

"Anyways" Deidara said in a slight curt way as he recalled his first encounter with Sasuke.

Flashback ~Deidara Style~

"Are you sure? You look an awful lot like Itachi"

"I've never heard of him, is he a celebrity or something?" Sasuke asked and the looked down at the floor "You guys do know that there is always a doupple ganger out there right? One that looks almost like you but it isn't you? You guys could be called twins but the thing is that you are not even related by anything. They say that there are nine of them out there that you'll probably never even meet"

"Really?" I had asked.

"You are making that up" Sasori snapped.

"Well, I'm just saying, you don't have to believe me."

"How old are you?"

"Eighteen"Well, that was when I gave up that he might be related to Itachi, they were the same age after all. So I grabbed him and told him..

"Why don't we take a trip, you seem like a very interesting person" And we went to go have lunch, the kid was fun, but that was about the last time we saw him. He was always busy.

End Of Flashback

Naruto and Kyuubi were laughing their heads off, and the rest were looking at Sasuke oddly. "Where did you come up with that whole doupple ganger stuff?" Konan decided to ask, since she had never heard of such a thing.

Sasuke shrugged "Some manga" was all he said before he turned to drink. This only caused Kyuubi and Naruto to laugh harder.

"Teme, you're priceless! Calling Itachi a celebrity, really! And then actually calling him your doupple ganger! Haha"

"Anyways" Deidara said, "that's about all that happened" Sasuke glared and decided to say something in his defense.

"Well, father had already told me about Mother and Itachi, all I had to do was make sure no one else knew" Sasuke explained. "I'm not exactly sure why, but I knew something was up and decided to leave. Still, in the end that only made me search for Itachi and save him from Annabel" It was clear that Sasuke had no intentions of ever meeting his mother and brother. Still fate seemed to have other plans and here he was today.

"Ohh, Man, now that old lady was crazy," Kyuubi said. "Though I thought something more interesting was going to happen, nothing really happened. Well, Except Itachi getting to meet his twin brother and now live with him, other than that, this whole event has been boring" Only if Kyuubi knew what Itachi and Sasuke had to go through, he wouldn't be saying this. Both brothers decided to keep silent and just agree with the orange head.

"Still" Naruto said as he looked at both brothers, "We are curios, as to what you and Itachi are hiding between each other." Sasuke sighed, not wanting to spill it yet. He was not sure what part of that between they meant. There was A LOT between them.

"What makes you think there is something between us?" Sasuke finally decided to ask.

"The way you act"

"The way you know where the other is"

"The way you seem to know what the other feels"

"The way you two seem so attached"

"The way you seem you want to kill each other"

"You mean sibling rivalry?" Itachi decided to ask. He was not sure where this was going, but it was certainly not the right way.

"No, no, not that, well kind of, and then there is that thing were you guys seem to hate each other's guts, yet stay close to each other and back the other up and then the way you panic when the other is not there." Kisame tapped a finger to his cheek and then went back to rubbing his cheek with the ticket that he got from Sasuke. Everyone looked at him for a while and then looked away back to the Uchiha twins. Maybe it was all the excitement that both were twins and their personalities seemed to spark something, not only between them but everyone there, you could not help but hate them and love them at the same time as fear them…It was a strange set of emotions.

"You know what's scarier, when they teamed up that one time and tortured Kisame, he was about to become roasted fish. Just imagine what you could do to anyone else." Kyuubi said, with an exited look on his face. "You guys seem like you can be an incredible power team!"

"Well, I don't know what you guys are talking about" Itachi said in a nonchalant voice, staring at them bored. "So I'll humor you and let you keep guessing whatever you want.

"Yeah, me neither" Sasuke agreed "We're just normal" The others greatly doubted that. That was when a new song came on and Kisame got to his feet, and started to dance. He swayed from the left and right, making people stare at him now as if he was crazy. Usually Kisame would not even do something as silly as that, so when Sasuke smirked Itachi just knew that his little brother was starting to learn how to play with people's minds to make them do as he pleased. Their great grandmother might be dangerous and a little wacko, but she always thought them well.

