BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, I'm a bit hyper today. So hyper I'm dealing with this evil computer long enough for the last chapter to come out. And soon afterwards, I'll have a sequel that I need ideas for......Curse you mind and your changing!
Whoa, what just happened? I'm quite scared.
Anywho, as long as this stupid c-p computer doesn't mess up badly, I present, brought to you by the Computer of C-p, THE TRUE FINALS!
P.S. If Spottedpaw's appearance surprises you, I want Shadow to be sane. So my hyperness is inside Spottedpaw instead. Jirachi!

"Alright, I think it's time to wake them up," Dovepaw told Shadow.

Dirtplace camera...

Spottedpaw "HAHAHA! JIRACHI EVENT! You probably guessed my Pokemon would be Magmar! Charmeleon, WARTORTLE! Pikachu, the horn! Game Over Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! You are dead! Dead! Dead!"

Cinderpaw "Excuse her. She's a bit hyper because Thistlefang HAD to show her those Youtube videos....and because of the Jirachi event, which Shadow is participating in today."

Tigerstar "I'm going to win!"

Firestar "Yeah, I'm going to lose. Probably. See you in season two."

Shadow "There's going to be a new Camp HalfBlood series? YAY! Now I MUST watch the movie with my friend!"

"WAKE UP!" Shadow announced. "Firestar, Sorrelpaw, welcome to the real finals. To avoid further delay, there will be no voting. If you loose, you're done. Alright, Dovepaw will explain the challenge, brought to you by the Computer of C-p and sandydragon."

"And Shadow's mind...." Firestar muttered.

"Ahem!" Dovepaw cleared her throat. "Ahem! Ahem! AH! My throat is messed up! Anyway, welcome to the finals...again. First, you will name Shadow's Haunter's level on her Leafgreen name. Next, you must announce how long the Jirachi event is. And you must end by distracting Cerberus in the Underworld, which is in California, so that you can thank Hades personally for helping to save Olympus. Any questions?"

"Okay, why is Hades in this?" Sorrelpaw asked.

"Nico is my second favorite character," Shadow replied.

"What in the name of StarClan is a Jirachi?" Firestar asked. "And will Tigerstar appear at some point?"

"Yes and yes." Shadow grinned.

Dirtplace camera.....

Cinderpaw + Spottedpaw "You thought you were hot, guess what, You're NOT! You are dead! Dead! Dead!" Spottedpaw sang.

Cinderpaw groaned and dragged her away. "You're interfering with the almighty plot. Just wait until the new television show has it's first episode, okay?"

Spottedpaw grinned. "Charmeleon! WARTORTLE! Charmeleon! WARTORTLE!"

"Begin!" Dovepaw yowled.

"Shadow's Haunter's level is 58," Sorrelpaw responded.

"No, it's clearly 89!" Firestar replied.

"DUH, it's 12!!!!" Tigerstar growled, appearing out of nowhere.

"Oh, great. Just what we need. Some cat that's out of character," Firestar hissed.

"Guess again," Shadow muttered. "You're either overrating or underrating my Haunter."

"Charmeleon?" Tigerstar asked.

"WARTORTLE!" Firestar added.

Sorrelpaw rolled her eyes. "60."

"60...?"

"60, I guess."

"Correct." Shadow nodded. "Haunter is level 60, and must be trained to level 60ish. Now for part two."

"Start!" Dovepaw shouted.

"The Jirachi event lasts from.....February 27th to March....6th?" Sorrelpaw asked.

"You are dead!" Tigerstar muttered.

"Dead! Dead!" Firestar asked.

"Can we try here, please?" Shadow asked.

"Fine, February 27th to March 16th," Tigerstar retorted.

"How is that a retort?" Firestar asked. "February 28th to March 11th."

"All are very close," Dovepaw commented.

"Hmmm..." Sorrelpaw's eyes lit up.

"February 27th to March 16th!" all three cats yowled at the same time.

Shadow giggled. "Such coordination for something that is so very wrong. The Jirachi event is exceptional. You just didn't get it."

"Enough references!" Firestar spat. "I'll answer for us all: February 27th to March 11th."

"When did this become a quiz show?" Dovepaw asked.

"It never did," Shadow replied grimly. "Now for the three of you to enter the realm of Hades."

"Why are we in Los Angeles?" Tigerstar asked.

"Because the computer just registered that you spoke a bunch of static," Shadow replied. "Now find the realm of Hades!"

Sorrelpaw turned on a random computer.

"Well, this is embarrassing," the computer admitted. "Firefox is having trouble recovering your windows and tabs. This is usually caused by a recently opened web page."

"I bookmarked that page because it's quite amusing," Shadow admitted. "But get off of the Computer of C-p!"

