Evan: "Sweet another episode!...oops, I mean Chapter." *sheepish grin*

Kurt: "All right! Now that's what I'm talk'n 'bout!"

Kitty: "Cool it Fuzzy Elf you'll make a fool out of your self soon enough."

Kurt: "Dude, that's cold."

Bobby: "No this is-" *freezes Kurt*

Evan: *falls over laughing*

Rouge: "Can somebody say-Fan Service."

X-men Abridged Ep. 3

'Man I hate people.' Was the thoughts of a girl with no real name but was called Rouge.

"Hay you want to dance." A guy from the football team walked up to Rouge asking.

"No." she remarked, but the boy took her by the hand and pulled her in to dance.

Trapped in the dance Rouge thought, 'Man, I wish I had some kind of power to kill people so no one could ever touch me.'

Just then the boy put his hand on Rouges reviled shoulder.

"Holly Crap!" he yelled as he fell into a coma.

Rouge watched him fall…. "Sweet!"

Ninajs!

"Yeah, that's right, I'm a ninja…I'm going to become the next Hokage!" Logan said sneaking into a house full of traps he was destroying.

He was slashing and dogging every trap he came up against. He was the best! Yes the best of all -!

"Logan! Damn it! Your paying for all that!" Professor X yelled seeing Logan in the danger room.

"Well excuse me for trying to train to become a better ninja then Naruto!"

"Damn it Logan, your not a ninja! You're a freaking Mutant!" he yelled threw the intercom.

Mutants!

Kurt hang up side down eating popcorn….that was, he was, until he chocked and fell to the floor, and some how set off all the traps.

"Come here Elf." Kurt walked up to him rubbing his hurt head. *SMACK* "You don't get to be a ninja!"

"I'm tired of watching Logan play ninja." Kitty began. "I want to play 'pack rat'."

"Shout up Kitty, I want to see Logan play ninja some more." Scott snapped. Everyone stopped to stare at him.

Scott looked around realizing what he just said, "Er…I meant…oh look at the time, my shows on!" Scott left the room fastly.

'BEEP!' 'BEEP!'

"X-men! We have a Rouge! I repeat-we have a Rouge!"

"Why dose his words get to be in bold?" Kurt complained.

"Because I get to use the big voice! And you don't!" Said Xavier.

To the Jet!

"Kurt you can't fly the jet!"

"Yes I can Scott!"

"No you can't!"

"YES! I CAN!"

"Kurt you can't fly the jet from the back seat." Xavier snapped.

"Oh, my bad." Kurt ports but ends up outside.

"Oh, boy…" Xavier put his palm to his face.

With Rouge!

"I'm going to kill everyone!" she said running down the street causing car crashes.

Here come the X-men! Oh, and Mystic, but she got left out…and now is after Rouge. Which I don't get, if Rouge didn't know her, why didn't she just act like a real mom and take care of her before she went crazy and then had to trick her that the x-men were evil…..added by her son……. O-0.. ya, she got cut from this story….alot.

"With the power of transforming I will become Wolverine!"

"Yo! What's up! I'm Kurt!" Rouge touched him and took his power.

"Bye sucker!"

A skip trick and scare after words:

"I am queen of all!!" Rouge was up in the air using storms and everyone else's powers.

"Rouge needs to be stopped." The professor began.

"Maybe if we leave her alone she will join us." Jean said.

"I love the way you think baby." Scott said, then went to kiss her but Jean punched him.

"I know!" Logan said, "She will come only if Scott dumps Jean and dates her."

"Sounds good to me." Jean said.

"NO! Jean loves me I could never break her heart." Scott remarked.

"We aren't even together." Jean snapped, but Scott ignored her as he started to make out with a picture of her he had in his pocket.

Change of plan.

"I'm board."

"Will you join us and become a great member of the x-men?" Kitty asked.

"No." and she ran off.

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Dude…I fail at humor. Kinda the reason why it took so long to updated. Xp

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