[Biggie Smalls]

I go, on and on and on and

Don't take them to the crib unless they bon'in

Easy, call em on the phone and

platinum Chanel cologne and

I stay, dressed, to impress

Spark these bitches interest

Sex is all I expect

If they watch TV in the Lex, they know

"I love this song!" Kisame boomed out on his own, allowing the music to wash over his body and fluidly turned towards Sasuke. Since he was the one that was controlling him, Kisame could feel a slight attraction to that mind submission to its domination "Dance with me pretty" The shark dancing, grinding his own hips to the beat.

"No, I think I'll pass" Sasuke mumbled, rejecting the shark. The man was about to turn to Itachi and ask him to dance when he met his glare and decided to not even utter a word to the older Uchiha. He backed up doing a kind of moonwalk and decided to grab Naruto and dance with him. It was sudden but Naruto laughed and dragged Kyuubi along with him, and then Deidara decided to join and drag Sasori with him. They all started to wild dance around the living room, with no dance partner in particular.

Sasuke was shocked, and Itachi was disgusted. "Does this happen all the time?"

"I'm not sure" Itachi said "I usually try to avoid these kinds of things, besides, you started it."

"Hey Sasuke!" Naruto yelled, in a singsong voice as he slammed himself on the other side of him "Itachi, why don't you guys come outside with us. We've decided to play some jump rope!" Sasuke only nodded his head before Naruto was dragging him and he managed to pull Itachi along with him. The food in their laps fell to the ground. However, at the moment it didn't matter as they followed everyone outside.

The afternoon sun was still blazing, and Kisame had a long rope in his hands as he and Deidara fought over it. Nothing here was at one peace; everything was hastily done, and randomly as well. Soon the fighting seized as they decided who was going to do what. Itachi sighed, crossing his arms and Sasuke looked over his shoulder, throwing him a look that made him raise a brow and had him wanting to pounce on his brother as his heart sped up. Sasuke threw him a smirk and then turned around, blocking his mind of his brother just to make him squirm a bit. Itachi narrowed his eyes, knowing the game his little brother was playing.

Could his little lover be any more impatient?

The rope…well there was no saying where they had gotten it from, but now Pein was on one end of it and Konan in the other. Since they were the considered adults, they started to spin it around, making it touch the ground every now and then. "Alright" Pein said, "One of you has to get in there while the rope is still spinning" Naruto whined at this.

"Not fair, I can never do that!" He crossed his arms.

"It's not hard Naruto," Sasuke said.

"Oh yeah, why don't you try jumping in then" Sasuke glared at him.

"Fine" And watched the rope move up and down, up and down until he saw his opening and hopped in, without disrupting the flow of the jump rope. Everyone stared at him perplexed as he jumped up and down. Usually they liked watching the person stumble into the rope and trip on their face, but this was also amazing that Sasuke could do it.

"How the hell did you do that?"

"Well, long ago my babysitter Mishima Becky, enjoyed playing her own games with me when she was not punching me, I learned a lot from her," Sasuke turned a sadistic smile at them, making them shudder and regret asking him. "Before I killed her, in cold blood at the age of eight" Sasuke had to wonder what they were thinking when they seemed to go into their own thoughts for a second or so as he kept jumping, easily getting bored.

"So he is the evil twin," Kisame said, and Kyuubi shook his head.

"I doubt it, Itachi's evil to…"

Sasuke sighed, "I'm bad, and my brother is evil. Then again, I could be lying because I am evil. So, why ask?" Then he jumped out from under the rope without disrupting the flow once again. All of them thought about what he said and found that perhaps they could not trust either of the brothers "So, anyone want to try it now?"

"Sure, me un!" Deidara said, with a smile on his face and then glared at the moving rope. Once he deemed it safe, he jumped in, feeling happy when he managed to jump it once, but frustrated when he was not fast enough to jump the rope once more and broke the flow. Sasuke arched an eyebrow. "Come on, this shit is dumb, just start the rope again"

"Okay" Pein said, knowing that no one would want to play if it was not done this way.

"Alright" Deidara said and then started to chant "A, B, C, D, E" and giggled as he kept enjoying himself. Everyone soon had a turn, Itachi and Sasuke competed on who could jump the most turns. Itachi had gotten 200 jumps in, when something seemed to distract him and he nearly toppled over on his face. Sasuke managed to get 201, just to taunt Itachi that he got once more than him, but you could tell Sasuke could have gone more. It appeared though that Itachi looked frustrated through it all and it was all because he could not hear Sasuke's thoughts.

