Pssst, PLEASE DON'T TELL MY DAD! Well, most people don't know my dad in real life, but if you tell my daad what I'm about to tell you....just don't. It WON'T be pretty.....for a couple of people that might include me. Anyway, my dad asked my wonderful brother who's home for the week to delete something called Kubuntu from this computer because it was only using space and my dad wants to get the dang sound on this thing fixed...apparently. Anyway, my brother accidentally messed something up, so I lost a bunch of stuff, and now this computer is a HUGE pile of......the brown stuff in your toilet. You know, it ends in p and starts with c? So, well, my brother's helped me fixed it (sorta) but now I have to turn a new leaf with the computer. Unfortunately, I can no longer play video games on this cursed thing.
Sniff.....I don't even know about comics.....
On a happier note, welcome to the second to last chapter! This might take awhile since my computer will probably mess up every five seconds.....gr. Umm.....go read the chapter before I begin ranting on what a piece of the brown stuff in the toilet that starts with c and ends with p this computer is.

"Hello, and welcome to Total Island Drama, the show that has a poll that has 14 unique voters and no votes! It's the final episode. No butts. FINAL episode. I don't care what Shadow says, her computer is a piece of that brown stuff in the Dirtplace. NO EXCEPTIONS, this is the last episode of the season. SEASON. FINALE. NO DISCUSSION!" Dovepaw announced.

"Thanks," Chris shrugged. "Our finalists are Firestar and Sorrelpaw. According to our poll, no one is going to win that has already been voted off. Lovely. Today's challenge is specially brought to you by sandydragon, which is much appreciated because...nevermind."

"STUPID WATCH! STUPID COMPUTER! STOP ANNOYING ME BEFORE I RANT AT YOU!!!!" a voice shouted.

"Shhhhhhhhh!" another voice told the first voice.

"Okay.......today we have a Pokemon challenge. But it's a long one. First, you have to get on Facebook and somehow find out how many Pokemon Shadow has on that one Pokemon application with trading, NOT Pokemon Adventure! Next you must get on Shadow's pile of stuff in the dirtplace computer and see how long you can play Pokemon FireRed until the computer goes to a black screen and doesn't return to whatever you're doing. Last, you must catch a Phanphy. First to do all three tasks win bragging rights, but the contestants that were voted off will pick who loses. On your mark...get set...GO!" Chris added.

Sorrelpaw and Firestar each ran to a computer that randomly appeared. After a little bit, Sorrelpaw looked up.

"The information is sadly not available, though, oh yeah, 15!" Sorrelpaw corrected herself.

"What she said," Firestar muttered.

Both cats ran to Shadow's computer which, as stated MANY MANY TIMES, is a piece of the stuff in the dirtplace. And that's not the camera equipment. After 10 minutes, Sorrelpaw, who had played Pokemon FireRed long enough to beat the first gym leader and go into Mt. Moon, restarted the computer, which had messed up. 16 minutes later, Firestar did the same, and somehow he had only just delivered Oak's Parcel. Confused much.

Sorrelpaw picked up two Pokeballs, one containing a level 3 Rattata, and the other being empty. Firestar grabbed a Pokeball with a level 12 Butterfree and an empty Pokeball, and both went off to find a Phanphy.

Sorrelpaw found a Rainbow Pass and took a ferry to Seven Island. Firestar wandered into Victory Road.

Those of you who have been in both places now EXACTLY what I mean when I say Firestar just screwed up worse than Shadow's computer is right now. Sorrelpaw, however, made a very smart decision. We words applaud for her.

Ahem. About 20 minutes later, Sorrelpaw cheered, holding up a Poke Ball with a Phanphy in it.

"Congratulations!" Chris clapped as Firestar appeared, looking extremely scared. (He had been running from a wild Machoke, but that's another story for never.) "Sorrelpaw wins bragging rights, but who gets voted off? And our contestants that lost already vote.....NOW!"

The other 14 cats that had participated in the story, including the almost forgotten Sandstorm (apologies), grabbed a remote and began staring at it. After awhile, they ditched the remotes for pieces of paper and a ballot box. They all grinned as they wrote something down and each submitted their choice into the ballot box.

Dirtplace camera...

Shadow "Miss me? The anticipation of this event is SO MUCH! I cannot WAIT for Dovepaw's announcement to backfire in no onebut Chris's face!!!"

Firestar "My chances of winning are in the dirtplace. Underground with Hades."

Hades "I'm afraid that in these stories of yours, Spottedpaw13, I do NOT exist. Why mention me?"

Because I read too much of The Last Olympian right now. A shame the series ended.

Dovepaw "I think I actually managed to convince Chris that I'm NOT conspiring with Shadow. Which I am."

Elimination....

Chris groaned. "This was short and non-satisfying. I suppose this is the best one can do under short notice, Shadow."

Shadow came out of the bushes. "You caught me."

"And now for Dovepaw to announce the results," Chris announced.

Dovepaw took all the votes out of the ballot box and put them in a pile after reading each one. "The result was unanimous."

Sorrelpaw and Firestar began shivering with fear.

"Today's loser.....is Chris."

Millions of miles away, in the Den of Moon, Cinderpaw awoke to hear extremely loud cheering from Earth. "Looks like Shadow's plot worked. Woohoo." And with that, the evil founder of the Evil Laugh Council fell asleep.

"What?" Chris asked. "They can't vote me off!"

"They just did." Dovepaw showed him all of the votes. "I'm afraid we need a new host. My lady?"

"Of course." Shadow nodded. "Chris, it's time for you to walk the Dock of Shame to the Boat of Losers." When Chris didn't move, Shadow dragged him into the Boat, leaving as the Boat left the Dock. "Well, folks, you heard it here first. I, Shadow, the NEW host of Total Island Drama, invite you to wait for the REAL last episode. Dovepaw, would you do the honors?"

"Of course, my lady," Dovepaw bowed her head, then straightened back up again. "Who will win the prize, one thousand mouse tails? Will it be Firestar, the leader of ThunderClan? Or maybe Sorrelpaw, the apprentice of the first cat to lose? Come back next episode for the finals on Total......Island.........DRAMA!"

Special thanks goes to:
libithewolf for supporting it the whole way and coming up with the show name, as well as the show name for the sequel. You truly are the best cousin ever, and DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFFERENT!
sandydragon for helping me with SO MANY challenges. I like helpful people. They're.......helpful. Keep up the good work!
Laterose13 for reviewing, which somehow convinced me that this story is a pile of that stuff in the bottom of the toilet, AND the Dirtplace. SpottedFlame for reviewing
ANOMONOUS for reviewing and helping me with a challenge idea.
Jessica/Autumnleaf for reviewing, helping me with a challenge idea, and correcting me on your name. Thanks!
mistfur for reviewing
And DeathlyDazed for reviewing.

Special thanks to libithewolf, StarVix, Monsy 38, knockknocktimerico, and Blouper for inpiration! Only one of you is probably going to see this, but thanks all the same!

And now to get away from all the thanking stuff. I planned this LONG LONG AGO, as you may have noticed. You just didn't know WHAT I was planning, as long as you aren't libithewolf. And if you're not libithewolf, I am wondering who you think will win. And that's true, on the poll, no one has voted since I modified it, so there's 14 unique voters for no votes at all. Seriously, who's going to win guys? Tigerstar, Sorrelpaw, or Firestar?

Level 12 Butterfree eats your soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Level 12 Butterfree has to wait until I get a new computer.....someday.