"I have to say Bee, that is beyond messed up" Masane said
"Tell me about it" Bumblebee commented "One day there is peace and unison, the next the hall of Laws gets blown up and a new faction is born splitting the Cybertronian race in half!" "You're lucky you only have two factions or races" Masane said hitting something underneath
"Ow! that was my face Masane" Bumblebee said
"Oops sorry" she apologised
"It's okay" Bumblebee said
"So, where is the rest of your team?" Masane asked
"No idea" Bumblebee said "So tell me more about this race"
"The Storm Valley Rally?" Masane asked
"Yeah" Bumblebee answered
"Once a year there is a massive storm that appears and lasts an entire day, so some daredevils" Masane explained
"Or idiots" Bumblebee said
"Decided to see if that can race from one end to the other of the valley where most of the lightning strikes the ground"
"That seems extreme" Bumblebee said
"Yeah, it is isn't it?" Masane asked as she put the tools she used back. "There, all done."
"Thanks" he said happily, shifting his weight side to side "So what car are you taking to this thing?"
"Hopefully you" Masane said smiling
"Say what?" Bumblebee deadpanned.
"This planet is where our forces landed on?" Shatter asked, looking around with an annoyed scowl on her face.
"Yeah; no kidding this place has pathetic technology" Dropkick stated
"Indeed, the signals here are weaker then what we experience on Cybertron" Shatter frowned
"Indeed" Dropkick said as a trio of cars showed up, the two con were instantly on guard against them
"Who are you?" she asked as the three transformed
"Major Shatter, good to see you ma'am" the group's leader said
"Drag Strip, Dead End and Wildrider; I didn't think you three were still online" Shatter said
"Yeah we are, Motormaster is around where somewhere" Drag Strip stated
"But where?" Dropkick asked
"Not sure he's comms went offline"
"Stupid low tech planet!" Shatter griped
"So, where is Lord Megatron?" Dead End asked
"Lost to us, the Autobots bisected our ship" Shatter told them
"How?" Wildrider asked
"They used a fighter to blow up the bridge emitter! Then after the bridge ended we are drifting in space as we speak" Shatter said
"I take it that is why we could get any communications from you guys at all" Wildride said
"Indeed" Shatter said
"So what is our next move?" Dropkick asked.
"Find a way to contact Cybertron" Shatter said
"And start gathering the energon here." Dragstrip said making the other two Decepticons curious about what he had just said.
"there's energon here?" Shatter asked.
"What's Energon?" Masane asked
"Our main fuel source, it powered everything, from our sparks to our weapons, even our planet was charged with it" Bumblebee explained "It was also the reason I'm here"
"What do you mean?" Masane asked curiously
"My world was dying, we fought over everything on our world, including Energon" Bumblebee explained
"You fought for resources, something that happened to our world" Masane muttered
"Did your wars start by someone forcefully trying to change society?" Bumblebee asked
"Several times" Masane said "this Megatron I take it?"
"Yeah, like I said he was a pit fighter who became the tyrant named after one of the worst transformers in history" Bumblebee said
"I see" Masane said
'Maybe I should try and reach the others' Bumblebee thought.
"OVER HERE!" Ironhide shouted as he and two other Autobots discovered the location of Bumblebee's ship, the trio transformed "thank goodness for these Earth Vehicles"
"You think B-127 survived this?" one of them asked
"Tracks, if I know B like I think I do, then he definitely survived this" Ironhide said
"Problem is: where is he?" a female Autobot said
"I'm not sure Arcee, but we will find him" Ironhide said
"He could be anywhere, and with the cons on this planet we need backup" Arcee said
"Don't worry I sent a group of advanced scouts to this planet and two of them are nearby" Ironhide smiled.
