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Chapter 2:The Mud People

The portal had started to open after four hours or six had fallen out of the portal and into a backyard of what seemed like a mansion.

Ron said, "Did anyone catch the liscense plate of the bus that hit me?"

Grover said, "How do you think I feel?"

Anabeth said, "Quiet,I can hear something."

Percy said, "Anabeth,what do you hear?"

Anabeth said, "I can hear.....wings?"with a puzzled look on her face.

Grover said, "Wings....like wing wings?"

Anabeth said, "What do you mean?"

Grover said, "The type of wings that you would hear ."

Anabeth replied and said, "Yes,you are correct.100% correct."

Harry,Ron,and Hermione pulled out thier wands and asked Anabeth where she could hear the wings.

Anabeth said pointing to the bushes in front of her, "I believe that one."

Harry,Ron,and Hermione pointed thier wands at the bush and said, "Come out."

The bushes started to rustle and out popped the biggest fairy that the trio had ever seen.

The fairy said, "My name is Holly...Holly Short."

Hermione asked Holly, "Where are we?"

Holly answered screaming, "YOU ARE AT FOWL MANOR IN IRELAND!!!!"

Ron said, "What are you doing you you have a mental problem or something."

Holly said, "No,I don't think I do."

From behind a tree a big Eurasian man with huge practically screamed had a few weapons of various sizes at his waist.A few bulges which meant he had more weapons.

Then a boy with raven hair and one dark blue eye and one hazel boy was also as pale as can be.

The boy said, "Who are you and why are you here?"

Percy said, "I'm Percy and these are my friends Grover,Anabeth,Harry,Ron,and Hermione.

The boy said, "Why are you telling me your pitiful names?"with an annoyed look on his face.

Percy pulled out his pen and pushed the button and it turned into a sword and said, "Ahhhhhhhhhh."while swinging the sword at the boy.

The big Eurasian man stood in front of him and put his hand on the sword and then he knocked the sword right out of Percy's big Eurasian man put his big fingers around Percy's wrist (if you could call them fingers) and Percy screamed, "Owwwwwwwwwwwwww!".Percy with pain in his voice and said, "Why are you hurting me?"

The big Eurasian man said, "It is my duty to Protect Artemis Fowl Jr."

Ron looked at the boy in disgust and said, "You must be Artemis Fowl Jr."

Artemis said, "Just call me is my bodyguard Butler."

Ron asked Artemis, "Is that his real name?"

Artemis said, "No,I can't tell his real name because it's top secret."

"Why don't you all follow me into my house?"said Artemis.

There was a stone path that everyone followed Artemis backyard had a pool and a hot tub on the they all got to the deck it felt like the entrance to both Camp Half-Blood and Hogwarts.

"This is the most beautiful house I have ever seen." said Hermione.

Anabeth said, "I'm with you there."

One after another they all said, "Me three.", "Me four.", "Me five.", "Me six.".

Artemis said, "Would any of you want anything to drink or eat?"

Ron was the first to said, "May I have some ham and a baked potato on the side,and apple cider as my drink."

Artemis pointed to one of the maids and said, "Fix Mr. Ron what he wanted."

The maid said, "Yes,Mr. Fowl.".The maid went into the kitchen and started preparing the food.

A half hour went by and the maid had said, "Everyone The food is ready."

Artemis said, "Shall We."

Anabeth and Hermione said, "We Shall."with them both blushing.

Anabeth whispered to Hermione and said, "Isn't Artemis hot?"

Hermione replied and said, "Yeah."

Ron stuck his finger into his mouth and said, "Blech".

Percy,Grover,and Harry said, "I'm with you there."

"Now how long will you all be staying?" asked the maid looking at the six.

Percy and Harry at the same time said, "I don't know?"

Then the roof to the mansion ripped off and flew into a portal and Percy said, "Oh,great not this again."