Family Life of the Uchihas Chapter Five
Scene: The bridge where team seven meets, Sakura was on one of the logs, sitting. Sasuke was lying on a tree, eyes closed to meditate. Naruto and Michaela were lying on the same tree, but on opposite branches, sleeping. They were waiting for Kakashi.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun! When do you think Kakashi-sensei is going to get here?
Sasuke: I don't really care.
Sakura: But Kakashi-sensei is always late!
Sasuke: Urusai –shut up-, I need quiet to mediate.
Kakashi: (poofs) Yo! (dodges kunai) Who threw that?!
Michaela: (opens one eye) You're just lucky that was only a kunai. (drops down from the tree gently) Baka –stupid-, you're three hours late.
Kakashi: Well, I had to meet Tsunade-sama about our mission –
Sakura: (yells) LIAR!
Naruto: (drops down from the tree and lands on all fours) Actually Sakura, that's highly possible.
Sasuke: (stands up) I an actually believe that one.
Michaela: Telling the truth for once, Kakashi?
Kakashi: (mock hurt with a pout in voice) I always tell the truth, Michaela.
Naruto: (ignoring Kakashi) Race you guys to the hokage tower!
Michaela: (20 feet ahead and going) Okay!
Naruto: Wha-!
Sasuke: (30 feet ahead and going) Hurry up Dobe –dead last-!
Naruto: Teme- -rude way of saying you, bastard-! (runs after Sasuke and Michaela)
Scene: Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto, Michaela, and Sakura were standing in front of Tsunade, waiting for their mission.
Naruto: You-
Sasuke: Lied-
Michaela: And-
Naruto: We-
Sasuke: Believed-
Michaela: IT?! Aw hell no, this just goes against all my training.
Sakura: (smugly) I told you so.
Sasuke: Shut-
Naruto: Up-
Michaela: Bitch!
Sakura: (has a tear in eyes)
Sasuke: Hey-
Naruto: This-
Michaela: Is-
All three together: Fun!!
Tsunade: (wakes up) Wha-?! (sees team seven) Oh, team Kakashi. ((Michaela: Oh why only team Kakashi? (pouts))) Where did I put your mission? (goes through the mission scrolls)
Team seven: (sweat drops)
Naruto: Well what rank is it?
Tsunade: A.
Naruto: A? (looks through the A rank mission scrolls) Why the hell is there a D rank mission in the A rank mission scrolls?
Tsunade: Ah, well…
Naruto: (gets evil glint) Why the hell is there a D RANK IN THE A RANK SCROLLS????!!!!
Michaela: Aw shit, here comes the hokage office organizer from hell.
Tsunade: (tries to ignore the oncoming Naruto storm) What do you mean, 'the hokage office organizer from hell'?!
Sasuke: I don't know much about it, but apparently, when Naruto was little, Sarutobi-sama (brief pause there to hope Sarutobi was well in the afterlife) let Naruto come to his office and since Naruto wanted to become Hokage, Sarutobi-sama (another brief pause) let Naruto help organize his office.
Michaela: (nods) Sarutobi-sama (brief pause) taught Naruto how to organize the hokage office so that when he would become hokage, he would know what to do.
Tsunade: (looks at the evil Naruto hokage office organizer from hell) Er…For C rank pay, I'll let you organize my office?
Naruto: (has no angry aura around him and smiles) Sure! (organizes office in five minutes)
Tsunade: Thanks. You can get your C-rank pay after the mission. (looks at the A rank mission scroll section) Ah, here it is. Team Kakashi, this is a four only mission and you have to go to Ame –Rain-, however it's only a four person mission so I'm assigning Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, and –
Sakura: Oh thanks Tsunade-sama for picking me!
Tsunade: -Michaela.
Sakura: WHAT???!!! Why does that slut get to go and not me???
Michaela: Excuse me?
Sakura: Oh please, we all know about how you were a prostitute when you were younger.
Michaela: What the fuck?!
Naruto & Sasuke: (growls) Let me at her.
Tsunade: Team seven, step down!
Michaela & Kakashi: (snaps into attention)
Naruto & Sasuke: (pushes anger inside and stands regularly, albeit a bit tense)
Sakura: (smirks smugly)
Tsunade: Sakura, that was uncalled for. I have my reasons for picking Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, and Michaela. Naruto, Sasuke, no attacking a fellow leaf ninja under any circumstances, unless leaf ninja is going rouge.
Naruto & Sasuke: (painfully) Hai. –Yes-
Tsunade: Michaela, I am glad you decided not to try to kill Sakura ((Sakura: Like she could.)), because that would be very bad and I would have an office to clean.
Michaela: I try to have self-control. (shrugs)
Tsunade: Now Sakura, as for your punishment…
Sakura: Why should I be punished??!! I was only speaking the truth!
Tsunade: SHUT UP SAKURA BEFORE YOU GET HURT!!!
Sakura: (smally) Hai… -Yes-
Tsunade: As for your punishment, no stalking Sasuke, D-rank missions for an entire month, all by yourself, and if I hear anything about this in the village gossip, I will hunt you down and put you in jail. Understood?
