If you're wondering why I suddenly put Tigerstar on the poll, that's because anyone currently on the island (besides Dovepaw, Chris, and Shadow) can win.
Ding ding ding! We have a winner! And....it's not our good friend Cloudtail, I'm afraid.
"I'm afraid this next mouse goes to Bramblepaw. Cloudtail, you've lost."
"Firestar?" Cloudtail asked, letting out another unvoluntary maniacal laugh.
"I haven't forgotten Cloudtail," Firestar growled. "I haven't forgotten. Besides, your juggling act was worse than Tigerstar out of character."
Tigerstar ran in front of Firestar, this time painted blue. "Don't I look PRETTY???"
"GAH!" Firestar yowled just before fainting.
Dirtplace camera...
Shadow "Can you believe this? They're using NARUTO instead of me in the next challenge! NARUTO!! He may be a prankster, but hey, I can learn, can't I? Oh well. I guess I'm off to find the Ruby and the Saphire in Pokemon Leafgreen. Did I mention that in two months I'm getting Pokemon Soul Silver, a Lugia figurine, and a Poke walker for my birthday? My mom reserved it for me when we went and bought Leafgreen yesterday!"
Tigerstar "Can't you say these things somewhere OTHER than the Dirtplace camera? It's annoying and has nothing to do with the plot.
"Is he conscious?" Chris asked Dovepaw, who was staring at Firestar.
Dovepaw took out a random cell phone and played a really annoying ring tone in Firestar's ear.
"EEK!" Firestar shouted, waking up.
"Yup." Dovepaw grinned. "WAKE UP EVERYONE!"
"That was in my EAR!" Firestar spat.
"Good morning! Today's challenge is from the usual. Don't you love helpful people? Anyway, we're having a prank war*! You're back on your original teams for this one: Sorrelpaw with Mousefur and Firestar with Bramblepaw. However, we're going to have a third team with three 'volunteers'."
Dovepaw picked up a notecard. "That's me, Mr. Fluffy Pillows-"
Dirtplace camera...
Tigerstar "The name's TIGERSTAR!"
"and....who in the name of StarClan is Naruto?" Dovepaw asked.
"PRANK WAR NO JUTSU!" Naruto shouted, appearing out of nowhere. Tigerstar also appeared out of nowhere.
"Oh. HIM." Dovepaw rolled her eyes and whispered to Chris, "I hate him. WHY are we working together?"
"Because I said so," Chris told her. "Anyway, you have three hours to choose a base and a strategy. Good luck!"
"Why do we need a base?" Tigerstar asked.
"What are you going to do with your prank weapons?" Chris asked.
"I don't know, carry them around?" Firestar suggested.
"Fine. Take these paper bags and figure out a strategy." Chris threw three paper bags at Firestar, Mousefur, and Dovepaw**. "Your three hours start now."
Dirtplace camera...
Team NA: Firestar + Bramblepaw "Okay, we're going to run around like idiots and throw random stuff at people. Then we're going to rip Naruto's jumpsuit off. Any questions?" Firestar told Bramblepaw.
"Uhh...." Bramblepaw trailed off, looking like he was scarred for life.
Team A: Mousefur + Sorrelpaw "We're going to run around in some trees and drops water balloons on people. Then we're going to shave Firestar, Bramblepaw, and Tigerstar. Any questions?" Mousefur told Sorrelpaw.
"Excuse me," Sorrelpaw replied before running into the camera and throwing up.
Unpaid janitor "UGH! THIS STUFF SMELLS HORRIBLE! WHO DID THIS????"
Team N: Dovepaw, Tigerstar, + Naruto "Okay, who's the prank master here?" Dovepaw asked. "It's not me."
"Does unleashing a bunch of dogs on my worst enemies count?" Tigerstar asked.
"No."
"I used to do stupid pranks all the time before I became a ninja! I used to get in so much trouble in school!" Naruto added.
"Okay, you're out of character, but so is everyone else on this show," Dovepaw replied. "You're team captain."
"THAT'S why my talent wasn't original," Tigerstar muttered.
Tobi "Deidara-sempai! Where did you go? I need help finding the three-tail!"
Deidara "I knew following the nine-tail through this portal to escape Tobi was a good idea, un. It's a shame that he found the portal and followed me here, yeah. Wait, where are we anyway, hm?"
Chris "Why is every ninja in the universe suddenly here?"
"And.....begin!" Chris announced.
Team N(stands for Not, don't ask) disappeared. Team A(stands for Awesome, don't ask, you should know) jumped into the trees, and Team NA (stands for Not Awesome, don't ask, again you should know from Chapter 1) began running around like idiots.
Bramblepaw suddenly stopped. "Wait. Where is everyone?"
Firestar smirked and began pelting Bramblepaw with water balloons.
"That's not a prank! This is torture!" Bramblepaw sobbed.
"Firestar, you're hitting your teammate," Chris reminded him.
"Oh, oops." Some weird gas came out of Firestar's ears.
".....What?" Firestar asked. "Oh, Bramblepaw....why are you wet?"
