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A lot has happened in the past 24 hours. I fell in love, made my sister cry uncontrollably, and am now being kidnapped by a dude with blue hair. I think I've officially gone crazy. (Now that I think about it, I've probably been this crazy most of my life!)
After what seemed like days, my captors finally removed the sack from my head. I stood in a dimly lit room with a dirt floor. The walls were a dark red-orange. I tried hard not to think about what gave the walls that color….
The blue haired man was no longer there. In his place was a huge ape-like creature standing on two legs. He was wearing a red tie with a faint yellow outline of two letters, "DK".
"Donkey Kong!" I shouted in disbelief.
The huge creature stared at me, probably wondering how I knew his name. He then turned around and shut the door. I heard the faint sounds of clicking as he locked the door shut.
I turned around to survey the new surroundings, when I spotted something sprawled across the floor…
Seren
I quickly rushed to her to make sure she was alright. She remained still, but I could tell she was alive. She looked so peaceful when she slept. I brushed a strand of hair out of her face. She was beyond beautiful. I leaned in slowly...
"Um excuse me! What are you doing?"
I quickly sat up. I could feel my face getting hot. Not your best idea Mike. Not your best idea…
Seren slowly collected herself and sat up.
"Where are we Mike?"
I only shrugged. I felt bad for not having anything to say. I wasn't really sure what was going on! But being trapped in a dark room with Seren, either I'm having the best dream ever, or I'm screwed!
It wasn't long before the guards opened the door again. Donkey Kong had disappeared too! In his place were two tiny men. These guys wore blue shirts and mushroom shaped helmets.
"Aw! They're so cute!" Seren shouted.
The "cute" guards chuckled at the remark.
"We're not cute, lady." The taller of the two smugly explained, in a surprisingly deep voice. "We are the personal protectors of Princess Peach: fairest in the land. You don't become the right hand men by being cute!
"Enough chit-chat Stew!" The other man ordered. "Princess Peach wants these two 'buffoons up in the throne room in five minutes! Hurry it up!"
These two strange men led us out of the room and into the dark, empty hallway. The hallway seemed endless, and was littered with torches. We followed the worn path until we came across a barred door.
"Shield your eyes" Stew said. "It is very bright on the other side."
He unbolted the door, and as it swung open the hallway began to fill with light. The sight was enough to make Seren and I just stand there and stare.
On the other side of the door was the interior of what can only be described as a palace. The entire building was made of fine marble. The tapestries hung on the walls bearing the symbol of the nation: a mushroom with a smiley face on it.
But while Seren was admiring at the marvelous castle, I was admiring the most beautiful thing I had ever seen.
A blonde woman sitting in the throne on the other side of the room.
She was stunning. In her regal gown she sat, quietly talking to another small man in a similar outfit. When she came across me staring at her, she smiled, and batted her lashes.
(I'm pretty sure I had a mini heart attack.)
The two small men led us down the red carpet lining the room until we had reached her throne. I started breaking into a nervous sweat. I had never seen anyone so beautiful before! Then I thought back to Seren. I blew it with her, but Princess was fair game!
"Here are the two you requested Princess." Stew announced. "Shall we stay and keep guard?"
"That won't be necessary, thank you."
"As you wish your highness. We shall retire to the mess hall."
The two short men waddled out of the great room in a slow run. They really wanted their food!
Once the two guards had left, the room became silent. Seren, the Princess and I were the only ones left in the room.
Princess Peach reached into her pocket and began to speak.
"Now that we have some privacy..." she said…
As she pulled out a pistol,
"Who are you and what are you doing in my kingdom?"