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Chapter 9: Be There Or Be Fags

BPOV

I dragged my lazy ass out of bed, got dressed in sweats and a hoodie and walked into to my bathroom. Aw crap. I looked like a dead raccoon, the black bags under my eyes prominent. My face was pale to the point of transparency. I applied foundation and eyeliner, grabbed a strawberry pop tart, and ran out the door with my skateboard.

I was riding along the sidewalk when suddenly my cell phone vibrated. "Fuck!" I yelped as my ass met the ground. "Stupid cell phone." Suddenly, my heart dropped. Did Edward text me? My mind silently prayed for it to be from him. I opened the text.

HEY PIMPS AND WHORES! HUGE PARTAY AT MY CASA TONIGHT. BE THERE OR BE FAGS. Losers r not welcome. U know who u r...

From, Mike

I sighed and lifted myself off the ground. I scraped several parts of my ass for this!? Just then, Alice came up from behind me.

"Bells, we are so going to Mike's party!" Alice screeched causing my ears to thud.

"What the hell? No. It's fucking Mike Newton's party. Have you lost your mind!?"

"Edward's gonna be there." She taunted, wiggling her eyebrows.

"Another reason not to go."

"Uh...what the fuck? What happened to 'Oh Edward! He's so dreamy! I want him to stick his dick up my asshole!'" She mocked me in a girly tone. I smacked her.

"I don't talk like that! And...I do like Edward...It's just...Yesterday-"

"WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY!?" My ears repelled from the sound.

"Well if you'd shut up maybe I could tell you."

Alice mocked the motions of zipping her lips closed and locking them with an invisible key.

"Really, Al? Are we five years old?" She looked at me expectantly. I sighed. "Well, I don't remember everything. I was wasted before we even got to the lake..."

"You were at a lake!?"

"Wow, that key was really effective!" Heavy sarcasm. She pressed her lips into a thin line.

I filled her in on all the details and finished as we landed in the school parking lot.

"Holy crap, Bella! Why the fuck did you not hook up with him?"

"Well his brain wasn't functioning properly. What if he woke up and remembered everything and regretted it all?"

"Bells, he'd be the luckiest guy in the world to get with you. Promise me it'll happen tonight at Mike's party!"

I blushed. "Thanks but no thanks. I'm not going to that party."

"Bella, don't be a fag. He obviously wants you."

"No, he really doesn't. He was just drunk and horny. I'm sure in that state of mind he would've fucked a wall if it had a pussy."

"No, he wouldn't. Even if he doesn't like you yet, he's not blind."

"Alice, I'm still not going to that party."

"But Jasper's gonna be there!"

"No."

"Please!?" She begged flashing her puppy eyes.

"Okay!"

"Really!?"

"No.

"Fuck you." I smiled. She continued, "You know, there's gonna be a lot of girls at the party who want to get with Edward. I mean, he's hot. Just picture their sweaty bodies grinding up against his junk, Then some random chick starting to suck on his long, hard, thick, throbbing errec-"

"Alice!" I cut her off. "Ew!"

"So are you coming or not?"

"Fuck yes!" I said, and walked off to my first-period class.

Today's Events:

First period – Watch clock tick.

Second period – Lauren Mallory calls me a whore. I push her into a desk. She sprains her knee. I get detention.

Lunch – I sit with Alice. I stare at Edward. Edward glances at me. Edward looks away. I frown. Edward looks back. He smiles. I smile. Lunch ends.

Third period – I complete two math questions. I day dream. I fall asleep.

Fourth Period – I chew gum like a cow. Jessica Stanley tells me to shut up. I shut us both up.

Class ended. Well, TGIF. At the end of the day, I walked out to the parking lot and saw Edward standing by his Volvo. He smiled at me and I smiled back and turned around.

"Bella!" He called and ran over to me. "Let me give you a lift. It's the least I could after you walked me home last night." My face flushed as I reminisced. He chuckled and dragged me to his car. I got in. So did he. The car blocked out all of the outside noise. It suddenly became very quiet. The engine revved. He then turned to me grabbed hold of my face with his long, calloused fingers and proceeded to shove his tongue down my throat. Just joking. But I wish I wasn't. Damn, I wanted to kiss him. But with looks and charm like his, he could get just about any girl he wanted. Why in hell would he settle for plain, old me?

"Thanks for driving me home." I muttered and opened the car door. I was about to step out when he grabbed my arm and pulled me back into the car.

"Wait." I looked at him. He looked at my mouth. "I had fun last night."

"Yeah, me too." Awkward.

"I know that it got a little weird at the end, but I was thinking maybe we can do it again sometime." I raised my eyebrows at him. "I'd lay off the alcohol," He added.

I laughed. "Well, sure then."

"Are you going to Mike's party?"

"Yeah. Are you?" As if I didn't already know...

"Yeah. I'll see you there, Bella." I took that as my cue to leave. I got out of the car and waved him goodbye. When he was out of sight, I did a little happy dance on my driveway and ran inside my house.

"Hello, mother dearest." I said sarcastically, as I walked into the kitchen to my mom reading health magazines.

"Shut up, Isabella. I'm not in the mood for your fucking attitude."

I rolled my eyes, walked into my room, and fell onto my bed. I took a deep breath in. I exhaled. Okay, so it was obvious I had a little thing for Edward. He was just so interesting! And fun! And cute! And way too good for me. I looked into my magic mirror on the wall. I sure as hell wasn't the fairest of them all. I looked tired and weary. There was no way I was going like this to the party tonight. I was in need of a makeover. I needed Alice!

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