Disclaimer: First Chapter
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"Are you borderline retarded?"
"Excuse me!?" Toshinori asked in shock when Naruto responded to what he and the staff of UA had decided. He was so shocked, he had to take his muscle form for a second just to show how shocking the statement was.
Nana was just as confused.
"Sorry Toshi, but I agree with the demon... is the staff at UA retarded... like... literally retarded?" Nana couldn't believe it herself.
A teaching assistant.
They wanted to make Naruto into a Hero Course teaching assistant, which would mean putting a literal sex demon in the same building as a bunch of hormonal teenagers. All it took was a moment of weakness, and even she herself would bow down and beg for him to step on her. She was an adult, and she had actual sexual experience and gave birth before. She had emotional control over herself and her lust to a greater degree than a teenager.
"Well... we just think that if the students learn to control themselves around you, then they will-"
"Okay, I get it... you want me to join the staff, so that you can always keep an eye on me, because none of you trust me. I mean, you're SMART not to trust a demon... but why not make me... I don't know... a student... I look like I could pass for a student more than a teacher." Naruto gestured to his skinny body. He wasn't exactly packing a body like a mature adult, at most he passed for a teenager. Yeah, he was somewhere between 17 and his 40s in age, but the fact was his looks were quite youthful.
"Well... with your experience-"
"What experience... I'm dumb as shit, I can't do maths and science and stuff like that. All I can teach is hand to hand combat, and I'm weak enough that nobody will take my teachings seriously. Maybe if I had my human body... oh... ooooooohhhh..." Naruto got it when he said that. "... I'm a demon... yeah... yeah, I think I get it now." Naruto deadpanned as he stared at Toshinori with a completely deadpan look.
That made sense.
Teachers were more well known.
Students would become Heros, who were well known.
Teaching Assistant would mean keeping an eye on him, while also making him more obscure to the public at least. That meant that his protection against his siblings finding him would work better, since it wasn't like they were going to be looking for him as a teaching assistant.
"I still don't get it."
"They have reasons." Naruto told Nana.
"Okay... and what about me... I'm suppose to be dead." Nana had died over 40 years ago, and she had no doubts her death was recorded. That meant there was little she could do in the end. "... am I going to be a teacher?" Nana asked Toshinori, who nodded his head. He gestured to Naruto.
"He will be your teaching assistant for the Elective Class, Hero students can choose to take your class to... get experience... basically... obstacle cource class." Toshinori passed Nana a fake ID, and though it had her real name on it, it had a fake birthday and he gave her some fake documents that would make her look like she was just so happened to be a person to shared Nana Shimura's name and face.
Naruto hummed in acceptance.
"I still think you're an idiot for surrounding me with teen brats, but hey... don't blame me if some of your students become sex criminals." Naruto hooked his thumbs in his shorts, and left it at that.
"You could, I don't know... wear not revealing clothes."
"The more clothes a woman wears, the more you want to rip her clothes off... thus is the nature of human. Apply that rule to the succubus species... and me, as an Incubus, follows this rule. The more clothes I wear, the more people want to strip me naked." Naruto explained it again for the pro hero.
"I'm sure-"
-30 Minutes Later-
'I want to strip him naked and pound him...' Toshinori saw Naruto in a teaching suit.
Instantly, he knew exactly what Naruto meant when he said what he said. The more clothes Naruto wore, the more powerful his allure and scent seemed to become. He was wear masculine clothes, he just looked like a skinny guy with his current outfit, but despite that. No, because of that he wanted to force him to take those clothes off and reveal his body even more knowing it.
The heavy scent in the room was intoxicating.
Naruto had a dead eyed expression as he just tossed the business suit off and revealed his regular clothes underneath.
"Told you. You're a guy with a strong moral fiber, so you can hold yourself back. Succubus and Incubus has bodies that follow the Law of Sexy. The more clothes an attractive person wears, the more you want to see them naked... less is more for my race." Naruto just sat right back down on the couch. He would accept the teaching position, even if he thought it was a bad idea. "Though, I guess I should at least wear shorts that cover up a little more." Naruto laughed at the unfortunate nature of his shorts.
They were fucking short, and damn tight.
He would be happy to go with some shorts that were a bit looser, and covered a bit more of his lower body than what he currently wore.
"But... wouldn't..."
"Well, like I said, as long as I wear purposely sexy clothes, my lewd scent wouldn't get more powerful. Right now, I'm one popped button away from my dick hanging out... still... I can't wear normal shirts at all." Naruto stated as he gestured to the horns that stuck out on his head. All he could really do to change his outfit into something more normal was to make the shorts less revealing. "Be honest... I look gay, right?" Naruto asked.
"You look like... well you look like a male stripper at least." Nana agreed with Naruto on that point. "... though, how do hide your bulge so well?" Nana asked.
Toshinori turned red.
"Oh, I'm a bit on the lucky side in that category. When I'm not hard, I'm super soft... so it flattens in my shorts a bit more the average. Most of the size in my dick is girth when I'm hard. I'm not that long, but I've got girth. I'm not like my brothers, those dudes have horse cocks."
"... Ooooooh... I think I know your brothers, I hate those assholes." Nana remembered when she was getting raped by Incubus in Hell for a few years worth of time. They always made sure their dicks were so big it felt like she was literally getting ripped apart. "... So... do Incubus make it a point to hurt their partners... or what?" Nana had a ton of questions about her time in hell.
Toshinori listened, but he felt VERY uncomfortable when he realized he was about to hear what had happened to his teacher during her time in death. Still, as much as he didn't want to listen, the fact he was hearing about the afterlife and those that lived there was something he couldn't avoid listening to.