Sakura: (hangs head) Hai. –Yes-
Tsunade: Sakura, you're dismissed. Everyone else, stay.
Sakura: (walks through the door)
Tsunade: What did I see in that brat… (shakes head) Never mind. Anyway, your job is to deliver this scroll (throws scroll at Kakashi who catches it) to the peak of the mountain before Ame. You all be at the front gate by 7:00am. Be prepared for some cold weather, dismissed.
Team Kakashi: Hai! (disappears)
Tsunade: (lays back against the chair and sighs) Shizune! Bring me my sake bottle!
Scene: Michaela, Sasuke, and Naruto are at the front gate, waiting for Kakashi. It is 7:01am. Michaela is wearing long, black baggy pants with a lot of pockets and a black sweater with a blue dragon on the back. Sasuke is wearing a blue long sleeved shirt with the Uchiha crest on the back and navy blue long pants. Naruto is wearing a very dark orange, almost a brown, long sleeved shirt with the Uzumaki symbol on the right sleeve. He is also wearing the same shade of orange long pants.
Kakashi: (poofs) Yo!
Michaela: You're only one minute late today.
Kakashi: Well, it is an A rank mission…
Naruto: So, who is going to carry the scroll?
The boys: (look at Michaela)
Michaela: (sees the stares and sighs) Alright, give me the bloody scroll.
Kakashi: (hands over the scroll) Alright team, go!
Team seven: (disappears in a blur)
Scene: Team seven is on the mountain with Michaela holding a small fire in her hands for light, looking for the correct place to deliver the scroll. It is snowing heavily.
Sasuke: (sighs and his breath comes out) This sucks.
Naruto: (grins) Oh, the great Sasuke Uchiha-sama is getting beat by a bit of snow.
Sasuke: You call this (waves arm frantically at the snow) a bit?
Kakashi: Children, calm down.
Naruto: Okay, old man.
Kakashi: (acting insulted) I have you know, I am not old. I'm only 35.
Michaela: That's a bit old in this profession.
Naruto: Well Oji-san (pause) did live up to be about 89.
Michaela: And would have stayed longer if it wasn't for Orochimaru.
Everyone: (shivers)
Sasuke: That rapist better stay the hell away from my niece!
At the Uchiha mansion…
Itachi: Orochi-teme! Get away from my daughter!
Orochimaru: (laughs evilly) Your daughter is mine Itachi.
Yumi: (comes up from behind Orochimaru) Oh, Oro-fugly. Touch one hair on my daughter head, and you are going down.
Orochimaru: (shivers in fright) Yes ma'am.
Yumi: (kicks Orochimaru out of the house) Now get you stupid rapist!
Back at the mountain…
Michaela: He better not touch my niece. (mutters)
Kakashi: (looks at the map) We're almost at our designation. (gets scratched) Ow.
Michaela: What is it?
Kakashi: A rock scratched me.
Naruto: Sensei, don't get your ass kicked from a rock.
Sasuke: (shakes head) Such a disgra- Ow!
Naruto: Did the great and powerful Sasuke Uchiha-sama get hit by the same rock?
Sasuke: Yeah.
Michaela: That's strange…
Kakashi: What is?
Michaela: According to our mission scroll, someone was supposed to come here in order to pick up the scroll.
Naruto: (looks around) Huh, that is strange.
Kakashi: Maybe we should – (eye grows wider and he falls to the ground)
Michaela: Holy shit!
Sasuke: (falls to the ground behind Naruto)
Naruto: What the hell?!
Someone: (laughs)
Michaela & Naruto: (turns to face the direction of the laugh)
Michaela: Who the hell are you?
Someone: (jumps from the higher part of the mountain) My name? Why, I am your executioner!
Naruto: (rolls eyes) Better people have tried and failed.
Someone: Oh yeah? (does a couple of hand signs)
Nothing happens…
Naruto: What kind of lame jutsu is- (grabs head) What the crap?!
Someone: This is a sacred area when I use my jutsu. People with demons and demons, will be knocked out.
Naruto: (tries to move arms and thinks: I can't move!)
Someone: (laughs at the look on Naruto's face) First you will be paralyzed. Second all the power seems to be drained from your body.
Naruto: (falls to the ground but barely conscious)
Someone: Next you will fall unconscious, and when you wake up, all your chakra will have been drained, only leaving a little bit, enough for you to live.
Michaela: Hey, arsehole! You forgot about me! (jumps towards the person, arm stretched)
Someone: (makes a hand sign)
Michaela: (falls to the ground) What the fuck?!
Someone: The snow was poisoned as well. The effect of the poison is the same as the effect on the Kyuubi child.
Michaela: B-bastard.
Naruto: (falls unconscious)
Someone: I'm a bitch, not a bastard.
Michaela: (falls unconscious)
To be continued…
A/N: Welcome to another episode/chapter of FLOU! The next chapter and this one are mine. Michaela. I hope you enjoy this chapter. What will happen to our heroes...? Who is this mysterious bi...er...girl? All of these answers will be revealed, next time.
A/N 2: Here's the next chapter. Michaela wrote this one and things are getting really exciting. Enjoy it.