The day soon washed over the sky and brought a dark blanket over the world covered in stars. Naruto and Kyuubi had disappeared somewhere around dinner while Deidara and Sasori decided to get natural with each other. They were out in the backyard having anal sex like dogs in the wild. You could hear it. Pein and Konan had decided to sit in the living room with gentle music as they whispered sweet nothing to each other. Kisame on the other hand had called Lava life and was flirting with some desperate ho through the phone.

That allowed the Uchiha brother to stay outside in the front house by themselves, silence around them except for the crickets that seemed to sing their melody to the moon. Finally, Sasuke and Itachi thought, they were alone and could talk, or maybe even more. Itachi sighed "You've been blocking your thoughts and feelings from me all day, did I do something wrong?" Itachi finally broke the silence between them.

"Yes" Sasuke promptly answered, fingering the necklace around his neck and Itachi eyed it warily.

With Naruto and Kyuubi

Jeremiah, Birthday Sex In the Background

Its your birthday so I know you want to ride out

Even if we only go to my house

Sip mo-weezy as we sit upon my couch

Both Naruto and Kyuubi were locked in one of the guest rooms. There was candle light all around them, Kyuubi allowed a small smirk to play on his lips. After all, he had made sure that he had arranged this well. He had been allowed to do so, and tonight he and Naruto were going to consummate their new relationship, and he for sure could not wait until the honeymoon consummation that would follow after. "Naruto" He whispered, Naruto's cheeks were flushed, lightly his blue eyes were illuminated by the soft candle light, magnifying his pupils and giving him more sex appeal "I love you so much"

"Oh Kyuubi, I love you as much" Naruto was melting; he could feel his knees going weak and could hear the speed of his heart in his ears. He licked his suddenly dried lips, and he could not keep himself from panting loudly, the mere atmosphere that they had locked each other in was enough to make him hard in his pants. "Kyuubi, make love to me now"

Kyuubi nodded his head and gently leaned in to capture his little brother's lips. The taste of ramen and Naruto combined filled his every sense and he wrapped his arm around Naruto to pull him closer. Before Naruto knew it, his back was pressed against a soft and fluffy mattress that curved around his body molding to his form. "Aaah" Was all he was able to say as the fingers of his lover gently ran over the front of his pants where his erection was pressing to get free.

"You're so hard already"

"Nya, Kyuubi don't tease me, please brother"

Feels food but I know you want to cry out

You say you want passion, I think you found it

Get ready for action

Don't be astounded

We switching positions you feel surrounded

"Hmm" Was all Kyuubi said as he pushed Naruto's shirt up, all the way over his chest to reveal his nipples. His tongue flicked one of them before he slowly made his way down the hard abdomen of his younger brother. His hands by now idly undoing his pants and pulling them down along with the boxers that Naruto wore, taking them completely off. The naked beauty before him took his breath away he loved the sight of his submissive brother.

"Kyu" Naruto gasped and mewled as his body arched off the bed, his teeth sinking into his lower lip as he let out a whimper. He wanted to be touched, not watched. "Please!" he begged. "GASP" His cock was soon in his brother's mouth, being licked and sucked at the same time and they he was inside that warm mouth, being taken all the way in. "Yesss" he hissed out as he began to writhe. He loved it when he was being payed attention; he loved it when Kyuubi touched him in all the right places.

"Such impatience" Kyuubi flicked the head, and then his fingers pressed into his brother's entrance, where he wanted to completely bury himself. Naruto started to let out loid whines as the finger pressed into hom, moving his head side to side at the anticipation of being filled soon. He spread his legs farther away waiting for the second finger to enter him "Do you like this?" Kyuubi asked as he rammed one finger inside Naruto's entrance, soon hitting his prostate.

"Ahhh" Was all he was able to say as he continued to pant fast, he let out another whimper "Kyu, more please" Smirking, the older brother obliged his younger sibling, adding more fingers and stretching him even further.

Though he eventually took out his fingers and only pulled away for a mere second and that was to let his own underwear and pants to drop, before, panting hard with his blood boiling in his veins he came over his brother. "Are you ready?"

