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Life in Namimori: Chapter 5: Revenge is better served…wet?

This chapter takes place in present Namimori. You the reader are the 15 year old Chouko Nakamura in this chapter.

~ Tsuna's Bedroom – Golden Week - Morning ~

*The alarm clock goes off*

Tsuna: "Yawn~ Is it that time already…?"

*Tsuna attempts to get up*

Tsuna: "Why do I feel heavy today?"

*Tsuna looks under his quilt cover and jumps out of the bed*

Tsuna: "Hiii?!"

Gokudera: "Don't follow me you baseball nut!"

Yamamoto: "I'm only coming over to see Tsuna like you are"

Gokudera: "Tch…"

*Gokudera and Yamamoto come bursting into Tsuna's room*

Gokudera: "Good morning Juudaime!"

Yamamoto: "Morning Tsuna!"

Gokudera: *worried* "Juudaime what's the matter?"

Yamamoto: "Tsuna you look a little pale today"

*Tsuna points at the bed*

Tsuna: "…Bed…in my bed…"

Yamamoto: "Is there something in your bed?"

Gokudera: "Something's in Juudaime's bed…an assassination attempt? Juudaime I'll save you!"

*Gokudera rushes to the bed and pulls the quilt off the bed*

Gokudera: *shocked* "Uh? What the- ?"

Yamamoto: *surprised* "Whoa…"

*They pull the quilt covers to reveal you sleeping peacefully in Tsuna's, wearing nothing but a baggy t-shirt which just about covers you*

You: "Hmm? Morning already?" *You sit up in the bed very sleepy as the three guys stare at you embarrassed* "Good morning Tsuna-Chan~"

Tsuna: *embarrassed * "W-what are you doing in my b-bed?!"

You: *You climb out of the bed and trip, bump into Gokudera* "Huh? Octopus head, morning"

Gokudera: *embarrassed* "M-morning…"

*You walk towards the door and start searching for the door handle*

You: "Huh? I could have sworn the door was around here…"

Yamamoto: "Ummm? If you're looking for the door it's over here…?"

You: *sleepy* "Oh Yamamoto-san, morning"

Yamamoto: *embarrassed* "M-morning…"

*Everyone sweats drops as you walk towards the door very sleepy*

You: "I'm going to take a shower, bye"

*You leave the room*

Gokudera: "What's the matter with her…?"

Tsuna: "I don't know, I woke up and saw her sleeping on my bed and the minute I saw her I fell out of the bed…"

Yamamoto: "She looked so sleepy- she was even moving around like a zombie"

Tsuna: "Z-zombie…?"

*Tsuna and Gokudera sweats drops*

~ 20 minutes later ~

*You come out of the bathroom, feeling refreshed and full of energy*

You: "Showers are definitely the best thing in the morning! Now all I need to do is dry this hair of mine"

*You walk into the kitchen*

You: "Obasan! Where do you keep your hair dryer?"

*You notice a note on the kitchen table*

Note: Will be back soon, gone out shopping~ Mama

You: "Hmmm? No helping it, I'll have to ask Tsuna where the hair dryer is"

*Lambo and I-pin rush into the room fighting*

Lambo: "Haha! Lambo is going to eat this chocolate!"

I-pin: "Lambo wait! That's I-pin's chocolate!"

Lambo: "No! It's Lambo's chocolate!" *Lambo sees you and tries to run around you*

*You grab Lambo's tail and lift him up by it*

Lambo: "Lambo hasn't done anything wrong! This is Lambo's chocolate!"

You: "I never said you did anything wrong, so I'll take that as a confession"

*You take the chocolate from Lambo and give it to I-pin*

Lambo: "No~!"

I-pin: *shy* "Thank you…"

You: "Lambo it's not right to take what doesn't belong to you"

Lambo: "Chouko-Oneesan is stingy!" *Lambo farts in your face and you instantly let go of him*

You: *cough* "Ewww!" *cough*

Lambo: "Haha! Take that!" *He shakes his butt in the air before running away*

I-pin: "Ah! Lambo come back and say sorry!"

Lambo: "Never!"

*I-pin chases Lambo out of the kitchen*

You: *cough* "What does that kid eat?"

*You leave the room and walk up the stairs to Tsuna's room*

You: "Tsuna-Chan~! Can I borrow the hair dryer~!"

Tsuna: *embarrassed* "Ah! Chouko-Chan what are you doing?!"

You: "What are you talking about?!"

*You look down at yourself and notice that you're wearing nothing but a towel*

You: "Isn't normal to come out of a shower with nothing but a towel on…?"

Tsuna: *embarrassed* "But why did you come in here?! Ask mum for the hair dryer!"

You: "Obasan went shopping"

*At that very moment Lambo comes rushing into the room*

Lambo: "Ah ha! It's all Chouko-Oneesan's fault that my chocolate got taken away from me!"

You: "It wasn't your chocolate- It belonged to I-pin; you were being greedy as usual"

Lambo: "I tried really hard to get that chocolate! Take this stingy Chouko-Oneesan!"

*Lambo pulls away the towel wrapped around you*

You: "Kyaaaaaaaah~!"