"STUPID POSSESSING THINGS!" Bramblepaw shouted to the sky. "CURSE YOU! AND YOUR SEVII ISLANDS QUEST!!!!"
"Me thinks he's a bit loopy," Firestar muttered.
Meanwhile, with Team N
"Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba, YOU ARE A PIRATE!" Tigerstar sang.
"What is that from, anyway?" Dovepaw asked.
"Who cares, I'm not a pirate," Naruto replied.
"Nice possession jutsu there," Dovepaw told him.
"Thanks. I'm so out of character I can use jutsu I don't have!" Naruto paused. "Wait, do we get points for that?"
"This isn't really a point system," Chris told Naruto, popping out of nowhere. "Anyway, I guess if this is a point system, you get two points."
"Why does everyone on this show pop out of nowhere?" Naruto asked.
"Because we can," Tigerstar replied as Chris disappeared.
Meanwhile, with Team A
Sorrelpaw snickered. "They're right where we want them!"
"Shh!" Mousefur whispered. "HEY, MONSEIUR FLUFFY PILLOWS! I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU!"
"I'm TIGERSTAR!" Tigerstar spat as Mousefur threw water balloons at him.
"Hi, Dovepaw!" Sorrelpaw added, soaking Sorrelpaw with a few water balloons.
"Where did you get these anyway?" Naruto asked.
"In the barrel marked 'water balloons for prank war'," Mousefur replied. "Probably where you got them."
"We didn't get them, Firestar did," Dovepaw protested.
"Sure," Sorrelpaw agreed.
Mousefur and Sorrelpaw exchanged a look. "Denial." Then both she-cats snickered and ran through the trees.
"I think it's jump through the trees," Tigerstar commented.
Dirtplace camera
Deidara "Well, I'm just going to stand here, un."
Deidara + Tobi "Deidara-semai! I found you!" Tobi shouted.
"You're voice sounds weird in the japanese anime, un," Deidara commented as he ran away.
Shadow "I'm the only person on this island that's in character. Even Chris isn't totally within his character."
Team NA
Bramblepaw whispered something in Firestar's ear.
Firestar nodded. "Ready..................Aim.............FIRE!"
Both toms threw water balloons into the trees. Mousefur and Sorrelpaw fell out.
"OW, UN!" Mousefur shouted.
"Okay, seriously, we don't need anyone else here obsessed with Deidara." Sorrelpaw rolled her eyes.
"Wait, who here is obsessed with Deidara?" Bramblepaw asked.
"YOUR MOTHER!" Mousefur growled. The two she-cats stood up and grabbed razors.
"Oh, sweet mamma jabba," Firestar whispered.
Team A (this transition is pointless)
Firestar and Bramblepaw stared at Mousefur and Sorrelpaw.
"...HATE IT IN EEYAH! HATE IT! HATE IT! IS UNPLEASANT!" Bramblepaw yowled. The two toms turned around and ran for their lives.
"AFTER THEM!" Mousefur shouted. Mousefur and Sorrelpaw ran and ran and easily caught up to the two toms.
"ACK!" Bramblepaw moaned as he tripped.
Mousefur threw a razor at Firestar, and Sorrelpaw did the same to Bramblepaw. As the razors hit their targets, Firestar and Bramblepaw got shaving cuts on their tails and legs.
".....Okay, we surrender," Firestar moaned.
"Team Not Awesome, I'll be seeing you at the Elimination round," Chris replied.
"What about Team Not?" Mousefur asked.
"Oh, they're just sitting there. The only prank they did was possessing Firestar to attack Bramblepaw. Oh, and they're annoying Naruto, but they can't get eliminated anyway."
Dirtplace camera...
Bramblepaw "I'm with Cloudtail, I HATE the hot seat!"
Shadow "Evil Trainer Tower is evil."
Firestar "Due to my popularity, I can't get eliminated, right? Oh, who am I kidding? I'm not Ash here. I have a pretty good chance of losing."
Shadow "What's with this? 'Poison is just so awful isn't it?'"
Elimination Round of Torture...
"Okay, we had Mousefur, Sorrelpaw, and Dovepaw vote on who should get kicked out," Chris explained, holding out the only mouse. "And the winner is..."
* I'm guessing. Don't eat me. I'm just guessing what it is. I guess that makes it all the more fun....or terrible.
** Firestar, Mousefur, and Dovepaw are the team captains. Because I said so. Then again, I changed Dovepaw to Naruto. Because I said so.
Yeah, we're getting close to the end! I'm considering making a sequel to this, and I already have plenty of ideas. I've actually settled on what the sequel would be if there is one.
Well, thanks Johnny, whoever you are. I didn't delete your save file, so I can get some awesome Pokemon for my Diamond game. But What in the world did you do with your Master Ball and your Suicune? I don't want to catch it all over again!
(Shadow speaks the truth. I am getting Pokemon Soul Silver, a Lugia figurine, and a Pokewalker for my birthday in two months. My mom reserved it, thanks mom!)