"Ye…Yes, please" Kyuubi smirked and placed the head of his cock at his brother's entrance.

Tell me where you want your gift....

"Sasuke" Itachi started, wanting to explain all to his younger twin, but that was not what Sasuke was referring to, there was a more pressing issue at hand.

"I dislike this Itachi, I dislike having to hide our relationship" Sasuke had caught Itachi off from whatever he was going to say. Sasuke soon turned towards his brother facing him completely "I know you're right here, I can see you, but I still miss you so much, why do I miss you so terribly?" He asked in a slow whisper. But his mind was opened now, Itachi could feel the pain and swirling confusion, he could see it all. Sighing, he walked over to his younger brother, and put a hand on his shoulder pulling the younger boy to him and kissing him on the forehead.

"I've missed you as well Sasu" Sasuke narrowed his eyes. Still not understanding, but as he looked within his brother, he got a vague idea of what was missing…of why he felt this way. Itachi felt it as well.

"Why? How? And" Itachi placed a finger over Sasuke's pouty lips and smiled at him.

"I don't know why, maybe the answer is because I love you. How? I don't even know, we just belong to each other and that's all that matters" Sasuke blinked a couple of times, the warmth of his brother so close to him made him shiver in pleasure, and Itachi's scent, it made him hungry. Not for something, he wanted to eat, but what he craved. The flesh of his twin pressed to his, the taste of his mouth, and the dancing touch of his hands on his skin. Itachi felt Sasuke relax into him, their bodies molded to each other. "Ne Sasuke"

"What, 'tachi?" Itachi leaned forward and nibbled on Sasuke's ear, making him gasp softly and close his eyes.

"May I kiss you now?" He whispered into his younger brother's ear, Sasuke nodded his head once more a slight mewl leaving his lips, allowing his arms to wrap around Itachi's middle, just to feel him closer.

"Could you?" he responded with a question of his own. Itachi only brought his hand up, caressing Sasuke's soft cheek and then grasping his chin to tilt his head towards him, making Sasuke's breath to deepen as he let their lips only a centimeter apart. He then pressed, cautiously, his lips over Sasuke's soft yielding ones that immediately pressed back to his. It was as if finally they could breathe completely, their mouths moving in harmony as their lips caressed each other every way. Itachi soon softly sunk his teeth to Sasuke's bottom lips and tugged down, Sasuke moaned softly, his arms coming around to wrap around Itachi's shoulders and neck and allowed his brother for the first time in so long to explore his craving mouth. Their gentle and slow pace soon increased to a more eager and aggressive pace.

Thoughts of what they had done the night after they killed the cannibals came back to both their minds, as they share thoughts. The connection between them stronger than ever and it was as if they were reliving that moment through their minds. Pinned to the wall with Itachi's lips on his, Itachi's wondering hands on him…need to press him closer. Sasuke let a strangled moan, raising himself on his toes, his hands digging into Itachi's long hair, messing his ponytail a bit, as his fingers pressed to his scalp, and the other stayed at the base of his nape caressing.

I long for him…I love him

Mouths opened and tongues met in heat, tasting each other's unique taste. So dazed and innocent, his eyes all hazy and his chest rising and falling, his face completely flushed with pinkish cheeks, Itachi wanted to bite them hard. And when they finally orgasm it was burning liquid fire that would not subside…

The feelings of that, they both wanted to feel it again. Sasuke pressed closer to Itachi, both panting hard against each other, they started to tug at their clothes, both of Sasuke's hands holding Itachi's face in place and kissing harder, sucking on his lips, licking them, and slightly biting them. Both their lips becoming swollen, their tongues roughly pushing and fighting with each other, the heat around their skin consuming them. Sasuke hissed and moaned when Itachi's hand went under his shirt caressing the skin on his waist before caressing his side and soon circling his nipple. "Itachi" Sasuke barely breathed, his knees going weak.

He needed him.

They needed each other.

