Disclaimer: South Park is sure as hell not mine! And there are a few hints of sex stuff and puberty stuffs. Kids below 11, click the 'back' button now. I don't want any parents coming to my house saying obscenities to me and then sues me. I already told you I had no money.
Puberty
Chapter 4: Oh, shit… who created self-destruction?
Butters' POV
Uh oh! Kyle and that new kid that Kyle knows so well are going to kill me! And Stan too! What to do?! I mean it's bad that I'm walking in circles, waiting for the two to come out from the chamber. And Stan is… sexting with Wendy?! The fuck! We're in deep shit and yet he got mood to sexting. And does Wendy even get to use the cellular phone? It's Chemistry period for me and Shop Class for Stan. Wendy is having um… free period I think?
No wonder they're sexting! Anyway, the two guys are still inside. I'm getting worry. "Don't worry" I said to myself. "What's the worst thing that can possibly happen?"
"SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED! T-MINUS 2 MINUTES BEFORE MINIATURE ATOMIC BOMBS EXPLODES!" the lab mother computer said.
Julian's POV
"Did you hear that?" I asked Kyle. "What?" he replied. "Nothing…" I said embarrassed. I mean standing with another guy that I like is already bad. But in a soundproof and almost titanium like chamber. It's worse than having an erection in public.
"Kyle, I want to tell you something…" I said shyly.
"I…"
That's all I manage to blurt out. He looked at me like he knows what I'm going to say next, but pretend not to know. And the moment I wanted to blurt out again, we receive a serious message outside. It's someone banging at the door outside. Translation of the message is: "Help! The lab is going to self-destruct and we can't unlock the chamber! SOS!"
The Real Chapter 3: Accidents do happen, Explosions do happen. What about both accidents and explosions? Chaos.
Kyle's POV
My self-destruct sequence is activated? How? Only a person that walks in a zig-zag patterned in a certain part of the lab will only starts the self-destruct sequence! Now we're doomed! I heard running footsteps. Butters and Stan escaped without us!
I begin to feel strong fatigue and passed out.
Julian's POV
I'm so dead! Literally! I just came to South Park for just less than 4 days and me and Kyle were the next victims of the Grim Reaper! I never knew ingenuity could kill.
Until now. But what's this? Kyle had fallen asleep on my shoulder! And I begin to feel a notion in my heart. Then I had a terrible headache. The pain is terrifying. Unwillingly, I lost conscious before I know what's going on.
Stan's POV
I really didn't know what actually going on until Butters pulled me out saying the lab's exploding in 2 minutes. I was enjoying my time sexting aka sex-texting with Wendy. And because of me, I murdered my best friend and a minor. Shit!
I remembered Kyle talking about titanium chamber is almost strong enough to handle the force of a bomb. Well, let's hope it can withstand miniature atomic bombs this time.
We (me and Butters) arrived at Starks' Pond and calm our nerves there. Then a swim of dark gloomy cold water did the trick.
We went back to the entrance of Kyle's lab, which is near a tree at the back of the school.
A crowd was circling there. They said a bomb was occurred and saw that two boys were unconscious. And sure as hell it's Kyle and Julian.
But they looked taller. In fact they like grown half a foot already. Did I set the lever to max?
Butters was nervous when he see Julian. He thinks that he murdered a minor. And then he thinks it's counted as a hate crime and Asia would have a class action lawsuit against USA and finally cause the World War 3 or something like that.
His imagination is beyond believe. Poor kid never used his imagination to use like writing fan-fictions for example or writing a love-story to be published as a book.
Books, once he published two books and we're like opposing him. And soon, he's so scared of books that he didn't even touch a storybook for two years. I wonder will he ever publish books again?
But the problem that's worse than Butters is Kyle and Julian. Did they survived? And more importantly, did Kyle's experiment work successfully?
Two days later…Kyle's POV
"Doctor? May I see my test results?" I asked. "Sure, but don't take too long he replied." he replied. I checked the entire document and found one thing crucial. My growth has accelerated thrice as much as usual. And I check my measurements. I'm around 4'5 by now.
And I looked at Julian, his coffee-brown eyes looked like it contains limitless sorrow. He's 5' by now, I think.
Thanks to that titanium chamber we manage to survive all 5 mini atomic bombs that can destroy 5 advance villages. But if we survive, we need to confirm that our growth isn't out of control. I mean in just two days. Me and Julian gained a total of 1'5 already. And our appetites is actually enough for 2 meals. And the amount of food with ate today is already devastating.
"Dude, stop looking sad already, look! We achieved our goals. We actually created the growth accelerator, with a minor explosion of course. And I like you." I said and slapped myself mentally for saying the last word.
His eyes met mine and he smiled and blushed and looked embarrassed at the same time. Smiled cause we created history in our lives, Blushed cause of the last sentence and Embarrassed for having a wet dream in hospital, judging by the puddle on the hospital bed.
"How do you know that I like you?" he asked.
Now it's my turn to turn beet red.
I came down my bed and went up to Julian's one. His lips met with mine…
"WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING?!" somebody yelled. It's the doctor! "Um… er…" I'm speechless. And I'm not the only one. The doctor sighed in relief to see that his patients are not even paying a miniscule amount of attention towards us.
"Ever heard of curtains? Next time close the curtains before doing something disturbing. You're lucky this time." He said quietly as to not waking some of his patients.
"Teens. Annoying bastards." He grumbled before leaving.
Julian's POV
Is it me or Americans are not as polite as I thought (no offense)? Thank God we're in a ward that almost all patients are asleep. Or we might be in tomorrow's magazine or newspaper.
"Er… I think you should get off my bed now, Kyle~!" I said playfully. Especially his name.
"No way, dude." And smooched me…
A/N: WHAT MADE ME WROTE THAT?! I know. Kyle Broflovski with another guy who isn't a real South Park citizen? Jesus Christ! And sexting? I learned it from Glee! I love Glee! Season 2's up! I'm downloading the entire season on the next few months. And if you really want to know the entire thing (well not everything literally.) about this OC, which is me, here's the detail.
Julian Teh
(Real) Height: 4'9-5' (somewhere around there.)
(Real) Height: 145-150 cm
Fanfic height: However you like. For me and this story is 4' to 7'/8'
Age: 14
Favorites: I listed it in my profile page
I hate: Eric Cartman (for godsakes)
I'm almost like: Tweek (for the twitching the neck and likes coffee. (I don't drink that much though.) Kyle, (I'm not a Jew. I don't want to disclose my religion though. :P) and Butters (I love rubbing my knuckles!)
Hair: Black and messy.
Eye color: Dark coffee brown
Race: Chinese, Malaysian, Asian.
Personality: Quite a bookworm. Usually reads a book with only one hand. Likes music. Always ready for a counterattack when in an insult battle. (You can always change this. It's up to you if you want to use my OC.)
My comment to this OCI mean, commenting an OC especially when it's almost like me is like using the author itself in a story. If you want to use this OC just review or PM me.
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