Crackfic for prompt : Apollo kills Klavier with knife. Don't ask me why. I'm just crazy. Crazy like Kristoph.
A mess, due to FF not allowing double spaces. Sorry folks, for a headache.
The following is a comment log on the new war game : Unicorn Wars, spawned from the ever-popular Robot Unicorn Attack game in the late 'tens.
[ChordsofSteel_15 LOGGED ON]
ChordsofSteel_15 : I can't believe u guys started without me.
Achtung-seeking : Herrr Forehead 3
Achtung-seeking : EVERYBOYD HERR FOREHEAD IS HERE.
PapaBean_92 : ABT TIME. WAT WERE U DOING?
ChordsofSteel_15 : Sry
[glassking LOGGED ON]
ChordsofSteel_15 : MR. G was being an EHSOBEE abt my work
glassking : Really? ^^
ChordsofSteel_15 : yea i dunno wats his prob. i just went to work today n he was like 'justice, my office pls' :)
glassking : Maybe he knows you're badmouthing him online? ^^
ChordsofSteel_15 : LOL. NO WAY. Like he noez how to play
ChordsofSteel_15 : total nerd ftw
glassking : 8)
[A {Fairy} attacked you.]
[Lost 25 hp]
[Defend!used]
[Lost 25 hp]
Achtung-seeking : STOP TALKING
PapaBean_92 : FUG FAIRIES ARE HERE
ChordsofSteel_15 : YES SPAWN TIME
glassking : 8-)
[A {Fairy} attacked you.]
[HORN ATTACK used]
[You inflicted 59 damage]
[HORN ATTACK used]
[You inflicted 59 damage]
[HORN ATTACK used]
[HORN ATTACK failed]
[Lost 25 hp]
ChordsofSteel_15 : FUCK NOT WORKIGN
PapaBean_92 : ??????
ChordsofSteel_15 : HORN NT WORKING
ChordsofSteel_15 : HELP
[HORN ATTACK used]
[Obstacle is in your way]
[HORN ATTACK failed]
PapaBean_92 : I THINK IT'S CUZ
PapaBean_92 : ACH IS IN FRONT OF U
glassking : Stop typing in short forms, Bean.
glassking : CoS : Move him aside then. Your choices, it is simple. Tell him, (intelligently, mind you, not like this moron here) to move aside, and then the attack will have effe
[glassking have been defeated]
ChordsofSteel_15 : ?????
[Your party member has respawned!]
glassking : ...
PapaBean_92 : LMAO. He gt pwned while typing
glassking : Grrrr...Right whatever. NOOBS.
glassking : COS, tell ACH to get out of your way. won't work with him there.
Achtung-seeking : But then I can't protect him, ja?
ChordsofSteel_15 : It wn't work with him there?
Glassking : Yes.
ChordsofSteel_15 : okok Klavier, gt out of my way spawn somewhere else
Achtung-seeking : NEIN
ChordsofSteel_15 : Klavier, go away
ChordsofSteel_15 : bean make him go away!!!!!11
[PapaBean_92 used Teleport on Achtung-seeking]
[Your party member Teleport away!]
Achtung-seeking : NEINNEINNEIN I WANNA PROTECT MEIN FOREHEAD 3
[Your partner has warped to your location]
[A {gold fairy} appears!]
ChordsofSteel_15 : go away-- OMG RARE SPAWN
PapaBean_92 : YES
[HORN ATTACK used]
[Obstacle is in your way]
[HORN ATTACK failed]
[HORN ATTACK used]
[Obstacle is in your way]
[HORN ATTACK failed]
[HORN ATTACK used]
[Lost 25 hp]
[Obstacle is in your way]
[HORN ATTACK failed]
PapaBean_92 : ????????
Achtung-seeking : MEIN FOREHEAD, NEVER FEAR, I'LL PROTECT YOU~
ChordsofSteel_15 : WTF KLAVIER FK OFF
Achtung-seeking : nein~ if they want to kill ur unicorn they must go through me first~
[Lost 25 hp]
ChordsofSteel_15 : SHIT
[HORN ATTACK used]
[Obstacle is in your way]
Achtung-seeking : HALT! EVIL FAIRIES! I, KLAVIER WILL NVR ALLOW YOU TO HARM MEIN FOREHEAD~~
[HORN ATTACK failed]
[Lost 25 hp]
[HORN ATTACK used]
[Obstacle is in your way]
[HORN ATTACK failed]
[Lost 25 hp]
[Lost 25 hp]
[Lost 25 hp]
ChordsofSteel_15 : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET OUT OF MY
Achtung-seeking : AND OUR LOVE WILL RESOUND FOREVER MORE~
[ChordsofSteel_15 have been defeated]
[You respawned! -17890 Horny Points]
ChordsofSteel_15 : WTF WTF WTF WTF
ChordsofSteel_15 : MY RARE SPAWN
Achtung-seeking : O_O"
Achtung-seeking : Where did Forehead go?
[Achtung-seeking is using SCOUT]
glassking : I told you it's a bad idea for Klavier to be around...
PapaBean_92 : YES
PapaBean_92 : TAKE THAT
PapaBean_92 : BEAT IT
glassking : Loot?
glassking : I hope it was worth the time.
PapaBean_92 : HAHAHAHAHA it's the golden feather tutu 3
[PapaBean_92 equipped {golden feather tutu}]
glassking : AHH
PapaBean_92 : ?
glassking : N-No-- Take that off.
PapaBean_92 : ? Y? The states are gd.
Glassking : Your unicorn looks like a Tres Bein chef!
PapaBean_92 : O_O
PapaBean_92 : LOL
PapaBean_92 : u mean like sexy?
Glassking : I mean utterly and completely homosexual! Take it off!
PapaBean_92 : Take it off me then 3
PapaBean_92 : LOL
[Your partner has warped to your location]
Achtung-seeking : omg mein forehead 333333333
Achtung-seeking : r u okay~
[Achtung-seeking used {Glitter} on you]
[Achtung-seeking used {Glitter} on you]
ChordsofSteel_15 : ...
ChordsofSteel_15 : Bean?
PapaBean_92 : ??
ChordsofSteel_15 : wat r the stats for the loot?
PapaBean_92 : +300 horny attack pts
ChordsofSteel_15 : .............................................
ChordsofSteel_15 : ...............................................
ChordsofSteel_15 : ..............................................
Achtung-seeking : Herr Forehead~?
[PK SYSTEM = ON]
[HORN ATTACK used]
[Achtung-seeking have been defeated]