Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, however I do own black skinny jeans and Ed Hardy shoes. Beat that, Stephanie!

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Chapter 1: Skipping School

APOV

The lunch bell rang and I briskly shuffled my new red converse down the hall and into the cafeteria. I got my food and met Bella at 'our' table. Ugh. I had just remembered what had happened during English when Bella was too preoccupied with actually listening to the teacher.

I looked over at Bella, who was staring at her reflection in the spoon she was holding. She wasn't vain. She just hates the way she looks, for reason I didn't understand. She was beautiful but she was too blind to see it. I started filling in Bella with the story about 'The Man Whores'.

"You're so stupid. I can't believe you didn't see what Royce and Mike did during English Class. I was in the desk in front of them so I had to hear all the 'moaning'."

"Moaning? What the fuck happened?" Bella asked, horrified.

"As I was saying before I was interrupted rudely!"

"Rudely interrupted!" Bella corrected. What the hell was the freaking difference? Smartass.

"Sorry. Rudely interrupted. As I was saying…I started hearing noises from behind me, so I looked and I saw Royce and Mike having foot sex!"

"What the hell is foot sex?" Bella interrupted. Again!

"Their feet were on top of each other, and they kept…stomping them together and making sounds you would only hear on porn TV."

"Whatever, it's not unlike them. They are man whores." Just as Bella said this, Mike and Jacob approached our table. They are our stalkers to state simply.

"Hey sexy ladies, I like your clothes.
Your body's bangin', out of controoooooool!!! Uh!
You put it on me. That's right. Ceiling to floor.
Only you can make me, scream and beg for moooooore!!!" Mike started to sing inharmoniously.

"Her body's callin bawlin got me crawlin up the wall and
My size ain't small it's tall and catch here comes her clothes be fallin'.
Her neighbor's callin bawlin all this noise is so appallin'.
They must believe we're brawlin headboards band till early morning." Jacob sang the next verse.
We both looked at each other and made noises of disgust.

"Ugh, can you guys fuck off?" I asked them harshly.

"Gladly, with you, sexy." Mike wittily remarked, wagging his eyebrows suggestively. Mike has always been my stalker and Jacob was all for Bella. They followed us around like puppies with their tongues hanging out.

"Yeah, Bella. Why don't you come ride the Jake-express? It's a free ticket for you, hot stuff." Jacob winked at Bella. Bella gagged, not like I could blame her.

"We would, but we don't want to catch your crabs." I sneered.

"Also, fucking one inch dicks are kind of hard to do." Bella added, her voice dripping with sarcasm.

They stared at us, mouths agape. I grabbed Bella's hand and dragged her out of the cafeteria.

"Let's skip." I suggested.

"School?" She asked stupidly. Duh.

"No, the circus. Of course school, you idiot." And with that, we ran through the halls pretending we were spies. Kind of childish, but who gives a shit?

I pulled out my pretend walkie-talkie. "Bella, the dick is in the vagina! I repeat, the dick is in the vagina!" I said, allowing her to interpret the meaning 'a teacher is coming.'

She looked at me like I was crazy and said, "The expression is 'the rabbit is in the hole' or whatever the hell. Are you high?"

"Why yes, I am! Thank you for asking!" I responded in an English accent.

She rolled her eyes at me and we ran faster out the doors, our awesome skateboards in tow. We dropped our black boards and took off towards the mall.

-2 hours later, after watching the movie 'Yes Man'-

The mall was closed already and almost vacant. All we could hear was the muffled footsteps of the remaining mall walkers. After the movie had finished, Bella and I made a deal that we would say 'yes' to any request we were given just as Jim Carry had in the movie.

"Okay, I dare you to go up to one of those guys over there,"I started, pointing to a group of hot guys, "and ask 'do you want to go fuck?' And do a gangsta walk." I dared Bella, laughing evilly. She glared at me through narrow eyes but otherwise accepted the mission.

"Hell yeah. Bitch." She muttered the last word under her breath. She ran her hands quickly through her hair and walked up to the guys with both her thumbs in either of her jean pockets. She pulled down her skinny jeans in an attempt to low ride. She did a gangster walk to the group and cleared her throat to one of the hot guys. She placed her hands on her hips.

"Yo, you wanna fuck?" She smiled alluringly at him.

His eyes examined her and he smiled back appreciatively, "Sure, babe. Wanna go to my place?" The guy offered. Hah, he thinks he can get some with my best friend? I don't thinks so, dipshit. I placed my hand over my mouth to stop the giggles from escaping my lips.

"Ugh, I was kidding, you pervert!" Bella said, slapping her hand across his face. She flipped him off and walked back to me. I removed my hand from my lips and a massive hyena laugh erupted.

"Shut up, people will think your dying." I hate when she comments about my laugh. It's not my fault!

"Some people think this laugh is cute." Bella stared back, incredulously, "It's true! Anyways, it's my turn. Try me, bitch." I said menacingly, crossing my arms over my chest.

"I dare you to skateboard over the food court tables." Yes! That's easy. I'm an expert.

I dropped my skateboard on the linoleum floors. I put my helmet on. Haha, yeah right. I ollied up one of the tables in the food court and I did the pop-shove-it skateboard trick to the next table, landing it flawlessly. All of a sudden, the skateboard rolled out of control and I was carried off the table with my skateboard. It was rolling down the halls of the mall too fast. I didn't realize what was happening until the board and I crashed through the enforced glass windows of a jewelery store. I fell off the skateboard and landed in the shattered pieces, a couple splinters of glass slicing the skin on my arm. Crimson blood pooled down from the cuts.

"Awesome!" I yelled. Suddenly red lights started flashing and a loud siren echoed through the mall.

"Shit." We both shouted synchronized. I ripped the glass out from my skin, a searing pain forming. Whatever, I'm used to it.

Bella and I dashed down the halls on our skateboards, laughing manically. Suddenly the impact of something hard and strong knocked Bella and I to the floor.

"What the fuck?" We said at the same time. I looked up to see two of the most gorgeous men I've ever laid eyes on, one in particular catching my eye. He had icy blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. I suddenly had the urge to run my hand through his thick locks. I repentantly averted my gaze to Bella who was staring down the boy beside the hot blonde. He had bronze tousled hair and emerald green eyes. I had to say he was hot, but not as hot as the blonde. The blonde helped me off the ground and I couldn't help but feel electricity flow through my veins. It didn't hurt at all…it felt right. The bronze haired boy helped Bella to her feet and we were soon locked in the gazes of our saviors.

And then, we heard the police cars…

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