Oh me and my pervertedness.

"Ugh, I'm sore," I groaned as I walked through the gates. I woke up later than the others so I had to walk alone. Shit. I have 2 more minutes before class starts and I'm walking 2cm/hour. Hurray. I frowned as I passed by the prefect who didn't say anything as I walked by him, though he threatened a few other students that were running late. He's lucky he's not sore. The more I think about it, I wonder how he got that much money. He basically paid me in the thousands... Scary man."That damned old-fart owes me some money." I assumed no one heard me and continued walking towards the building.

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Boring lectures. Can't focus but I don't want to be hit with a ruler. I was in the class where we had a female teacher and boy, was she strict. 1-B's HELL.

"Asakura! Pay attention!" She yelled at me.

"I am," I muttered.

"Then some this problem," She said, pointing at some random, too long, equation.

"But sensei! You haven't even taught us that yet!" A boy exclaimed.

"The answer's 2," I yawned. She blinked. The teacher dropped her chalk. I cracked open an eye to see everyone staring at me. "What? Did I get it wrong?"

"N-no," She stuttered. "That's c-correct."

"Wow! That's indifferent Asa-kun!" Some students laughed. The teacher blushed embarrassed and picked up her piece of chalk. I didn't say anything as the other kids made fun of the teacher. I just boredly looked out the window. I blinked. Oh, Hibari was patrolling. I blinked again. Since when did I care? I felt something wet in my nether regions and glanced down. The hell!? I nearly blushed. Nearly.

"Sensei, may I go to the washroom?" I asked. She nodded, not wanting to say anything else. I rushed out the door.

--

"The hell?" I hissed quietly. I was speed walking to the washroom, or I'd die of embarrassment.

"Dan-chan~." I grimaced. A voice I didn't want to hear the moment. I tried to ignore him but I was caught by the arm and my front was pushed up against the lockers.

"Oi! We're in public at school," I growled. The old fart smiled at me.

"No one's in the hallways. Plus, we were interrupted last night," He spoke the last part unhappily.

"You still owe me money for that too!" I growled. I felt his hand travel lower.

"Oh look, you're all wet for me," He said. "Lovely."

I bit my lip as his hand began rubbing.

"Stop it!" I hissed, raising my voice a little as a warning. He added more pressure. I held back a moan.

"Exactly what do you think you two are doing?" A familiar voice asked. I think I nearly came. Shit.

"H-H-Hibari-san!" The old man said nervously.

"You're the same pair from last night," Hibari said, a frown on his face. "Performing such acts on school grounds… I'll bite you to death!"

I flinched and watched as Hibari beat the teacher to a bloody pulp. Poor guy. Poor, sick, pervert. Hah. I pushed my back up against the lockers in fear as Hibari glanced at me. He frowned momentarily and then took hold of the teacher's collar. Before he walked away he said.

"Hurry up and go to class."

I stood there, watching him walk away. My eyes traveled lower.

Nice ass… I blushed. Shit! I rushed to the washroom.

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"That was totally embarrassing," I groaned at lunch when I sat at my desk. I just realized I forgot my bento too. Damn it!

"A-ano, Asakura-san, would you like to eat lunch with us?" A timid voice asked. I looked up to see Tsuna with his gang. I opened my mouth to speak.

"Dante no Baka!" Joey's voice called.

"It's Joey-kun!" A few girls squealed.

"What do you want?" I asked with a frown, walking over to him.

"Forgot your stupid lunch at home," He said, raising my bento.

"Thanks," I muttered as I took it.

"You could at least sound grateful, I know you fake a lot of shit during those sessions," Joey grunted. I sighed.

"Oh my gosh! I totally forgot this at home! Thank you sooo much Joey-kuuuuun!!!~ I love so you much nii-chan!" I plastered the cutest grin I could on my face and did the cutest voice I could.

"EW! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT LEVEL OF ACTING!" Joey gagged. I snickered darkly. I looked behind me. A lot of people seemed to have collapsed. Was there some sort of disease going around?

… Were they having nosebleeds…?

"Ugh, you should join the acting club," Joey muttered with disgust before walking away. I laughed lightly.

"U-u-um…. A-Asakura-s-s-san?" Tsuna stuttered with a blush on his cheeks. I smiled evilly.

"If you have such a cute little blush on your cheeks, what will Kyoko think?" I whispered in his ear. His face turned an even darker shade of red.

"So you're joining us for lunch, right?" Yamamoto the base-ball freak asked. I shrugged.

"Sure, why not?"