Clink: I'm Baaaack.

Clank: Heeeee's stupiiiid!

Clink: Ok I'm gonna count every time you insult me if it exceeds 10 I'm gonna rocket launch u into the stratosphere!

Clank: Suuuuuure ya will……STUPIDCRAZYMONKEYFACE!

Clink:…that's 3, 7 more to go.

"MMmmmm…" Kale groaned. I could really go for a drink right now. Looking at the ocean for so long makes me thirsty."

Finn fluttered around Kale. "C'mon Kale just two more places we have to visit. The clothing sto-

"BORING!" Kale whined.

"…Or the Ba-

"TO THE BAR!" He pointed and smiled. "everyone knows sexy ladies and drinks are sold at bars.

"Sexy?" Finn asked.

"Oh it's nothing you need to know…for now." He grinned and blushed a the same time.

"To the Bar!"

-One happy march to the bar later!-

"Ok that was the most disturbing walk to a bar I've ever seen." Finn looking like he saw a ghost. "I don't care, no one else saw it…I hope…" He looked both left and right before entering.

He entered as cheerfully and happily as normal. "HELOOOOOoooo.o…o…" he quieted down as his eyes darted towards something. He simply watched in enjoyment while poor Finn fell to the ground shocked.

"Ugh, I can't find it… it's to far under the cabinet. Let's see If…I can…reach…it…" A blond haired girl leaning over the floor her hands reaching under the table. Most notably however her backside extended in the air.

"Are you sure you can't see the card under there? I swore I dropped my credit card under there!" An brown haired bald man looking from the other side down also was leaning down.

"I can't maybe if I look just a little more…" She leaned over even more her brown leather pants straight in the air. It was almost too much for poor Kale to handle his nose began to bleed and started loosing consciousness.

"Part…Sighted…: Blackout Bottoms"…*THUD* he fell backwards onto floor lying dead.

"Ack! Kale! Kale wake up! What, did you have a heart attack!? Why cruel world!?" he sobbed whipping his face. "Wait I'm sure these bar tenders will save him!"

Unfortunately for Finn they still hadn't noticed. "Ok we're goanna have to move it." The bald man started pulling his sleeves.

"Are these people insane!?...I've got no other choice." Finn fluttered to the rack of beer bottles. Trying to pick it up. "Gah…So…Heavy…" he slowly flew towards Kale's unconscious body. "Ok 1…2…3!" he threw the bottle next to Kale's head. Making a loud CRASH, fortunately no glass cut him.

The blond haired girl then looked towards the crash and immediately noticed Kale's body.

"Oh my goodness! Dad! Dad! We need to get this guy to the clinic!"

"Can't it wait? My credit card is still under their." His hand still reaching.

"No dad his face is bleeding! You forgot to clean up the glass he could be really hurt!"

"…But-" he was cut off.

"Fine I'll bring him to the clinic myself." She picked him up having him lean against her. However the way he was leaned made his hand dangle behind her.

His arm starting swinging behind her with every step.

Finn began to panic. "Oh no at this rate his arm will smack into her!" Finn tried to get in the way of his swinging arm. That led to him getting smacked in the face with every step.

"Can't take *SMACK* the pain…*SMACK*"

He then fell to the ground exhausted. Kale's arm then swung closer and closer until…

*SMACK*

"Eep!" Kathy yelped. Her face turning a bright red when she felt the hand smack her backside.

At this Kale woke up. "A what happened!?" Kale's still bloody face looked next to him. "…You're cute…" he smiled.

The girl blushed and frowned. "Y-You can't just say things like that at random! A-And you're hurt we need to get you to the clinic." She seemed flustered.

"Hurt? I'm…" he then could feel his hand touching slightly the girls backside. Eh…Ow…ow…ow…ahowww…yeah you're right must have really hurt myself…" Kale feeling pretty good having a chance to get his hands close to that round firm behind.

"Hey I never caught your name, you're the new rancher right?" The girl asked.

"Well it is Kassey but I prefer Kale, It's my middle name." Kale smiled. "And yours?"

"It's Kathy,"

"It's nice to meet you,(and your butt)" he whispered.

" You to if you want to come see me I'm normally in Luna's shop or at the Bar."

"Lunas shop?"

"Yeah it's the clothing store right next to the bar. Luna's not hard to spot she's got blue hair you can't miss it."

"Blue hair?(sounds like a possible part I'm looking for…)"

"Yeah can't miss it. Now stop talking so we can get you to the clinic." She giggled a little.

Kale smiled before continuing his act. Soon his arm continued to swing until it SMACKED her again, except this time he begn to fall unconscious again.

"Sooo…Perfect….*THUD*"

Clink: I just want to let the audience know I am not the pervert here It's Clank

Clank: So what if I am? I'm only electronically human.

Clink: But think of the children!

Clank: I have 5 children that help me think of these stories.

Clink: What's wrong with you people!?