"Ooh, what about a swimsuit car wash?" Nerumi asked as she was walking with Masane
"I don't know, the school wouldn't buy that especially since we've notify them of us doing it" Masane told her
"Oh come on the cheerleader squad does it" Nerumi shot back
"That's for a well developed sporting thing while we're dealing with a once a year" Masane told her
"Oh and was is held once a year?' a suave voice said
"Professor Ozpin" the two girls exclaimed
"Entering something are we?" Ozpin asked
"The Storm Valley Rally" Masane said
"Ah, an excellent event. That reminds me the annual charity wash is coming up for that, I mean the cheerleaders and the runners usually do it, but there may be enough to sponsor these two girls. Sound like a plan?" Ozpin asked
"yep" the two girls said smiling
"Excellent, now this will be the first time a team from our school has entered the Storm Valley Rally with its help. So make sure you do epically, good or bad" Ozpin said
"Yes sir" the two cheered before running off, their headmaster smiling.
"Okay you are doing a what?" Bumblebee asked as Masane drove him into the school's car park
"A fundraiser, where some of us are going to wear bikinis and run a car wash" Masane told him
"Okay, quick question" Bumblebee said
"What is it?" Masane asked
"What the frag is a bikini?" Bumblebee asked
"You'll see" Masane said smiling while Kushina and Nerumi were with her "Hey girls"
"Hey" the two shouted back waving
"So what one did you go with?" Kushina asked
"Oh you'll see shortly" Masane chuckled
"I bet it won't be good" Irina said tossing her hair back
"Bite me blondie" Masane snapped
"Easy girl" Nerumi said
"Let's go get changed" Kushina suggested
"Sure we don't want to guys to miss out on this" nerumi said
"let's do this" Masane said as she walked into the room with them
"This is going to be rather interesting" Bumblebee said.
"Not bad" Nerumi said walking out in a neon pink and black bikini while admiring the sight of the different girls in different bikinis, and the amount of guys oogling them
"I'm not sure about this" Kushina said as she walked out in a red tiger striped bikini. Nerumi smirked
"Oh come on girl, flaunt those curves that daddy gave you!" she shouted
"Leave her along Nerumi" Masane said walking out in a simple white bikini
"I know, I know bit look at how cute she is, maybe I dare say a bit spicy" Nerumi chuckled
"NERUMI!" Kushina shouted
"Now now girls, no need to start fighting" Masane said getting in between the two of them
"We know" the pair chuckled.
"Um guys what is Irina wearing?" Kushina asked spotting the blonde
"NO WAY!" the trio said shocked.
"High school girls, high school girls; 1, 2, 3, High School girls all for me" Shigure sang before he was slapped in the head by Minato
"Dude; not cool" the blond frowned
"I know...sorry" Shigure basically whimpered "So you looking forward to seeing her in a bikini?" the craft playboy asked
"Sister dude" inato told him
"I wasn't talking about her" Shigure sang a bit "I meant your beautiful blushing girlfriend"
"Oh Kushina, yeah I am. I wonder which one she picked" Minato muttered
"Something on the skimpier side I hope" Shigure told him
"Dude, keep talking" Minato threatened
"Sorry" Shigure backed off as they finally got there, most of the girls were in bikini of different styles and colours
"We better find out girls" Minato said carefully driving Jiraiya's car looking for their friends when Shigure tapped his arm and signalled Minato as to where Kushina was standing, "Nice" he said pulling over to her
"Hey guys" Kushina happily said
"Hey" the guys said, Minato pecking her cheek
"Where are the other two?" he asked
"Well you see" Kushina said.
"Um guys; what is Irina wearing?" Kushina asked spotting the blonde
"NO WAY!" they exclaimed as they saw Irina simply walking around in her school swimsuit
"How, why, what!" Nerumi said confused
"Okay I know we don't like her but seriously?" Masane asked
"We should help her, because they are not as flattering as what we are" Kushina told them
"Anybody got a spare?" Nerumi asked
"I do, and it should fit her" Masane said walking over to Irina, "Come on you, everyone is feeling sorry for you"
"HEY LET GO!" Irina snarled as she was dragged into the change rooms. "So now what?"
"Remove it!" Masane flatly said
"WHAT!" Irina blushed
"Look, I know we don't like you and you don't like me, but no way am I letting you out of this wearing that!" Masane said pointing to the swimsuit Irina was wearing
"Why?" Irina asked sternly
"Look dude, you're going to stand out and then get singled out, something you probably don't want" Masane explained as she pulled out a lime green bandeau top, matching bottoms and navy mini-shorts "There put those on, and don't blame me if the top doesn't fit!" Masane barked
"Okay, okay" Irina said stripping her school swimsuit off and she started to put the spare one Masane gave her on
"Well?" Masane asked
"It's not bad, and it fits perfectly, but you're bigger cow" Irina said
"You can adjust the size of the top duh brain" Masane snapped "Now come on!"
