Alreadeh. Chapter Nine! Woo! Longest story I've ever written. Sooo...lets parteh! Gaara of the Funk. (Starts beboxing. Lmao.) Enjoy.

Also, sorry if mistakes are in here. I checked and checked over, but I proberly missed a few because it's like 12pm and I'm VERY sleepeh. Gotta wake up early. Damn school...

My Life, Miserable.

Chapter Nine

　Ohhh shit. This is bad. Yea, it wouldn't hurt if I just went outside and stayed in the front yard. WHY DIDN'T I PICK THE BACKYARD? Stupid me.

Maybe if I just, walked slowly to the door, they wouldn't notice me. Yea, just be inconspicuous.

Naruto kept his pace very steady, and tried not to make any sudden movements, that would distract them. The front door to the house wasn't that far, maybe if he was really tall, he'd reach in two steps, but luck wasn't on his side today it seemed. Naruto wasn't that tall. Last he check he was 5'9, but that was how long ago? Think it was when he got his check up during basketball practice.

The door was only three feet away from him. It was defiantly a good time to run. He was just about to when someone called for him.

"Hey!" They shouted.

It was Kiba. Naruto froze in his steps, fear stricken that Kiba might have recognized him. Just think of the consequences: they found out he's alive, word spreads to Minato, but worse yet to come…what would Sasuke do to him. WAIT A MINUTE!

Why would he care what Sasuke does to him? Sasuke couldn't woop him in a fight matter of face, he'd beat that little punks ass whenever, wherever he wanted to.

Enough! Think of a way to get away!

Naruto kept thinking, Maybe he's not talking to me. Maybe he's talking to Shikamaru. Yea, that it. Keeping that in mind, he continued his steps.

His foot was a foot away when Kiba called again, "WAIT! YOU IN THE BLACK HAT!"

DAMNIT! No, I can still get away. Just RUNNN!

Just before Naruto could make a dash to the door. Kiba's rough hand was placed on his shoulder.

"Hey, can I have a sec sir?" Kiba asked.

No! No! No!

Naruto makes his voice go a octave down before replying, "Is there something you need son?" Okay, that was weird calling him son. He turned around to face his death, or something else he didn't know.

Have you seen this person? He went missing a few days ago." Kiba took out a white paper with Naruto's picture printed on it. It was the picture he took for picture day. He took it in his basketball uniform.

It felt like it he took that picture yesterday, instead of finding out his brother was still alive.

Kiba, Shikamaru, and the rest of his guy friends were sitting in the gym waiting for the cheerleaders to get their pictures taken. Sakura was there in line with them. She looked very cute in the standard light green, short, varsity cheerleader skirt, and her white top with our name printed on the front KHS Leaf (Okay, yea. I agree retarded thing to call a school. Leaf…what the hell?).

She was talking to Ino, who was as always showing off her legs or bouncing around. Naruto would always noticed her eyeing Shikamaru, who obviously didn't return the love. He kept looking at Temari who was standing by herself. She was noticeably embarrassed, always trying to pull her skirt down an inch longer. Temari's face was very red. It was like she been on the monkey bars, hanging upside down for an whole hour. Even more redder than Hinata, when Naruto's talking to her.

It was windy on that day. The news said a heavy storm was coming today, and there was a 60% chance of hell. The gym doors were already making a lot of noise. It was like the storm was fighting against them, trying to the storm inside.

It wasn't until Sakura went up to take her picture when the doors finally gave into the storm, and they busted open.

We all looked to the doors, shocked, by how much hell was coming inside the school, but we all turned our attention to the girls when they screamed. Their skirts had risen, almost over their bellies. All their panties were showing, most of them white, and spotless. Other's had polka dots or stripes. Some of them even had thongs on. Lacey thongs, clear thongs, you name they got it on.

Naruto looked over to Sakura hoping her skirt had went up also. It did. (Lucky me.) She had white panties on, and from what Naruto could see. Little strawberries, in all different kinds of angles. They looked like they were dancing for joy, for the temporary freedom they have.

Most of the basketball players, football players, and the even the photographer got a nosebleed from seeing the girls.

It was the most remember able day of the boys life.

"Nope, I never seem him in my life. But I'll defiantly keep a look out for him. Bye." Naruto turned to leave Kiba when Kiba stopped him again.

"It seems like I know you from somewhere. Do you have a son who goes to Konoha High?" Kiba asked, studying Naruto's shadowy face.

He was reaching for Naruto's hat when Shikamaru yelled, "Hey Kiba! Something's wrong with Akamaru!"

Akamaru was trying to pull Shikamaru over to where Kiba and Naruto was standing. He kept barking and whining.

DID AKAMARU RECOGNIZE ME!

Kiba was just about to run over to Akamaru when the giant dog got loose, and ran over to him. Naruto started to make a break for it when Akamaru pounced on his back.

"Ah! Akamaru stop it! Bad dog! GET OFF!" Naruto shouted at him, turning over. Akamaru kept licking his face, and stayed on him.

"Sorry! Sorry! Akamaru usually doesn't do this. He's a good dog." Kiba apologized, trying to get the dog off of poor Naruto, but he wouldn't budge.

"What the hell is up with him?" Shikamaru asked tugging at Akamaru's collar.

Finally they got him off, and Kiba kept apologizing explaining how good Akamaru is, telling him about the awards he got at dog shows and, begging him not to call the pound.

Naruto sat up and rubbed his face, wiping the dog saliva from his cheeks.

