Dear Miley,
So um…
I'm really, really sorry for everything I ever did to you. You have no reason to apologize. It was my fault. And I'm sorry.
Wow. So, uh, about this Ben…listen…I don't know this guy, but I don't think you should date him. He sounds like a jerk. Sure I never met him but, I, um, have a bad feeling about him. So yeah. Don't date him.
Anyways, I don't really know where to go with this letter. I'm just really sorry. And I want you to know that.
So yeah. Uh. Bye.
Nick