YU« GI« OH!: Rise From the Deep
By: DMEX
See previous chap. for disclaimers
Ch. 2
Kaiba's Summoning!! Worlds Collide!!
-Kaiba Corp. Kaiba's Office-
Kaiba is seen pacing in circles, frustrated, and wracking his brain to find out what went wrong between Aileen Lao's game.
Kaiba (frustrated): HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?!?!
/Flashback/
Aileen: He WILL DEFEAT YOU!!
/End Flashback/
Aileen (in Kaiba's Thoughts): He will defeat you! He will defeat you!
Kaiba: DAMN YOU, AILEEN!!
Gets on his Global Monitor, and searches for a possible gaming assassin when something stops him. The monitor shows a beautiful red haired mermaid (singing to herself?)
Kaiba: Is that what I think it is?
Listens closely to WHAT she's singing about when he finally gets an idea
Kaiba: This is too perfect! HER in love with a human!! I'm sure her FATHER won't be too pleased!! I know just who to get!!
-In a dark water abyssal lair-
/Phone screams/
*: Who is this!?
Kaiba: Kaiba-sama!
* (in a sultry voice): Kaiba-sama, how may I assist you? /snickers/
Kaiba: Cut the sultry crap! You know what I want, Ursula!!
Ursula: Let me guess, You want this "little Yugi" dead and you want to use Triton's daughter as bait.
Kaiba: How the hell did you find out!?
Ursula: Let's just say, I'm after the same thing but with a different goal in mind.
Kaiba: Just make sure that Yugi and his worthless friends die. Oh, and about "the issue" I asked you to take care of?
Ursula: Don't worry, "she" won't be going ANYWHERE.
Kaiba: Excellent. Remember your orders, Ursula. After that, do what you want!
Ursula: Don't think about it. It's what I do best…
-In some part of an Oceanic Palace-
(WHACK!)
*: ARIEL!! How many times must I tell you to stay away from those humans?!
Ariel: What did humans ever do to you Daddy!
*: You know DAMN WELL what they did to me!! They killed YOUR MOTHER!!
SEF SORRY EXCUSE 4 A FATHER
*: Do you know who I am?
THE BAD GUY?
*: NO! I'm King TRITON!!
King Weenie as you were called in Harvey Birdman?
Zaps producer
Triton: That is WHY you are to not have contact with those savages!
Ariel rolls her eyes
(WHACK!)
Triton: Mark my words, Ariel! If I ever catch you having human contact again, I'll make to sure to open your eyes and YOU WILL SEE IT MY WAY!!
She flees the palace and goes to her grotto and cries
-Back on the ship-
Honda: JOUNOCHI!!
Jounouchi: Ya think getting sea sick is fun? Let's see you try it.
Honda: Screw you!
Jounouchi: I'll make you sea sick! Better yet, I'll make the sea sick of YOU!!
Jounouchi and Honda are fighting as chibis, Jounouchi does Mick Foley's Sock-o Attack and literally puts a sock in Honda's mouth. Honda spits it out and vomits off the ship
Honda: You bastard!! I could have choked!!
Jounouchi: Could have? Would have? It's all the same to me. So long as I--
Anzu eyes him angrily
Jounouchi: Never mind.
Anzu: That's what I thought!!
Yugi: Miho-Chan, you don't believe in mermaids do you?
Miho: Of course I do. What about you Yugi-kun?
Yugi: …
Miho: Yugi-kun?
Yugi: I'm not exactly sure… I've never seen one up close.
Honda: This again?! That is a bunch of bullshit! Please! People who could live underwater.
Jounouchi: There's only one way to find out…
Anzu: What would that be, I'm afraid to know?
Grabs Honda from behind
Honda (angry): JOUNOUCHI!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?
Jounouchi Shaddup and jump.
Honda: Do I look like a sacrificial lamb to you!?
Jounouchi puts Honda in a lamb costume the back says "Sacrificial Lamb" in Japanese
Jounouchi: Now you do!
Honda: You bastard!!
Anzu: Nobody is throwing ANYONE off ship!!
Jounouchi & Honda: Sorry…
Unknowingly to everyone, Ariel is watching them from close by. She sees Eric is instantly falls in love with him
* (Jamaican Accent): Ariel, are you crazy?! Yer gunna get yerself killed!
Ariel: Relax, Sebastian. If I stay hidden, they won't be able to see me.
Sebastian: Get down from dere!
*: Let her dream.
Sebastian: Shut up, Scuttle!
Scuttle: So which one do YOU like?
Ariel: That one right there.
Scuttle: Which one? The tri-colored haired kid, the two idiots, the old guy or the hairy one?
Ariel: No "him".
Scuttle: OH! That guy.
A storm is brewing
Sailor: Storm-a coming! ABANDON SHIP OR SCREAM AND RUN IN CIRCLES!!
Jounouchi: GAAHH! I'M TOO HANDSOME TO DIE AT SEA!!
Miho is screaming and running in circles
Anzu: Get a hold of yourself Miho!
(pak)
Miho: Miho's too young to die!!
Yugi: Ji-chan!? Where are you!?
Honda: Yugi-kun! In here!!
Everyone manages to escape but Eric had to go back. His loyal companion and dog Max was stuck and before you know it lightning strikes and the ship burns and sinks. A statue of Eric sinks as well as a deck of Duel Monsters cards (presumably his) sinks with it
Ariel: NOOO!!
She find Eric drowning and gets him to shore. The sea was putting up a huge fight but when the storm died down, it was all worth it… Or was it?
To be Continued…