"It's alright. I would never do that to Akamaru." Naruto replied.

"Thank you. Thank-." Kiba stopped in mid-sentence.

"I'm sure it was an accident, it wouldn't be the first time he did this. I remembe-." Naruto stopped also.

He slowly looked up from the ground and saw Kiba and Shikamaru's faces. They looked like they'd seen a ghost, or someone who was supposed to be dead, but they're actually alive. Meaning Naruto.

"Uh." Naruto started to say.

"Nar-."

"Uto." Shikamaru finished.

"This…" Kiba took one of the flyers from the ground that he had dropped before when he was trying to wrestle Akamaru off of Naruto. He looked to the flyer to Naruto, until it finally registered.

To Naruto's surprise tears form from both, Shikamaru, and Kiba's eyes.

Oh great.

"Naruto, you're alive? You're supposed to be dead!!" Shikamaru yelled.

Now I see how Kyuubi felt when I asked that question too.

"Guess not. I'm alive and kicking." He replied, smiling crookedly.

"How can this be? We heard you never got home Thursday!" Kiba asked.

"We need to tell the police that we found you. Now they can call off the s-."

"No!! Don't do that!" Naruto shouted, jumping up from the ground and grabbing Shikamaru by the arms in lightening speed.

Naruto heard them both stop breathing for a second then resume.

"Dude! How-. How did you do that!" Kiba asked.

"It's…hard to explain." Naruto replied.

"We got all the time in the world." Kiba replied.

Naruto looked to Shikamaru who was nodding back, but he also had disbelief in his expression.

"You guys have to leave." Naruto demanded.

"Not until we know what's up?" Kiba said.

"I cant tell you."

That hurt both of them. Streaks of pain flashed through both of their eyes. It was like a stake was stabbed through Naruto's heart. Every since the day they became friends, Naruto could always tell Shikamaru and Kiba what was going on in his life, except the Minato thing. He just kept that to himself.

They made a promise telling they wouldn't keep any secrets from each other, unless it was so confidential that you didn't want to tell God.

I'm sure it wouldn't hurt if I told them. They're my best friends. Nothing bad is gonna happen.

Giving in Naruto replied, "Yes", and quickly ushered them into the Uchiha's house.

They sat on the couch, looking exactly like Naruto when he first came into the house and saw the living room.

Immediately Kiba asked, "Who's house are we in!"

"They look very wealthy." Shikamaru complimented.

Naruto was reluctant to reply, but Kiba kept asking.

"It's Sasuke's and his brothers house." Naruto finally replied, ignored by the question.

Kiba gasped. "He lives here!"

"Sasuke Uchiha?" Shikamaru, looking not very surprised anymore.

"The same one." Naruto replied, plopping down on the couch.

Trouble just seems to come this month.

"Dude, that guy is rich." Kiba announced.

Not like they don't get the point now.

Shikamaru turned to Naruto. "Lets get to the explanation. First, why are you here? Second, why are you still alive? Third, what the hell is going on?"

Kiba instantly got serious.

"Well…" Naruto started explaining everything. Shikamaru stayed very quiet listening to everything he had said. Kiba was the very opposite. When he told him about Minato, he was…words couldn't describe how mad he was. Shikamaru and Naruto, mostly Naruto (because of his unhuman strength), had to hold him down. He was trying to go kick Minato ass for what he's done to him. Shikamaru kept very sane. Yea, he made face expressions, but they didn't last that long. Guess that's one of the good things about having a Mom and Dad who are very well known counselors.

Both of them were disgusted when Naruto told them about how he became a hybrid. Shikamaru was very interested in the process, even though he looked like he would barf at any detail. Kiba just wanted to know how did blood taste. They got a kick out of what his favorite blood was. He told them it was HIV. The questions they had for him were nonstop.

Forgetting all about blood, the hunger Naruto had for it was very noticeable now. It was like his stomach and my throat was on fire, yearning for the crimson material. The more he thought the word blood, or when he first drunk blood, the fire got hotter. It was going to engulf him soon and he's sure he wouldn't be able to control myself when it does. To add to that Naruto have his best friends over here, who are filled with delectable blood just for the tasting.

"Have you had any yet?" Kiba asked, leaning forward.

Should he lie? "No." He should of. Kiba leaned back into the couch, looking a little scared now.

"It's okay though. Itachi should be back with blood soon. So I'll be okay." Naruto reassured.

Kiba stayed back into the couch, but the sense of him being scared died away.

"Isnt that Sasuke's older brother?" Shikamaru asked.

"Yep." He replied.

"And he's the one who brought Kyuubi back?" Kiba asked.

"Yes, that would be me."

The whole room went completely silent, except for the fast heartbeats of Shikamaru and Kiba.

"Naruto, I didn't know we would be having guest. Especially human guest." Itachi said walking into the door, grocery bags in his hand, but I don't that would be food from the actual grocery store. It could be, but I doubt it.

He looked very cleaned up from yesterday. His skin looked like it had a little color, and his hair tied up into a little, short, messy ponytail, instead of his long, straight ponytail. The shirt he had on was a white shirt, it made him look a little scrawny because it was larger than him, and the blue jeans looked very fitting on him. If I didn't know he was a boy, I'd mistake him for a girl and my brother was his boyfriend. Kyuubi walked into the room next.

"Why'd you stop?" He asked. The bags he held in his hands almost dropped when he saw the reason. He stared at Shikamaru and Kiba, who also stared at him back.

BIG TROUBLE!