"Itachi, dude, this hotline has the sexiest sounding…guys…" There was some shock, There was slight gasping as Kisame thought on what to say when he saw the two twin Uchiha's making out heavily and lost in their own world in each other's arms. Finally, he just shrieked a loud enough sound for the others inside of the house to hear "OH MY FUCKING DAMN!" Kisame nearly stumbled, his rounded yellow eyes wide, his mouth gaped and the phone on his hand dropped to the floor with a loud clank. Both Uchiha's at this time had pulled their faces away from each other, startled when they saw Kisame there. A few seconds later of Kisame staring at them in a gaping way he yelled another loud shriek "WHA-WHA! OH MY GAWD!" Sasuke and Itachi were pressed close to each other, Itachi's lips on his brother's cheek and his hand still up his shirt, both glaring at the shark and panting hard, as they turned their annoyed no longer lust filled eyes towards the shark for yelling once more.

"We've been found Aniki" Sasuke panted, his head soon resting in Itachi's chest.

"I'm not sure," Itachi said as he and Sasuke watched blood spluttered out of the shark's nose before he passed out with a loud thud as he made his way down to the floor and a shit-eating grin on his face. Sasuke and Itachi both sighed and untangled themselves from one another. They then made their way to him and looked at his happy looking face.

"You think he'll think it was only a dream?"

"Who knows" They grabbed a nearby stick and poked then dead happy looking shark man.

"What happened?" Konan and Pein came running out, she as best as possible and Pein helping her as she practically stumbled on her own two feet. She gasped when she saw Kisame and Pein arched an eyebrow.

"He fainted" Was all Itachi and Sasuke said.

"You didn't try to torture him did you?" Pein asked, he hoped they had.

"Uh, don't think so" Sasuke answered. Even though inside his and Itachi's mind they shared the thought that they both were too much for Kisame to handle especially when they were heatedly making out like two starved animals, that it might as well have been torture for the shark. Just imagine he would have come a little later, he would have caught them doing a lot more than just making out. That was when everyone else rushed out of the house, messy and panting, looking scared out of their minds.

'Oops' Both Uchiha's thought.

Kyuubi penetrated Naruto easily and allowed some time before he started to pound on him. Both moved back and forth with each other, clinging to one another. "Aaah" Naruto moaned, arching his back. His legs wrapped around Kyuubi's waist allowing him to enter him even more deeply, "Oh my damn, yes, yes, yes, Kyuubi keep hitting me like that, oh gawd" Naruto moaned out, the feeling inside of him growing.

"Do you like it?" Naruto nodded his head eagerly. More, more, more, and more, was all that ran through his mind.

"Uhuh, hell yes" He managed through his fogged mind and then gasped once more. "Oh My, yes, come on Kyuu" Both were deep in the act, overriding every pleasure. Then they climaxed, Kyuubi inside on Naruto and Naruto over them. They sighed in contentment and had a moments rest before a horrible screech reached their ears before they even had any time to cuddle or go for a second round with each other.

"OH MY FUCKING DAMN!" They shot out of bed.

"That sounded like Kisame in distress" Naruto nodded, both hastily got dressed and ran for the stairs. Their clothing messy and hairs in disarray but it did not matter, what if they were being attacked. Kisame never yelled like that unless it was something big that was happening. Something incredibly big and out of this world.

"Did you hear that?" Deidara asked as they met both brother's halfway. Both Uzumaki brothers nodded and ran outside with Deidara and Sasori behind them, also worried about what might had happened.

"WHA-WHA! OH MY GAWD!" They gasped, and watched as Konan and Pein stood up to go look, and see what was going on. The door was locked and Konan struggled a bit with the door before throwing it open and Pein grabbing her hand to steady her. They stood by the door for some time before stepping out into the deck. Once they made it out, Itachi and Sasuke were there pocking the shark with Pein and Konan staring at them confused and they had started 'He fainted'. Then they looked towards them.

'Oops' Both Uchiha's thought. But of course, that thought was kept away from the other's around them and only they heard it.

"What happened?" They all demanded at the same time, Pein and Konan turned to look at them and shrugged, then they turned towards the Uchiha twins.

"Nothing" Itachi said.

"Kisame is just so annoying" Sasuke stated out with an annoyed look on his face. When was the shark going to pull himself together? The phone rang then as well as Kisame shot up and answered it without missing a beat. It startled the two Uchiha's who were just about thinking to shop the shark into pieces.

"Hello" they all sweat dropped. It had been nothing after all. Sasuke and Itachi stood up straight and shared a look with each other, before looking back down at the shark that still had blood on his face, coming down from his nose and was listening to the person on the other end of the phone.

