Heyy. Sorry its been so long since I've updated but I had a lot of school work to do. It suks! Lol

Bella: Poor Venom!

Jacob: Yeah look at her. She's studying against her will.

Edward: (Yelling enthusiastically) YOU GO VENOM! WOO!

Bella and Jacob stare at Edward in awe.

Edward: (Concerned) "What?!"

Venom is studying, sitting and reading, and adorably chewing on her pencil.

Venom: (Distracted) Yayy.

Bella, Jacob, and Edward: Awww!

Venom: Anyone know trigonometry?

A wind blows gently in the room, and everyone is gone, except Venom.

Venom grins and chews on her pencil again.

Venom: Thought so.

I was so grateful to see Edward's house when he finally put us down. I never want to be held like that, moving more than 200 miles per hour, ever again. I gasped for air, hands on my knees, and I panted,"Next time I'll walk." Edward grinned at me, and then stopped. I stared at him as he sniffed the air, and landed his eyes on me. He had the same look in his eyes like Embry. He stared at me, his eyes narrowing like a predator, and he stepped forward to me. I stepped back, unconsciously, and prayed that Edward wouldn't hurt me. I can maybe take Embry doing that, but for my imprint to hurt me...that is life shattering. That will destory me. Then he grabbed my pants, and forced me to his chest. "Edward. Please don't hurt me." I whimpered to my imprint, tears lurking in my eyes. Then his hand trailed down my back, to my ass, and he gently rubbed it with his fingers. I unwilling moaned at the touch, and buried my head in his chest. Edward pulled his hand away, and he brought it to his face. I looked up, at his hand, and was horrified to see blood staining it.

"You're bleeding again." He murmured. I watched with wide eyes as Edward brought the bloody hand to his nose, and smelled it. Whoa, that was gross! His eyes started to roll to the back of his head, but I shook him hard.

"Edward. Snap out of it!" I yelled. And he did. He quickly pushed me away, wiped his hand on his jeans, and shouted,"Alice! Get some necessities for Jacob! He's bleeding still!" And then he left. If it wasn't embarrassing enough to have Edward scream that to the heavens, Alice came and took the whole damn cake. She appeared a second later, and leered at me.

"Will you need regular, or heavy?" Alice asked, smiling evilly.

"Regular or heavy what?" I asked, confused.

"Menstrual pads, silly!" She giggled. My face fell, and I wanted to curl into a ball and die. I have to wear pads?! Does the gods hate me or something?!

"Don't worry, Jacob. I never wore one, but I heard they were comfortable. I'll go get some." And with that, Alice left too. And to add on to my embarrassment, I forgot Bella was still here. She looked at me, a evil smile hidden in her features.

"So what's going on? You're having your period?" She asked, putting her hands in her pockets.

"Umm. Yeah. There is something totally wrong with me." I said, wanting to cry. I hugged myself, trying to stay strong. But how can I? I was a freak before, and now I'm a major freak. I'm a monster, capable of creating little monsters, and unleashing them on to the world. Bella stared at me, pity written on her face.

"Here come inside. I'll help you clean up." She took my arm,"You can explain what's going on later." I nodded, sniffling, and followed her into the Cullen's house.

I looked around, amazed by Edward's house. His house was practically a giant window. I could see every tree, and I could smell the fresh forest pine waft into the house. I would love to stay here. "Jake! Don't sit on anything!" Bella yelled at me, and I noticed I was bending down to sit in a pristine white chair. Oops. That would have been a disaster. I could picture it now.

The beautiful, perfect Cullens were all sitting peacefully, until a fight broke out. "I want the chair!" Edward argued.

"I want the chair!" Alice yelled, pulling the bright white chair to herself. Angel light shined on it, dramatically, and then I saw it. A bright, red, bloody stain was on the middle of it.

"How about we all share it?!" Alice smiled crazy. Then the Cullens proceeded to sniff the chair like hungry dogs.

I laughed loudly to that, and Bella looked at me like I've gone insane. "Sorry Bells. I didn't sit on anything." I chuckled. She nodded, a smile on her face, and handed me some of Edward's clothes.

"Here. Take a bath and change in the bathroom." Bella gave me a pointed look, and I smiled at her. I forgot she hated blood. I had the most impulsive urge to sniff the sweet smelling clothes Bella gave me, my imprints scent was all over these priceless clothes. I practically sprinted to the bathroom, and stripped off my pants. Eww. The blood is everywhere. I wiped some off with some toilet paper, and gingerly wiped my....hole with the tissue. That is just wrong and gross, and some other words that I don't feel like saying. How am I going to tell this to my dad?

"Hi dad. I just found out that I have female reproduction organs growing inside me, but I'm a guy. And now once a month I bleed from my butthole, and it doesn't hurt! Except for the cramps, but don't worry, I'll take midol."

I shook my head, laughing at my thoughts. My dad would suggest I go to the hospital and seek out a therapist. I turned the shower on hot, and I rummaged through the cabinets in the bathroom, looking for soap. I found none. Damn those Vampires and their perfect smelling bodies. Then I heard a knock, and the door opened, and closed, in about 2 seconds.

"I brought you the pads and some soap. I know you're going to need both of them." Alice giggled, and I heard her bounce away. I blushed, eyeing the pads, but I grabbed the soap and hopped into the shower. The soap smelled like forest pine. Weird. I scrubbed my body, trying to wash of all the things that happened to me. But no matter what I'll do, I'll always be me. The awkward werewolf that imprinted on a beautiful vampire, and then not even a week later found out he could get pregnant. How fucked up is that? I got out the shower, rubbing myself down with a towel, and rubbing dry my rebellious hair. Then my eyes landed on the pads, and I had another problem I didn't know how to handle. How the hell do I put these things on?

Haha. Poor Jakey gots to figure out where the pad has to go. I will not give him a break! Muhahaha! Lol just kidding. And please people, I have 4 other stories on my profile, check them out! And review!