"Can we please just say the word crap?" Tigerstar asked.

"No," Shadow growled, suddenly turning into a yellow cat with green eyes. Spottedpaw13. "You cannot. I forbid it. NOW GO!"

"You had a dream where you were Percy Jackson and Hades let you breathe underwater, and a bunch of random halfbloods were having a Volleyball tournament and you made it to the finals, but you had teams, and a bunch of random halfbloods were on your team, and you asked if any of them had the power to throw up or something, and this creepy little girl said she had the power to always want to eat french fries, and then you asked her if she was going to throw up and she said no while she grinned creepily and her eyes went all weird," Dovepaw pointed out. "That was two days ago."

Spottedpaw13 rolled her eyes. "Thanks for the reminder."

"I found it!" Tigerstar announced. The three cats went underground.

Spottedpaw13 turned to Breezepelt. "Can you do me a second favor and record under there?"

Breezepelt nodded and ran after them, holding a camera.

In the realm of Hades.....(Yes, we know he doesn't exist. Hey, we're not Greek! STOP CALLING US WORDS GREEK! WE'RE CHRISTIANS!)

"So, according to Percy Jackson and the Olympians, the Greek god system thingy is correct, and all other religions are wrong?" Firestar asked.

Breezepelt muttered something about stupid cats and their stupid religions.

"I guess so." Sorrelpaw shrugged.

"That means OUR religions is wrong!" Tigerstar gasped.

"You don't have a religion," Firestar pointed out.

"That's where you're wrong, kittypet! I worship MYSELF!" Tigerstar growled.

"Watch out, Bucky Katt is on the loose," Breezepelt commented.

"Let's go find Hades, okay?" Sorrelpaw asked.

Suddenly, they found Cerberus. For some reason, he wasn't near those lines with the dead people and stuff. He was just in the middle of nowhere. We words suppose that the lines of the dead were very short that day.

"Okay, how do we distract him?" Firestar asked. "Anyone have a bone?"

Sorrelpaw and Tigerstar shook their heads.

"Alright, come on, Sorrelpaw. Distract him, Tigerstar."

Tigerstar glanced nervously at Cerberus. "Shouldn't someone help me or something?" He looked at the other three cats that were there, but they had gone. "Fishpaste."

Dirtplace camera....

Spottedpaw13 "Sorry for the inconvenience, but the Computer of C-p messed up. Please wait while it reboots."

After the computer of C-p reboots, we return to Hades' domain...

Firestar flinched as some Furies approached. "Umm....those aren't good, right?"

"Distract them! I'll finish!" Sorrelpaw told him.

Firestar nodded and distracted the Furies while Sorrelpaw continued.

Hades' throne, much later after Sorrelpaw wandered around...

Sorrelpaw approached Hades.

"Lord Hades," she mewed, bowing her head.

"Why is there a CAT here?" Hades asked Nico. "Don't tell me you're trying to get a pet. I HATE pets!"

"No, Father," Nico replied. "I don't know why the cat is here, either."

"Whatever." Hades glared at Sorrelpaw. "Speak."

"I just wanted to personally thank you for helping save Mount Olympus," Sorrelpaw mewed. "Without you, it would have fallen."

"Yeah, yeah, you're welcome," Hades muttered. "Anything else?"

"No, Lord Hades," Sorrelpaw replied, bowing her head again before leaving.

Dirtplace camera...

Shadow "Unfortunately, the Computer of C-p had to restart twice. We are sorry for the inconvenience."

Winner's Circle...

"Congratulations, Sorrelpaw! You've won!" Spottedpaw13 announced.

"Shadow, I think this website is messing up your computer," Dovepaw whispered.

Spottedpaw13 shrugged. "On that note, Sorrelpaw wins One Thousand Mouse Tails!" the yellow she-cat handed Sorrelpaw her prize. "And the last seven cats to get voted off, including Sorrelpaw, will be contestants on our next season, Island Total Drama, as well as seven other cats!"

Firestar muttered something about being used.

Tigerstar muttered something about being used.

Breezepelt muttered something about Spottedpaw13 owing him two favors.

Dovepaw applauded. "Until next time! Keep watch for the first episode of Daring for Amusement II as well as Island....Total....DRAMA!!!!"

Dirtplace camera...

Jayfeather "How'd I get here? Oh well, I don't have to worry about this anymore. I just hope no cats think I'm crazier now than they already thought I was."

Hurray! It's done! Ended! No more discussion! Keep watch for the sequel! (And the first episode of Daring for Amusement II, as well as Clan Wars: The Great Clan War. I'll get them out eventually.)
Time for some homework! BOO! Then to Gamestop! YAY!

~Spottedpaw13~