"Man and he gave us a scare, un" Deidara said with a pout and crossing his arms.

"For a moment there I thought you guys had finally killed him," Naruto sighed in relief as well. Deidara began to giggle, and Sasori rolled his eyes.

"They should have" Kyuubi maliciously added, he wanted to see something dead.

"You guys look disgusting and like a mess," Sasuke said as he glared up at them. The others blushed and Sasuke arched an eyebrow, slightly confused as to why they blushed instead of insulting him, since he wanted a change of topic. That was when Itachi decided to tell Sasuke mentally why they looked like that and Sasuke narrowed his eyes even more, since to him it was unfair that they got to be with each other and Itachi and he were still hiding. Both of them shook their heads and sighed. They had been so close to actually tearing each other's clothes off and getting relief themselves, but now that was going to prove impossible.

The best bet was when they left on their vacation and finally they would have some free time. They all looked down when Kisame finally spoke to the other party on the line.

"That's alright baby, but this is the end of us, I found something else to entertain myself with for this weekend… awww, don't be mad, Still love you, yes, whatever, ciao." Kisame at this point turned off the phone and turned with wide eyes to the Uchiha brothers who had suddenly become to gods of sex, a wonton look came over his face "Do it again!" he eagerly said. "I've walked in on so many, but you both take the cake, that was so hot I've never seen something so hot that it practically screams forbidden sin and yet so right! Not even with the Uzumaki's" Now everyone was confused, as they saw the lust magnified in Kisame's eyes that was directed at the Uchiha twins. Both Sasuke and Itachi's eyes widened, startled and disgusted.

"Go take a cold shower bastard!" Sasuke growled.

"Kisame, you are asking for a dead wish," Itachi also growled out. This confused them all more, as they looked at each other; the Uchihas and back to Kisame.

"What?" They all asked in a confused way. There were almost too many questions and not enough answers.

"Exactly what made him faint again?" Konan asked, as she looked back and forth and then placed a delicate hand over her rounded stomach. Now, she was not the only one confused as they turned to look at the Uchiha brothers suspiciously. Trying to change the subject had not done a thing, especially since Kisame seemed dead set on watching them do more than make out.

"Nothing" Itachi said, "he just suddenly fell and hit his head"

"And apparently lost his mind" Sasuke finished.

"Well" Kisame said, nodding his head in agreement "Nearly, you guys are incredible, no, MORE than incredible, you guys are simply over the top, please, please, allow me to watch you" Kisame practically begged, on his hands and knees to the brothers in front of him.

"Watch them do what un?" Deidara asked, once more confused. Kisame was panting, literally drooling at the front of his shirt, and a horny wonton slut look in his eyes as he stared at the twins. Itachi sighed and crossed his arms, looking at all of them with a bored and blank expression and Sasuke kept a close eye on Kisame who looked like he was about to jump them himself.

"What the hells going on?" Kyuubi asked wanting to get in on the dirt. "What can be so interesting about them? Other than they can seem kind of cruel and could kill us all if they wanted to right at the moment."

"Yes," Kisame purred. "Kill us" But everyone ignored him.

"I don't know" Naruto said, looking up from Kisame who was looking at the Uchiha twins like something exquisitely delicious, to the Uchiha twins having cool blank expressions. There was nothing special about them. 'Can't we just tell them?' Sasuke mentally asked his brother, feeling tired of all this. 'Sure' Itachi responded. After a while, Itachi decided it was time to just spill it.

"Oh come on," Itachi mocked, his arm coming to wrap around Sasuke's shoulders and press him closer to him. Sasuke glanced up at him and turned to look at the others.

"Haven't you figured it out yet?" Sasuke asked a sly smirk on his lips that made them all regret even wondering what had just happened here. Well, except for Kisame who wanted to hear every word, still enough was enough "Itachi's my boyfriend, as I am his"

"WHAT!" Shock.

"Yeah" Kisame said as got up and bucked his hips "Give me some sexy twinUchiahcest!" This made them sweat drop and Itachi and Sasuke want to kill him.

Thank you all for your review and I hope that you are all enjoying the story as it comes to it's end. Well, I'm not sure if I want the next chapter to be the last, but we'll see. See you guys around!