"And that is what happened before you turned up" Kushina said
"So they're still in there?" Minato asked
"I'm guessing" Kushina said
"Just get out here, we're already behind!" Masane said as the pair walked out
"DAMN!" the two guys said as the saw them
"Close your mouth, a bus may park in it" Masane said
"Oh shut it" Minato blushed
"So, you want dad's car washed?" Masane asked
"You think I wouldn't have brought it otherwise" Minato said.
"So a bikini is a skimpy human covering mostly worn by the femmes" Bumblebee observed "And it seems the 'mechs' are attracted to those who wear them, except those who are siblings" he mused "The others are going to OH WOW!" Bumblebee continued as water was dumped on him as Kushina started to wash him
"Can't have you all messed up after being a long in that forest" she smiled
'Oh wow she seems nice,' Bumblebee smiled
"Ooh the forest beetle, seems like he is enjoying this" Nerumi said as she grabbed a soapy sponge and joined in "Is this just a was or a wash and wax?"
"I think it's normal car wash" Kushina said
"Oh well, we'll get some premium wax later" Nerumi nodded
'oh I wonder what that is like, oh man theses two are turning me into Sunstreaker' Bumblebee mused
"Thanks girls" Masane said as she walked over, and tapping the hood of Bumblebee
"Irina seems to be liking the new look" Nerumi said
"Yeah she is" Masane smiled.
"What are those?" Shatter asked as she viewed the car wash from afar with her team
"Humans" Drag Strip said
"And what are they doing to those machines?" Dropkick asked
"Cleaning them, and the drivers give the washers money" Dead End explained
"Why?" Shatter asked
"Some strange human cust...well shred my spark we got an Autobug down there" Wildrider laughed
"But which one?" Shatter asked
"Who cares!" Dropkick shouted. "It's getting crushed" he chuckled
"Indeed" Shatter chuckled
"That's not good" Bumblebee said as Masane got in the car to work on the interior
"What isn't?" she asked as she wiped the dashboard
"I'm picking up some Decepticons!" Bumblebee said
"Where?" Masane asked nervously
"I'm not sure, but they're close by and I doubt they'll care if you're wearing a bikini or not" Bumblebee stated
"So, what do they want here?" Masane whispered
"I'm not sure, but I can draw them away" Bumblebee said
"Okay sure" Masane nodded. Once she got out Bumblebee made a hologram of her and drove off. "Bee safe" she said.
"Now where are you?" Bumblebee asked as he looked around, not wanting to transform until he got a glimpse at what Decepticons were around.
"It's close by" Dropkick said
"Dropkick?" Bumblebee asked shocked "How the glitch did he get here"
"Dropkick, anything?" Shatter barked
"And Shatter as well great" Bumblebee said
"Drag Strip, Dead End, Wildride secure the area" Shatter ordered when they heard a revving engine
"HEY OVER HER YOU DECEPTICRUDS!" a voice said making the cons looked at him and chased him. Bumblebee shocked transformed and looked out
"Who was that?" he asked
"Bumblebee?" Masane shouted making the Autobot look around
"Not now" the yellow Autobot groaned as the teenager walked over to him and stopped, looking up at him
"What?" Masane asked
"Um hi" Bumblebee waved.
"No way" she gasped.
G'Day Guys Grizz here, so admit it how many of you guys wanted to be apart of that with the trio at he swimsuit car wash huh? You can thank the movie Bring it ON for that idea, what don't look at me like that, we also have our some of the Autobots and Decepticons joining in on the fic, a most random bunch of Cons, with Shatter and Dropkick being from the Bumblebee movie, and the other three being members of the Stunticons, which have shown up here before. The Autobots are the same ones that have been with the series since Legacy of the Lost, except Tracks and that new guy, who I have some ideas to be but you just have to wait and see who it is
So until next time I'll catch you on the flipside