Off to do something I've never really experienced first hand. I mean, something besides capturing Mewtwo. That's right, writing about triple dog dares.
HUGE thanks to sandydragon for all the dare ideas and the other five million ideas I've gotten with your help. I appreciate helpful people.

"Firestar," Chris finished, throwing the mouse at Firestar. "Sorry, Bramblepaw, you've lost. Congratulations on making it this far."

"...Don't we all get to-" Bramblepaw began.

Dovepaw glared at him. "If you spoil chapters 18 and 19, I'll ask Shadow to kill you. And she owes me a favor."

Bramblepaw gulped. "I'm....going to leave now." And with that he turned around and fled into the Boat of Losers.

Tigerstar grinned. "DON'T I LOOK PRETTY?"

"Why did you paint yourself white with gray spots?" Bramblepaw asked.

"WAKE UP YOU THREE!" Dovepaw yowled.

"Firestar, Sorrelpaw, and Mousefur. Welcome to the final three. Now the real pressure begins," Chris announced. "Your challenge is a triple dog dare contest. The biggest coward gets kicked off. Any questions?"

Dirtplace camera...

Tigerstar "I'm such a good mind reader! You thought Shadow was going to come here and say something unimportant, didn't you? Well, she's sick, so she won't be back until it's time.

Chris "Wait....Shadow's been here? Why is she still on the island? And what do you mean it's time?"

Unimportant camera man The unimportant camera man punted Tigerstar into the boat of losers. "Take that, kitty!"

"Okay, we're taking this in rounds," Chris told the three cats. "The beginning rounds should be pretty easy and agreeable, but the farther we go the harder they are. First cat to not to a dare gets kicked off. If two cats say no in one round, the cat with the most ridiculous fear gets kicked off."

Tigerstar panted. "I'm....here...."

"Get back on the Boat of Losers! I don't know how you made it back in three seconds, but GET BACK!" Chris shouted.

Tigerstar whimpered and ran to the Boat of Losers.

"Oh, and we're doing this Daring for Amusement style," Chris added. "Until it's your turn for the round, you'll stay here. Dovepaw will give you the dares.

Dovepaw grinned. "Hello, and welcome to the cheap rip-off of Daring for Amusement! We're considering bringing it back to life, but we aren't sure. Anyway, round 1!" Dovepaw hit the magical doorbell, which was covered in cobwebs, and Firestar appeared.

"Well, Firestar, I'm sure you remember this place," Dovepaw greeted him.

"...This was our old studio," Firestar gasped. "It feels like yesterday I was filming it."

"And now you're back for more dares. Firestar, I triple dog dare you to eat this plastic cup." Dovepaw held up a plastic cup.

Firestar flinched. "That's easy and agreeable? Oh, fine, five me that." Firestar ate the entire plastic cup.

"Good job, looks like you're advancing," Dovepaw agreed. She hit the magic doorbell, and Sorrelpaw replaced Firestar.

"Sorrelpaw, I triple dog dare you to put on this hat," Dovepaw mewed, holding up a hat that said 'I HATE YOU ALL! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE???

Sorrelpaw shrugged, grabbed the hat from Dovepaw, and put it on before leaving.

Dovepaw pressed the magic doorbell, and Mousefur replaced Sorrelpaw. "Mousefur, I triple dog dare you to sing the emo song, verse 1 and chorus."

Mousefur sighed. "Dear Diary: Mood- Apathetic. My life is spiralling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert. It stinks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and "Rip Apart My Soul" and of course, "Stabby Rip Stab Stab". And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing. Like that guy from that band can do. Some days, you know...

I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be, You'd be non-conforming too if you looked just like me. I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face, I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs. 'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag, I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a....dummy. 'Cause our dudes look like chicks, and our chicks look like dykes. 'Cause emo is one step below transvestite!"

"Nice," Dovepaw commented, pushing the magic doorbell, and Mousefur disappeared. "Time for Round 2, Goldenflower."

Goldenflower took Dovepaw's place. "Alrighty, who's first? Oh, Firestar." The she-cat pressed on the magic doorbell with her tail and Firestar appeared. "Firestar, I triple dog dare you to...um....sing the Safari Song without looking."

"I can try," Firestar shrugged. "Well, I'm just going to say the lyrics, as I cannot sing. 'We are going on a safari, see the lions from my ferrari, hope we do not get the malari, it's safari time! We are going on a safari, see the lions from my ferrari, hope we do not get the malari, it's safari time!' Uhhh...... 'Many nice surprises are waiting in the jungle. Kitty, oh kitty, we're going on safari! See all the goats, and the lions and the monkeys! And if you don't come, I'll go there anyway! We are going on a safari, see the lions from my ferrari, hope we do not get the malari, it's safari time. We are going on a safari, see the lions from my ferrari, hope we do not get the malari, it's safari time!'"

"You didn't sing the whole thing and you botched up the lyrics, but whatever, next!" Goldenflower pressed the magic doorbell, and Sorrelpaw appeared. "I triple dog dare you to read an entire History text book."

Sorrelpaw picked up the first History text book every made, which we assume is not very long, and read it in five minutes. "Done!"

Mousefur's Round 2 dare was to do this really crazy dance, which she did.

Many Rounds later.....

"Round 89," Dovepaw yawned. "My turn for the third time." Dovepaw hit the magic doorbell. "Firestar, I triple dog dare you to go through the entire battle with BloodClan by yourself."

Firestar nodded and disappeared to do so. Two seconds later, he appeared in a gray poof of smoke. "Wow, I just died."

"Nice." Dovepaw hit the magic doorbell and Sorrelpaw appeared. "Sorrelpaw, I triple dog dare you to cosplay as Tigerstar out of character."

Sorrelpaw ran off screen for a few minutes, then appeared as Tigerstar covered in green paint. "Don't I look PRETTY???"

"That's nice," Dovepaw muttered, and hit the magic doorbell. Sorrelpaw ran back on screen with some paint on her tail. "Is this right?"

"..." Dovepaw blinked. "Oh, that was Tigerstar. Nevermind, go ahead."

"I look pretty, don't I?" Sorrelpaw mewed.

"Sure," Dovepaw growled, and hit the magic doorbell. Mousefur appeared. "Mousefur, I triple dog dare you to kill Longtail."

"....Huh? NO!" Mousefur spat.

Chris magically appeared. "Sorry, Mousefur, but you've been kicked off.

"Good ridance," Mousefur hissed. "I'm not taking part in a show that kills cats." The she-cat stalked over to the Boat of Losers.

"And it looks like the finals are next!" Chris added. "Firestar and Sorrelpaw are putting up a good fight, but only one cat can win. Who will? Find out next time on Total.....Island....DRAMA!"

I looked up the Total Drama Island episode list, and for the semi-finals, which was basically this, they also used triple dog dares. Hmmm?
Anyway, I can't guarantee the next chapter, or the last chapter, will be up this week. School starts up tomorrow. Bleck.

Oh, yes, I am sick. Yippe do. I'm updating the poll before logging out too.