A/N 1: Yo~ This is Michaela and this time it was Yumi's turn to write a chapter~ She's also going to write the next one. So prepare to laugh like crazy~
A/N 2: Hey everyone, finally a new chapter of Michaela's and my story. I wrote this one and I hope you'll like it. This time Naruto and Sasuke have to face the unspeakable.
Family Life of the Uchihas
Chapter 3
Scene: Yumi, Itachi are standing in the front door, both with small bags and prepared to leave.
Michaela: (walks out, also carrying a bag)
Sasuke/Naruto: (walks out as well)
Sasuke: Why again do we have to do that?
Michaela: Because I'm on a mission and Itachi and Yumi have a meeting with the Akatsuki.
Yumi: And as the new Leader Itachi has to be there. So when we all are gone someone has to watch Tsuki-chan.
Sasuke: I have better things to do than-
Yumi: (gives him a look)
Sasuke: Nevermind...
Yumi: Thought so...
Michaela: Well, we are going now.
Itachi: Right.
Scene: After the others left Naruto and Sasuke are now alone in the house sitting in the living room.
Sasuke: (wants to say something but gets interrupted by crying, coming from Tsukiko's room)
Naruto/Sasuke: (both run into Tsukiko's room, armed with Kunais)
Sasuke: Orochimaru you ass!! Stay away from- (looks around but no one is there)
Tsukiko: (sits in her bed crying)
Naruto/Sasuke: (stares)
Naruto: Uhm, what do you think we should do now?
Sasuke: (gives him a look) Trying to make her stop crying, Dobe...
Naruto: (glares)
Tsukiko: (cries harder)
Naruto: (while covering ears) I think Yumi is making her breakfeast at this time of day… maybe she's hungry?
Sasuke: It's worth a try...
Scene: Sasuke and Naruto are in the kitchen, Sasuke is sitting on the table with Tsukiko while Naruto is making food
Naruto: Look Tsuki-chan!! Naruto's special Ramen surprise!!
Sasuke: (whacks him over the head) Babies don't eat Ramen you Baka!!
Naruto: But how can you grow big and strong without Ramen!!
Sasuke: (face palms) Baka… just get some of the Baby food from the cupboard over there.
Naruto: (grumbles while doing so)
Sasuke: (now holding a spoon with Baby food) Here Tsuki-chan, eat.
Tsukiko: (keeps mouth close and shakes head)
Sasuke: Tsukiko, as your Uncle I'm telling you to eat!
Tsukiko: (tilts head to the side, grabs spoon and starts waving it around)
Sasuke: (covered in Baby food now)
Tsukiko: (laughs) Duckbutt!!
Sasuke: (twitches)
Naruto: (while trying not to laugh) You have to do it more playfully. Like Itachi and Yumi do it.
Sasuke: I'm not doing that...
Naruto: Do you want to tell them that Tsukiko had to starve)
Sasuke: (gives it a new try) Look Tsukiko, here's the airplane!! Ready to land!!! (Makes weird Airplane noises)
Naruto: (grins) Oh, I wish I had a camera.
Sasuke: (glares)
Naruto: Hey, at least it's working.
Tsukiko: (eats food happily)
Scene: All three are sitting in the living room. Both are playing with Tsukiko.
Sasuke: I can't believe I'm doing this (is currently dressing on of Tsukiko's dolls in a new dress)
Naruto: (playing with Baby blocks) I think you are doing great Teme...
Sasuke: Shut up...
Naruto: (wants to say something but suddenly wrinkles nose) What is this smell?
Sasuke: (sniffles and smells it too) Eww… this smells like...
Both: (looks at Tsukiko)
Sasuke: I think she needs a new diaper… (suddenly realizes what he said)
Naruto/Sasuke: (stares at each other) YOU'RE DOING IT!!!
Sasuke: I already feed her!!
Naruto: There's only one way to decide this. We will do Rock, Paper, Scissors!!
Sasuke: (narrows eyes) Fine…
Both: (starts to play)
Naruto: HA!! I won Teme!!
Sasuke: Curse you and your luck!!
Naruto: Just do it. The sooner it's over.
Scene: Sasuke is now in Tsukiko's room and has managed to get rid of the dirty diaper. Tsukiko is lying on the changing table.
Sasuke: (stares at the new diaper)
Tsukiko: (tilts head to the side)
Sasuke: (still staring, thinking: Ok, now how do you put this on…;)
Naruto: (calls from the living room) Teme? Are you done?
Sasuke: Urusai!!! - Shut up -
Half an hour later
Sasuke: (has finally found out how to put on the diaper)
Naruto: (comes in) Nice work (grins)
Sasuke: (hands him Tsukiko) Now it's your turn…
Naruto: What do you want me to do?
Sasuke: Take her to the park or something so she can play.
Naruto: And what will you do in this time?
Sasuke: I'll rest... thinks: I need it)
Naruto: Fine...
Scene: Naruto is outside on a playground, and Tsukiko is paying in the flask.
Tsukiko: (trying to build a Sandcastle)
Naruto: So boring… luckily I brought at least some food with me (takes out Ramen and starts eating)
Tsukiko: (sees Butterfly) Buttfy (claps hands and crawls after it)
Naruto: (too busy eating)
Tsukiko: (crawls further and further away)
Naruto: (has finished Ramen bowl and looks around) Tsukiko?
Tsukiko: (is gone)
Naruto: Tsukiko?!!
Scene: Naruto is running around, totally in panic) TSUKIKO!!!
Sasuke: (walks over to him) Dobe, what are you doing? And where is my niece?
Naruto: Well, I-
Sasuke: Spit it out!!
Naruto: I kinda lost her...
Sasuke: (for the first time can't keep up his cool behaviour) You did what?!? (shivers) We are dead...
Naruto: I know!!
Sasuke: Yumi will kill us...
Naruto: I know!!
Sasuke: *still blank look* Yumi will kill us...
Naruto: You are repeating yourself.
Shino: (walks up to them, actually has Tsukiko on his arm) You two wouldn't miss something by any chance?
Both: Tsukiko!!!
Shino: I was trying to catch a Butterfly for my collection and found Tsukiko crawling after it. You two seriously should watch better.
Sasuke: (takes Tsukiko) Thanks...
Naruto: Thanks Shino!! You are our hero!!
Shino: I was glad to be of help. I mean you help each other among friends and-
Naruto/Sasuke: (are already gone)
Scene: Naruto and Sasuke are home again and have just put Tsukiko to bed.
Sasuke: What a day...
Naruto: Now I know one thing...
Sasuke: And what might that be Dobe?
Naruto: I prefer any S-class mission over baby-sitting….
Sasuke: For once I agree...