Puberty Chapter 7, a south park fanfic

Disclaimer: South Park is sure as hell not mine! And there are a few hints of sex stuff and puberty stuffs. Kids below 11, click the 'back' button now. I don't want any parents coming to my house saying obscenities to me and then sues me. I already told you I had no money. And lastly this OC does not fully reflects the author even though the OC is the author… Confusing, right? .

Puberty

Chapter 7: Craig, Julian, KyleJulian's POV

January had finally arrived! My parents away from holiday. Kyle's coming here for a week. Hormones raging. A notion in my heart I felt. Desperate for Kyle to come and spend the last week of winter holiday with me.

There's a knock at door. I opened the door, just to see…

Craig Tucker.

Craig Tucker? I mean he's an American version of me. Black hair, coffee brown eyes. Love his middle finger. 6'5 (still taller than me by half a foot.)

And all of a sudden, I felt the same feeling I felt the first day I saw Kyle. Am I… falling for Craig?

"Can you help me one thing?" he asked. "Sure!" I said. "Tweek's been stalking me like a lot, after I broke up with him. So can I use you as a tool? I mean faking that we like each other when he sees me, okay?" he said. "Yeah, right. As if you will like me…" I said. "Fine! Then this is the real proof that I liked you," he interrupted.

And he kissed me, it was shocking at first, but then it changed to ecstasy. Kissing with Craig is somewhat better than Kyle. He's a better kisser.

Then I heard something dropped. Kyle's outside, the wide open door, with his cellular phone near the front door.

I came near him. He slapped me, hard, very hard.

Kyle's POV

When I was 6, I fell off an escalator at a shopping mall. From the very top to the bottom. First, I felt major shock, then the pain and agony. And now the pain came back, in a different way.

That bastard tried to explain everything. "Don't say a word. I saw the whole thing." I interrupt and left.

But I didn't see the whole thing. I only saw the door wide open and when I was about to enter the front door. I saw them, making out…

I thought he was with Tweek and now with Julian?!

Suddenly, flashes of memories of Julian and me appear. I wanted to lock them up.

When your lover betrayed you, you lost your heart and your emotions.

For me, relationships don't last long. The relationship between Julian and me is the longest one. A month. I felt guilty all of a sudden. Maybe Julian weren't really with Craig? But that kiss? It's real, I'd seen it with my very own eyes. But maybe they purposely did that to dump Tweek?

My mind is flooded with questions, and no one to answer it.

The Real Chapter 6: Craig and Julian, Kyle and Alcohol?

Julian's POV

Oh, shit! What have I done?

I have dumped Kyle for Craig, accidentally. I should push him away when he kissed me. But what made me immobile? Why I didn't push him away?

Am I really falling for him?

I have find Kyle first. Don't want him to do anything stupid.

I went to Stark's Pond and I found him. Ready to walk into the pond.

He saw me, and he walk even faster to the deeper part of the pond, he's trying to drown himself. He's not that dumb, is he?

Then I saw cans of beer near the bench in Stark's Pond. Which finally tell me why he wanted to commit suicide. He is trying to kill himself in a drunken state?

Without hesitating, I jumped into the pond and pull him out of the pond.

I left him drying near at the bench, and he so drunk that he said he's willing to ride a car and kill he.

I slapped him at hard as he slapped me a while ago. "Wake up! Kyle! I can't lose you like this." He vomited at my shirt and closed his eyes.

There's no hope for him to handle this type of problem. And I'm the one who can't handle dragging drunk people back to their homes. So I left Kyle in the cold 10 degrees Celsius January wind.

I went back home, with Craig at the front door. I looked mad. And he tries to calm me down. "Okay, maybe just now was a little…" he said. "I love you." I interrupted. "You actually like me? The world greatest troublemaker? I mean I loved you but about Kyle…"

"Laying on the ground of Stark's Pond drunk. By the time I found him he tried to drown himself…" I said. "And you saved him, I can see that," he interrupted.

"So… where were we at just now?" I asked. "This part!" he said suddenly kisses me like a kid trying to sucker punching me. My stomach is filled with guilt.

I can't believe I dumped Kyle for real now. I would have disappointed him, a lot more than the kiss with Craig earlier on. Thank God he's drunk at Stark's Pond.

Kyle's POV

Ow, my head… Where am I? Am I in heaven? But the sky's blue with snowflakes dropping.

What's my name? Why do I have a vision of a kid with black hair and white coat saved me?

The most important thing is…

Who am I?

"Oh, Kyle bubbah!" someone yelled! It's a fat lady, with a skinny man beside him. I was in a total confusion. Who's that lady? Why is calling me her son? Is she my mom?

Then I was too tired to stay conscious.

The next thing I knew I was in the hospital bed.

Then memories came back to me. I knew my identity again. But the only thing is who's the guy with black hair and white coat? Why did he save me?

Something's really wrong. And I need to set it right again.

A/N: Yikes! Here's the summary. I cheated on Kyle for Craig and Kyle tried to commit suicide after drinking cans of beer. And I saved him and he gains temporary memory loss. Then when he arrived to the hospital. After being treated by the doctors and nurse, he regains almost all the memories. The only memory he truly well lost is the days he spent with me and about my personality and his lab. And also, he lost his ingenuity. But the only thing he actually remembered about me is a blurry picture of me. Looks like alcohol and cold water do have negative effect at you.

P.S.: And oh, ticktock1029 if you're reading this please PM me suggestions for Life in South Park High. It contains Style and Creek.

P.P.S.: Yay! 8,924 words in 7 chapters! This story had an average of 1,274 words and the longest is chapter 2 with 1439 words.

Signing off,

Akamaru Dog Lover

26 April 2010