Puberty Chapter 5, a south park fanfic

Disclaimer: South Park is sure as hell not mine! And there are a few hints of sex stuff and puberty stuffs. Kids below 11, click the 'back' button now. I don't want any parents coming to my house saying obscenities to me and then sues me. I already told you I had no money. And lastly this OC does not fully reflects the author even though the OC is the author… Confusing, right? .

A/N: In case you all are wondering what's with the chapters and the real chapters. Then I'll tell you why. The chapter is a prologue for every chapter in this story. The real chapter however is the real and nice part of the story. And why the normal chapter has one extra than the real chapter is because Chapter 1 is an author note (a mess-up one, ready to be/already edited). And also the so-called lousy prologue of the entire story.

P.S.: Don't get confused.

Puberty

Chapter 5: True Confessions, Jai Ho!

Julian's POV

Jai Ho!

That's the first word that Kyle said to me the day we check out of the hospital. And when I was thinking about our plan later, a boy with a red t-shirt with brown buttons and a blue and yellow poof ball hat appears with a mysterious orange parka teen.

"Are you that minor we saw at school three days ago?" the red shirt boy said.

"Well, duh!" I said.

He said I looked different, and I slapped myself mentally. I was 4' foot three days ago and look like 9 and now I was 5'2 looking like 13 year old. (My goal's 5'7 for now…)

"Hey, Julian! Ready to leave this place?" Kyle said then looked mad when he saw the red t-shirt boy.

"Goddamnit Cartman! Get the fuck out of here!" he said. 'Wow,' I thought. 'Kyle looked way hotter than the day before. He's 5'1 now and so hot…' and I snapped away from my imagination.

"Oh, the Jew's angry. You see Julian, all Jews are like that. They get angry by just seeing people like me." Cartman said.

"Shut up, fatboy." Kyle said.

"Don't call me fat, buttfucker!" Cartman counterattacked.

"Then don't belittle my people you fucking fatass!" Kyle counterattacked.

And Kyle wins.

Or so I thought. "You know what? Screw you guys, I'm going home." Cartman said and went out in a huff, just like my dad.

And Stan came and saw the orange parka teen and had eye contact with each other and discuss about some stuff and we're informed to go to Kyle's lab when it's fully repaired and renovated, about 2 days.

And all 4 of us went out and went back to their homes respectively. Of course not without a kiss with the other person. Kyle and I, Stan and Kenny. Surprising that a jock can fall for a guy who is so mysterious.

The next day we met at Stark's Pond. Legend has it that only teens and sensible adults came here. For what? Love… and Risk, since I heard a rumor of seniors can kill people with their vehicle here.

I saw Kyle at the pier and he asked me to hop in the boat.

"Kyle?" I said, nervously since I never went on a boat on a pond.

"Yes?" he said. Waiting for his favorite sentence to come out.

"Jai Ho!" I said. "You are my destiny."

"No," he corrected. "It's you are my one and only destiny, forever."

The Real Chapter 4: Results, anyone? How about combing?

Kyle's POV

Yay! My lab is finally repaired, reconstructed, renovated back into perfect condition. The chemistry section is filled with elements. And the holographic periodic table is working better than ever.

The physics section is back to normal function and the biology section is fine. On the main part of my lab and also its geothermal power is activated.

The only thing is not here is my growth accelerator. The best invention that change me physically. It's replaced with a multi-purpose body scanner.

We were asked to be scanned to make sure there're no errors on anything from the experiment to the explosion.

Nothing unusual with the body. The growth hormones were three times more than normal and still making more. That's what a growth accelerator does.

In fact sometimes I'm glad that Stan hit the max lever, although it exploded the whole lab and released brand new species to the ecosystem, but it's still worth it.

"Ok, now that's everything gone the way as we thought other than the explosion…" I said. I mean someone deliberately set that up. More likely a very smart person since I wrote a code in the wall.

Only selected few knows this code.

Julian, Tweek, Butters, Craig, Stan, and Cartman…

The most suspicious is obviously Cartman in-disguise (since he'll be kicked out with his normal outfit.) and the least are Julian and Butters and Stan. I checked the time of explosion. 3:38 pm. Julian and I would be in the chamber. Butters and Stan already fled. And Cartman is been excused at that time, with no one as an alibi. And Tweek and Craig is um… making out in an alley, with a picture as a proof, hope that picture is safe with them.

And I was wrong. I receive a MMS containing that very picture right after I thought of it. Pah! I hate it when I was wrong.

Julian's POV

Ever wondered how to comb a hair so neat that it shines as if it's been polished? I don't know. I mean I have messy black hair, and I bet my hair is almost like Stan, minus the hat. With the hat only part of the hair is sticking out.

And today I'd been forced to comb my hair neatly and go to a dog's birthday party, at Beverly Hills too. I think dogs are pampered too much there. And they are yappy and noisy too.

I had a book in front of my head. It's title how to comb a hair in different ways. And the page I'm looking at is "Comb to the right and left to make a zig-zag." It's the ONLY one that make me think it's messy and neat to my parents.

So I thought asking Kyle over. The party starts at 3-hours time. Should I or not? I mean if he comes and I can ask him to comb my hair one side and then I comb it in the other direction. But if we get sidetracked then we would be late.

On the other hand, I would just comb to the left and look like a nerd and later at the party just to swipe it off into a messy state.

So I picked Option 2 since I don't want to be late and this baby to be taken away, *patting my computer*.

Parents are annoying at times, don't you think? :)

A/N: I think I was right. I really think it's frustrating to see parents playing Farmville, while they take your computer just because they caught you playing games. Are you in this situation? Secondly, Canteen Day's tomorrow. The day where you can earned money and buy things as if it's a night market. The school will explode with screams and noises tomorrow. If you have a friend at my school, ask him or her to disguise as your brother and visit my school! XD! Today's prologue is the best one I ever made. I mean just listening to Jai Ho (that song's by The Pussycat Dolls) motivated me to write this awesome prologue.

Signing off,

ADL

23-04-10