Not yet, my friends. Not yet.
"Sorry, Graystripe, you lost."
"Hey, in the only finished crossover this story is, I won! That's not fair!" Graystripe growled.
"Apparently Shadow knows who the winner is going to be," Chris muttered, taking out a letter. "Oh, it's not going to be you. Too bad. Get off of the island."
Dirtplace camera...
Shadow "Not yet, but very soon. Don't worry, I promise you, it will happen. But we already decided to vote Graystripe off. It can't be helped."
Tigerstar Tigerstar ran in immediately after Shadow left. "Wait! Who's going to win!"
Chris "I've heard rumors that Shadow and Mr. Fluffy Pillows are lurking somewhere."
Firestar "And exactly WHAT proof do you have that I started those rumors? NONE, that's what! So STOP IMPLYING THAT IT WAS ME!"
"WAKE UP!" Dovepaw shouted.
"Today's challenge is brought to you by-" Chris began as a note floated down. "Okay, someone stole the script. WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YES, WE KNOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT sandydragon! SHUT UP!' ? There's nothing wrong with helpful people!"
"But there's something wrong with you," Sorrelpaw muttered.
"Anyway, you're fighting a monster. Last person to not get hit wins immunity. Any questions?"
"Are the rumors true that Shadow may come back later?" Firestar asked.
"Well, I don't know. At the moment she feels sick, though somehow she doesn't have a fever," Chris replied. "Fortunately her arm should be good enough for her to come back next season, if there is one. Even if her arm isn't any better yet, rumor has it she's seeing a doctor tomorrow."
Firestar let out a wordless moan.
"Hey, she's been having Penguins of Madagascar dreams for two days. She's NOT coming back this season," Chris replied. "Anyway, let's get this show on the road! Oh, one last thing, I gave Shadow and Dovepaw the privilege of picking the monster together."
Jayfeather groaned. "Thanks a lot."
Dirtplace camera...
Shadow + Dovepaw arguing "We are NOT using Dr. Blowhole!" Dovepaw spat.
"...Please?" Shadow asked. "I'm telling you, it's either that, a wolf, or a Naruto character."
"I'm telling YOU, we need to use a Pokemon or a Yugioh monster!" Dovepaw argued.
"...Compromise: The creepy shadow thing from the first Kingdom Hearts game," Shadow suggested.
"Fine," Dovepaw growled. "But you owe me."
"Oh, don't worry. You'll get your payment," Shadow replied as she wrote a note that read 'IOU one favor' and vanished.
"Well, the monster has arrived," Chris announced.
"I don't see anything," Cloudtail muttered.
"Too bad," Chris told him. "It's right in front of you. BEGIN!"
As soon as the words left Chris's mouth, a shadow...thing appeared.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN IS THAT?" Sorrelpaw shrieked.
"Oh, just the first boss you fight in Kingdom Hearts with the keyblade: that monster thingy," Dovepaw replied. "You know, that weird shadow."
"That game gives me nightmares," Bramblepaw muttered. "And that was before I started PLAYING it!"
As these words left his mouth, the shadow thing smacked Bramblepaw.
"HATE IT IN EEYAH! HATE IT! HATE IT! IS UNPLEASANT!" Bramblepaw half yowled half growled. Everyone stared at him. "Hey, if you type in 'Eeyah ha ha ha' into Bablefish, translate it to Japanese, then translate it back, that's what it says!"
Suddenly, Bramblepaw's eyes turned completely black. "Now that your friend has lost, he is evil. Say goodbye!"
"Wait, if we get smacked, that thing uses MIND CONTROL on us?" Soorelpaw shrieked.
"Didn't know that," Dovepaw replied. "I mean, come on, when you fight it in the game it takes forever to find a weak spot, but you're the only person there."
"But it hits you, right?" Mousefur added. "So then YOU would get effected by its mind control!"
"Actually, it's something new it developed while waiting for its next appearance that's never going to happen," Chris told them.
During all this, Sorrelpaw and Mousefur got smacked.
"I grow more powerful from your distractions," the shadow laughed.
"Okay," Firestar mewed to Jayfeather and Cloudtail. "Cloudtail, go in that direction. I go in the other direction. And Jayfeather...try not to get hit, okay?"
"No," Jayfeather growled as he ran to the shadow, trying to hit it. He utterly missed and the shadow smacked him in the tail.
"Fools," the shadow hissed. "FOOLS!"
"Okay, ready?" Firestar asked Cloudtail.
"Ready," Cloudtail mewed.
Firestar and Cloudtail ran in opposite directions to the shadow. The shadow shook its head sadly and hit them both at the same time.
"Well...."Chris shrugged. "No immunity, I suppose. I'll see you all around.....1 AM for elimination."
Elimination...
"The sad thing was we had to wait 12 hours for this," Bramblepaw muttered.
"I think I'm mentally disturbed," Mousefur muttered.
"Wait, the mind controlled cats didn't do anything after they lost," Firestar growled. "What's up with that?"
"Who cares, let's get on with it," Chris announced. "Mouse to Firestar."
"Yay," Firestar muttered.
"Cloudtail."
"I hate the hot seat. It's so....warm," Cloudtail muttered as he caught his mouse.
"Mouse to Bramblepaw."
"Hey, Firestar, aren't you EVER going to train me here?" Bramblepaw asked.
"No," Firestar told him. "Other things.....are more important here." After the last word was spoken, he glared at Cloudtail.
"What?" Cloudtail asked.
"An elephant never forgets. Neither does a cat out for revenge. Or a cat that's owed a favor."
"Mousefur," Chris broke in.
"I was worried," Mousefur sighed.
"One mouse, two campers," Chris stared at Sorrelpaw, then Jayfeather. "And the loser is..."
Don't judge me, Dr. Blowhole is an awesome villain! Besides, I ran out of ideas. Though I should have just used the wolf. Oh well.
I had a debate over who to kick out. I was originally going to kick out someone that got a mouse, but then I gave him a mouse. So now it's either the cat that didn't follow orders or the cat that freaked out that's getting kicked out.
And don't worry about Firestar: An elephant never forgets. Which means I'm not an elephant.