Fancy Tuna

Hey dudes! (Well, you're probably not dudes but I like saying dudes...) Elle asked me to write about Haruhi and her favourite food, Fancy Tuna... So here it is!

Haruhi POV

Since I've joined the Host Club, a lot has happened to me. But this has to be the strangest thing ever. A dancing competition! At least I can dance, a bit, but not to competition standard. And now I have ended up with a Paso Doble... What is that anyway?! Even worse, I have to find a partner! Kiyoshi is taken... But at least I know i'm not the only one dreading this. I didn't act like I hated the fact of being in a dance competition but it's because I'm in the Host Club's debt, and Tamaki's father supports my position in school and I didn't want to make a bad impression on Kiyoshi. I think I can get around Tamaki though so i'll just make an excuse, tell Tamaki something so he lets me get out of it... I don't like manipulating people but I seriously can't dance!

After Kiyoshi left, I decided I would start to leave too, thinking all the time about an excuse for me to use. But, just like always, it was like Kyoya Senpai had read my mind.

'Don't think about trying to get out of this Haruhi. You are in our debt and if you don't participate, I'll raise your debt. You might be able to persuade Tamaki, but I won't let you get out of this.'

Damn Kyoya, he figured out my plan but...

'Honestly Senpai, I think I'd rather take the debt. I hate dancing. I'm not gonna make a fool out of myself...'

That did it. The twins and Tamaki had to get involved...

'Haruhiiii! You have to be in the competition! Daddy will be so proud of you!!!'

'Yeah, come on Haruhi! Don't be such a party pooper!'

'You guys, if I dance, we'll just lose...'

'Haru Chan! We don't care if we lose! We just want to compete together!'

'Fancy Tuna...'

Great, Mori knew my weakness, and he always brought it up at the right moment.

'Yes Haruhi! If you compete, Daddy will get you loads of Fancy Tuna!'

Noooo! They had played the weakness card and my inner, weaker, self was coming out.

Haruhi, its fancy tuna! You've always wanted to try fancy tuna...

But last time they promised me fancy tuna, I didn't get any.

Haruhi, you have to take a chance! Fancy Tunaaaaaa...

That did it for me. I was going to compete, whether I liked it or not... But just to make sure it was worth it...

'Fine. I'll compete... But. I want the tuna in advance. Last time I had to dance, you promised me some... But, I never got any. Give me the Tuna, and I'll dance...'

Spinning me around, Tamaki said,

'Haruhi! We'll get you your Tuna now! Let's go!!!'

We all filed out into Tamaki's limo and we were on our way to the best Sushi restaurant in Japan! I was so excited! I'd always wanted to try Fancy Tuna, and now was my chance!

We got to the restaurant and I was actually shaking with excitement! Just like Hunny or Tamaki would do! I love me some Fancy Tuna!

'Haruhi! Have as much as you like! No added debts!'

No added debts? This day was just getting better and better! I grabbed a plate and piled on the tuna! The other Hosts all watched me expectantly as I lifted the fork to my mouth...

I put in the piece of tuna, waiting for my taste buds to explode with pleasure at the great taste! But, as soon as I put the mouthful in, I spat it back out again. Fancy Tuna was DISGUSTING!!!

'Haruhi! Why did you just spit that out?'

'Ewww! That was horrible!'

'But Haruhi! You've always wanted Fancy Tuna!'

'Yes, and now I've had it, I hate it!'

'Well, Haruhi, all that means is you still have to dance and we don't have to pay. We gave you your tuna, and you didn't eat any...' Kyoya said, glasses glinting.

We got up, ready to leave. What had I got myself into? Damn that Fancy Tuna, only suitable for rich people's taste buds...

Hey! So Elle, what did you think? And everyone else too! What did you think? If anyone wants me to write them a chapter, just ask!

Hmm, a point to ponder... As I was writing this, I realised that some of the Hosts were like Harry Potter characters... More specifically, the twins and Kyoya...

The twins are Fred and George (self explanatory) and Kyoya is Snape (the mind reading and stuff)

What do you think? What about the other hosts? Who are they?

All reviewers get cake baked by Hunny with all his cuteness and love! Hunny is such a Cutie Pie... Hehe x