Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, however I do own black skinny jeans and Ed Hardy shoes. Beat that, Stephanie!

A/N: I dedicate this chapter to Santyna (sorry, your pen name didn't work) for giving me an awesome idea that I wasn't able to use yet! I hope I will get to use it soon! Enjoy!

Chapter 7: Keisha Mei Ash?

BPOV

I couldn't contain my joy as I skateboarded to Alice's house. I'm going out with Edward! Yeah, I know it wasn't a date, but I'd take whatever I could get. Ugh, now I sound desperate. I pounded on Alice's door when I reached her place and, impatiently, waited for her to answer.

I heard footsteps coming from inside, getting louder as she got closer. She finally opened the door and I basically flew inside.

"Hey, Bells, why are you so fucking hyper?" She questioned, warily.

"Edward apologized to me!"

"Woop-di-doo." she said sarcastically.

"And he asked me out!" I screamed in anticipation. "...As friends." I added quietly, but of course, she heard...

"As friends? Haha. That's the stupidest shit I ever heard. Bella, it's obvious he likes you more than just a friend."

"No, he doesn't, Al. A: He hardly knows me. B: He made sure to say 'just friends.' And C: I'm very plain, not attractive in anyway, clumsy, and self-conscious. There's no way he likes me..."

"Bella, gimme a break. You're totally wrong. A: He knows you, considering you spent an entire night in prison with him. B: He said 'just friends' 'cause he didn't know if you liked him more than a friend and he didn't wanna scare you off. And C: Bella, I know you never believe me, even though I would never lie to you, but you're honestly gorgeous. Stunning. It's true, you're self-conscious and clumsy, but also beautiful, funny, and unique. Trust me, he likes you."

"Thanks, Alice, you're an awesome friend..." However, I still didn't believe her.

"I know I am." She smiled. "I'm such a good friend that I'm gonna turn you into a goddess for your date...or 'hang out'." She said, using her fingers as quotation marks.

There was no point in arguing with Alice, and she was a pretty amazing beautician..."Fine." I agreed.

She squealed. "You're not gonna regret it, Bells! When is the date?"

"It's not a date and the plans are for Sunday at nine o'clock."

"Perfect! Let's go shopping, Bells! We need to get you the perfect outfit!"

"Ugh, but I hate shopping...and so do you!"

"I know, but I love making you look sexy!" She said while rummaging through her kitchen drawers for cash.

I sighed, "Fine, let's go..." I emptied a few twenties from my pocket and scurried out the door with Alice.

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Sunday, 8:49pm

"Ouch!" I yelped, as Alice continuously plucked hairs from my eyebrows.

"Shut up you whore! I'm making you hot so stop complaining!" After she put down the tweezers of death, she lathered red lipgloss across my lips. She finished touching up my mascara, eyeliner, and eyeshadow, claiming that she was giving me 'smoky eyes'.

She only curled the ends of my hair, leaving the rest of it straight and smooth as silk. The worst part was, she made me wash out my blue tips! Humph. I was wearing dark grey shorts, a red tank-top, and my traditional black, high-cut converse. Finally, she held up a full body-length mirror. The woman captured in the reflective glass was actually, I admitted, quite good looking. Her light brown eyes stood out against her perfect, creamy skin. Her waist was thin, and legs were long.

"Impressive, eh?" Alice smirked at my shocked expression.

"Alice, you're a fucking master!" I squealed.

"Just remind him not to drool." As if on cue, the doorbell rang...

EPOV

Fuck, I was so stupid to accept that idiotic dare from Mike. All I wanted was to be apart of a group. Yeah, the guys were all pathetic 'ass-gazers', but they were popular. I know it's stupid to think that way but I've always been accepted...Still, it wasn't worth upsetting Bella. I really wanted to get to know her and I wasn't off to a good start...

I parked in front of her house and rang on the doorbell. Seconds later, Alice answered. I figured she was helping Bella get ready...even though it wasn't a date. "Bella will be down in a second, and please, try not to drool." Alice whispered the last part.

"Why would I dr-" I was about to ask, but when I saw Bella appear at the top of the stairs, I stopped immediately. Fuck. Shit. Fuck-shit. I swallowed the lump in my throat. She looked...well, sexy. Really mother-fucking sexy. Beautiful, but definitely sexy. I closed my mouth. I hadn't realized it was hanging open. Now I know what Alice was talking about. Definitely drool-worthy.

She reached the bottom of the stairs and sighed. "H-hey Edward." She stuttered, looking at the top of my shirt. Three of of the buttons were undone, exposing some of my chest.

"Bella, wow, you look...great." Much more than just great, my mind argued.

"Thanks," A lovely blush washed over her cheeks. "You do too."

"Shall we?" I asked, gesturing to outside.

"Sure." We walked out together. I opened the passenger side of my Volvo for her, expecting her to climb in, but she didn't. She closed the door.

"We're walking, lazy-ass." she laughed. "It's a small town. There's no need for your shiny Volvo around here."

I chuckled at her pushiness. It was really quite cute. "Okay, where're we going?"

"I don't know. Where would friends go?" She asked herself, almost sneering the word 'friends'. "I know! Let's go to the bar!"

"Bella, we're seventeen." I said, stating the obvious.

"And?" She prodded.

"It's illegal." I said simply. Does she not know about the twenty-first century age restrictions?

"No shit, sherlock. I've got fake ID's." she laughed.

"You want to sneak in!?" I asked. Ugh, I probably sounded like such a wimp. But I was never one for trouble...

"Yeah, but if you're scared..." she smirked.

"I'm not scared, Bella. I'm worried that some college guy is gonna hit on you and take you to his place. Alice would kick my ass if that happened." I joked.

"Yup, you're scared." It was as if she could see right through me...

"I'm not! Fine, you wanna go? Lets go..." I finally gave in.

"It's not gonna be fun if you don't want to go..."

"I do. Lets go, lead the way..." We walked to the bar in the dark mist that showered the air. I looked at Bella who was slightly in front of me. She looked simply breathtaking in the moonlight...We arrived only a few minutes after we had started walking. She handed me a fake ID. 'Emmett Swan', it read. "Your brother?" I assumed.

"Yup," she answered. "He lent it to me."

"Okay, so who are you?" She then pulled out a few other cards.

"I'm not sure. I have three ID's. Should I be...Dixie Normous, Keisha Mei Ash, or Annie Recksun?"

A/N: Haha, do you get what the names are referring to? Sorry, I just had to put that in! I got the names off a site! Yes, I'm a loser and I'm not ashamed! :P Anyways, next chapter is the actual bar scene! Some craaaazy things will happen, so beware. In order to get an update out of me, I want 170 reviews (total, of course), please...Thanks again! :) Review please!