I would like to thank the US, Canada, the Netherlands, Australia, the Philipines, India, and Brazil. That's all the countries that have had someone read at least one word of this story. You guys rock. Thanks to sandydragon for the challenge idea.


Chris opened the card and grinned. "And the last mouse goes to Thornpaw. Well, Mousefur, it's time for you to go to the Dock of Shame to the Boat of Losers."

Mousefur glared at the seven other cats and jumped onto the Boat of Losers.


Dirtplace camera...

Tigerstar Mr. Fluffy Pillows glared at the camera. "That joke is getting old. At the moment, I'm trying to help the show out. I'm convinced Shadow is lurking somewhere."

Shadow "Really, now, I've been following him for 2 hours. You'd think he'd notice by now."


"Good morning campers!" Chris shouted.

"IT'S TIME FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE!" Dovepaw added. Chris glared at her. "What?"

"Ugh...." Sorrelpaw saw Dovepaw and threw up. "Who are you anyway?"

"Hi, third niece or something!" Jayfeather shouted.

"Hi, Jayfeather!" Dovepaw greeted Jayfeather, who's like her third uncle or something. Seriously, it's really weird.

"Someone clean up this hairball," Chris groaned. Dovepaw immediately cleaned up Sorrelpaw's 'mess'. "...Thanks. Anyway, our next challenge is a D-rank mission. You're going to have to find a lost pet. The whole time, you can't complain and you have to put up with the smell of the deadly chocolate cake we can't find. The last cat to complain wins immunity for themselves. Any questions?"

"NO!" a voice shouted from somewhere. It was female and somehow familiar.....?

"1:11!" a different voice added, again from somewhere. This time instead of being female it was male, and also familiar...?

"Okay," Chris shrugged. "Let the quest begin!"


"So, Cloudtail," Firestar began. "You have a grandkit too, huh?"

"Apparently," Cloudtail growled.

Bramblepaw grinned.

"I wouldn't be happy if I were you," Jayfeather growled. "Bramblepaw, your mate is going to do something that both you and I deem unforgivable."

"Nice," Sorrelpaw snorted.

"Concentrate, please...." Graystripe reminded everyone. "Find the pet."

"Why isn't the objective to find the pet instead of not complaining?" Thornpaw asked.

"Because Chris assumes we'll complain," Bramblepaw replied. "After all, this is SO BORING!!!"

"Thornpaw is out," a voice on the loud speaker announced as Thornpaw mysteriously disappeared. "Enjoy the smell of deadly chocolate cake!"

Firestar looked into some leaves that suddenly began rustling. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"


Dirtplace camera...

Shadow? "JIRACHI EVENT IN 13 DAYS!!!!! Oh, and I was SO close to catching Mesprit just now!"


"IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!!" Cloudtail added. "OFFICE PRODUCTS FALLING FROM THE SKY!!!"

"Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on," the voice on the loudspeaker added.

"Curses," Firestar muttered. "It better not be mine."

"It says 'FIRESTARIS2COOL' on it. How does it fit that many letters? Anyway, please turn your lights off," the voice on the loudspeaker finished.

Firestar cringed. "I can do that later."

"Great idea," Cloudtail praised his uncle.

"But don't genius live in lamps?" Thornpaw asked.

"That's GENIES," Graystripe growled.

"What are we looking for?" Sorrelpaw asked.

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS!" Graystripe shouted as he mysteriously disappeared.

"Graystripe has been disqualified," the voice on the loudspeaker announced unnecessarily. "Please continue your search."

"Maybe Poseidon will help us," Cloudtail muttered.

"He's the god of the sea," Sorrelpaw replied. "And besides, the Greek gods don't exist."

"Try telling that to Poseidon," Cloudtail told her. Sorrelpaw replied by swiping a paw at his jaw, claw unsheathed.

"A fight scene," Jayfeather grinned as he grabbed a bag of rocks instead of the popcorn.

"DFGFGDSHDSFHFBB!" Cloudtail shouted, sounding quite a bit like Rico, and bit Sorrelpaw's tail. Sorrelpaw clawed Cloudtail's ear.

"Ow!" both cats exclaimed, and both vanished.

"Yeah, you know," the voice on the loud speaker muttered boredly. "Hurry up, I need some sleep."

"We've only moved like 2 fox lengths...." Firestar muttered.

"It's that bad?" Thornpaw asked.

"Apparently," Firestar mewed.

"HURRY UP!" Ten voices shouted at the same time.

"BAHAHAHA!" Thornpaw moaned. He disappeared.

"He didn't complain," Firestar spoke out loud.

"He did in sheep tongue," the voice on the loud speaker growled. "Quiet, you just won immunity."


Elimination Round...

"I should get some real ninjas to track down the smell of the deadly chocolate cake," Chris commented. "Anyway, I have six mice, there are five of you." He threw four of them at random cats. Thornpaw and Cloudtail were the only two cats without a mouse.

"And the cat with the last mouse is...." Chris began.


There's a kid at my school named Rico. I don't know him at all....

I'm on a Percy Jackson and the Olympions addiction. IGNORE ME!!!

Who noticed the references in here anyway? They're all from the same character, but anyone know who? It's very obvious.