"Oh, absolutely. Most Incubus make it a point to break their partners. Drown them in pleasure, before destroying them or ruining them for other people. The more pleasure an incubus gives you, the more they plan to hurt you. That is I optimized myself to be only capable of bringing pleasure." Naruto explained the difference between his junk and his brothers.
Nana nodded her head in acceptance of that.
"Yet, you choose to remain a virgin."
"I want to find a girlfriend who I'm not just using. So, I designed my dick to be the right length to tickle the G-spot, and with just enough girth to be able to stimulate those outer folds."
"Wait... designed?"
"Well, yeah... we are natural shape shifters. While I might be a runt, I still AM an incubus. I do have the power to control my size to a degree, though lesser than my siblings." Naruto explained when Nana finally realized that he had designed parts of his body.
"... So you designed it, but you didn't just go huge."
"Why would I, MOST women aren't porn stars, they are normal women who can only reall handle a normal dick size. I don't want to give my virginity to some easy slut who can take a magnum dong. Nana, how big was your first lover's dick?" Naruto asked Nana.
Toshinori was VERY uncomfortable.
The symbol on Nana's forehead glowed.
"... I would say about... 4... 4.5 inches, and about this thick." Nana moved her fingers apart to show about how big her first lover had been. "Honestly, before him I had only ever used my fingers to compare to. I think he was just fine, if anything, my only complaints were his lack of stamina. He exhausted pretty quick... ly..." Nana realized what she had just admitted to.
Naruto looked at nothing.
*4th Wall Break*
Time stopped.
"I'm going to break the 4th wall for a second here. Listen, to you losers out there who obsess about the main characters of these stories having huge dicks... you're all virgins. Maybe do some basic research, or just talk to real women. On the profile for the author of is a link for 'Tips for Ecchi Writers'... click on the link, and after that, just do some BASIC research about men's and women's bodies and sex... and how honestly, most women care more about foreplay and stamina, as well as their partner's ability to set the mood, than the size of their partners dicks." Naruto explained as he pointed to the 'Mad Raptor Fanfiction' link on the top of the story. He clicked on it, and then he scrolled down and showed off the other link.
Tip 1: Writing a REALISTIC Dong Size, from a Woman's Experience
Naruto stood up and, even though Nana was frozen in time, Naruto lifted her shirt up and pointed to her belly.
"A skilled woman and a good sex position will allow a woman to realistically take up to about 7 inches, and that is on the upper end. Girth is more important to a woman, simply because most of the nerve endings that feel pleasure are near the front of the vagina. The labia majora and areas that bring a LOT of pleasure... after all, lesbians without dicks can still bring their partners great pleasure." Naruto poked Nana's body several more times.
He crossed his arms and nodded.
"If a woman isn't satisfied with your dick, that means you just aren't skilled at sex, end of story. Heck, GAY MEN care more about dick size in their partner than the average woman does. Also, no, the author of this story doesn't just write stories where the MC has a small weiner." Naruto stated as he took out a dry erase board.
Large Dick Stories
Leader of Evil Generals, Owner of Uzumaki Dojo, Perverted Potions Prankster, Brute, Quirky Villain, Summoned, Manly Man Among Men, Son of Dragons
Normal Size
MOST stories
Smaller Size
Some others
"So if you are so stupid that you complain about the author 'always' giving the MC a smaller or average dick, instead of 12 inch monsters... you're stupid. That, or like real virgins, you want to imagine yourselves with huge dicks fucking women stupid... because you have no real world experience with pleasing women... so for all of those people out there who will complain about the main character having an average or smaller size, who uses SKILL to please a woman... you're virginity is showing." Naruto stated as he erased everything off of the dry erase board.
He continued to write.
"... Here is a Youtube channel, Sarah Dawn Moore on youtube will teach more more about this topics, or you can literally just do some basic youtube searches. Of course, most of you would rather just insult the author... but at least the author of these stories has had sex with enough women to actually know most women have trouble with bigger dicks, and foreplay is more important to sex than dick." Naruto explained as he showed a diagram of the different types of women. "... reviewers of stories who complain about these things fall into 3 categories.
Virgins with No Experience
People who Want to Imagine themselves as the MC
People who wish the MC would fuck them in the Ass
"So before you bitch and moan, just remember, this is how the author will mock you. Also, he will point out how pathetic you are on his Discord, so quite a few people will be laughing at you." Naruto pointed back to the categories.
He erased the dry erase board.
He put it away, and then sat down.
"By the way, once time restarts, I won't talk about or mention what happened here." Naruto explained as he got prepared to stop breaking the 4th wall. He moved his shoulders around and took a position just like the one he was in before time stopped. "... by the way... for all of you who actually enjoy the author's depictions of sex... lets laugh at the virgins together later on the Discord server." Naruto sent a thumbs up.
Time Restart.
*4th Wall Break Over*
"Master... I never wanted to hear that." Toshinori could have gone his entire life without hearing that.
Naruto raised a hand.
"My fault, whenever I ask her a question, she will be compelled to answer honestly and with whatever secret she keeps. So, this teaching position... it pays well?" Naruto asked with a growing grin.
Money meant ramen.
He wanted ramen so bad.
"I feel like we missed something important just then... and I feel like something happened with... why is my shirt lifted up?" Nana asked when she noticed something odd.
"Don't worry about it, sometimes weird stuff just happens around demons. You'll get used to it." Naruto waved his hand at Nana to calm her nerves. "Sometimes, when you feel that off feeling. After, I'm a super weak demon, but I still have supernatural powers... sometimes you may just feel something is off around me." Naruto also assured her for the future that everything was okay.
Sasuke landed on his horn and pecked his forehead a few times.
"I know you did something, don't do it again, unless you WANT your siblings finding you dumbass. Or worse, one of your aunts."
"That would be bad if one of my aunts showed up."
It would be the worst.
Chapter End!
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