*One look is all it takes; Yamamoto, Gokudera and Tsuna's noses burst from the site of your completely naked body as they fall unconscious*

You: "Ah Tsuna, Yamamoto, Octopus head! Are you all, all right?!" *you grab the towel and run out of the room* "I'll call for help, wait here!"

~ 30 minutes later - Kitchen ~

Nana: "Chouko-Chan, you shouldn't go into Tsuna's room without any clothes on anymore and you shouldn't sneak into his room to sleep either"

You: "But I just wanted a hair dryer and I just wanted to be close to Tsuna like when we were younger…"

Nana: "Chouko, I understand what you're saying but you're a lot older now, you can't do what you used to do when you were younger and plus you're a girl you have to try to be more modest"

You: "Modest?"

Bianchi: "As a woman your modesty is a high priority. You must protect your modesty"

You: "Protect my modesty?"

Bianchi: "Yes, as woman you must protect it for the day you get married!"

You: "What will happen when I get married?"

Bianchi: "I'm sorry but maybe when your older I'll tell you~"

Nana: "Chouko why don't you apologise to the boys, they seem to be ….upset about what happened…"

You: "But…what if they hate me now…?"

Bianchi: "They won't hate you, just apologise and everything will be back to normal- I promise" *Bianchi pushes you gently out of the kitchen* "Come on get going"

You: *you smile sweetly* "Thanks, Bianchi-Oneesan! I wish you were my older sister!"

*You run off upstairs*

Reborn: "There all just a bunch of kids…"

Bianchi: "Reborn~ did you hear that, she said she wished I was her older sister~!"

Reborn: "It seems as though you have another person to look out for- that girl has a lot to learn after all"

Nana: "Oh my, the more I look at her the more she reminds me of Megumi-Chan…"

* Lambo tries to sneak out of the kitchen*

Bianchi: "Where do you think you're going…?"

Lambo: "Lambo did nothing wrong, Lambo is going to play outside!"

*Lambo tries to run away, but Bianchi catches him*

Lambo: "Noooo! Lambo doesn't want to die!"

Bianchi: *sinister* "Me and you we'll have to have a little talk"

~ Tsuna's room ~

*You knock on the door three times*

Tsuna: "W-who is it?"

You: "Ummm….It's me Tsuna-Chan, I need to talk…to you all…."

Tsuna: "…Come in…"

*You enter the room. Yamamoto, Gokudera and Tsuna faces go red as they avoid looking at you*

You: "Ummm…I came to apologise for what I did…"

Tsuna: "It's all right; it's not all your fault…"

Gokudera: *pissed off* "Juudaime, I disagree it's all her fault- this idiot has been doing indecent things since this morning!"

Yamamoto: "Now now Gokudera calm down, I was an accident after all"

You: "No octopus head is right, it's my entire fault" *your eyes start tearing up* "You all must hate me now…so I'll be quick" *You bow down on the floor* "Yamamoto-San, Tsuna-Chan I'm sorry for exposing my naked body to you, it won't happen again…"

Tsuna: "Chouko-Chan we don't hate you so don't cry"

Yamamoto: *laughs* "That's the end of that then! As long as you're sorry, I forgive you!"

Gokudera: *annoyed* "Where's my apology?!"

You: "This is the hard part…" *Breathes deeply in and out* "Goku-Goku-Goku-Gokudera-San, I'm very s-s-s-sorry for my behaviour…"

Tsuna: "Promise not to do it again!"

You: *You smile* "Okay! I promise not to do it again! I promise to protect my modesty as a woman, till the day I get married!"

Gokudera: "What is she talking about…?"

Tsuna: "I don't know…"

You: "Tsuna-Chan, I'm bored, let's play some video games!"

Tsuna: "Huh? Video games now?"

You: "Yeah! I want to see if I can beat your high score!"

Yamamoto: "That sounds like fun!"

Gokudera: "There's no way you'll be able to beat Juudaime's high score! I'll protect it if I have to!"

Yamamoto: *laughs* "That sounds like fun!"

You: "Is that a challenge octopus head?!"

Gokudera: *annoyed* "When will you stop calling me octopus head…"

You: "You're so easy to piss off- it's kind of fun!"

Gokudera: *annoyed* "What am I?! A freaking video game!"

You: "Bin-go!"

Gokudera: *annoyed* "This girl- I'm going to blow you away one day…"

You: "That's it stop talking and start playing! I'll teach you how to really play!"

Gokudera: "Fine! I'll bet you and put you in your place"

*You and Gokudera start playing the video game*

Tsuna: "The atmosphere got hostile all of a sudden…"

Yamamoto: "Those two get along well" *laughs*

Tsuna: *sweats drops* "I think you've got the wrong idea…"

*The T.V makes a bunch of explosion noises*

You: "Take that octopus head!"

Gokudera: "No…way…"

You: *laughs* "Try and beat that!"

~ END OF CHAPTER 5 ~

Omake (Extra):

TYL Lambo: *crying* "Ah! I didn't do anything wrong!"

Bianchi: *angry* "Romeo~ die!" *throws a poison cake at TYL Lambo*

*TYL Lambo doges it*

TYL Lambo: *crying* "Noooo~! Stay away~!"