If you don't know that I don't, nor will I ever own it, you aren't a Naruto-fan.
Ok, I'm going to try to get faster with my updates... but there are no promises as of right now. I have a lot of school crap to do.
And just to clarify, Naruto's sharingan is blue, not red. It's just a lot darker than his regular eye color
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Over the following weeks, the newly named Team Kitsune took many missions, all D-rank, with clones doing most of the odd jobs. Reiko, Rin, Sakura, Sasuke, and even Kakashi and Yugao sent clones as well. They couldn't make many though, just one or two. The originals did the heavy labor-type missions. Naruto and Urufu took over the strength building sessions and Yugao joined because she didn't want to feel weaker than two genin. Kakashi joined under threat that they would burn all his books if he didn't. All of them had weight seals, which were added to regularly. They beat the record time for catching the daimyo's cat, Tora.
The twins centered their training outside of team practice on honing their summonings, and working with the kekkai genkais. Several were said to be lost through the ages, but one in particular was rare in the highest regard of the word. Naruto liked a power that allowed him to move through space, and Urufu favored the mokuton techniques.
Naruto and Hinata went on dates often, as did Urufu and Shino. A certain raven haired genin started to actually acknowledge a certain pink haired kunoichi. Rin started going out with Kiba after he figured out that Hinata was spoken for. Reiko didn't date anyone... yet. [: p]
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The twins just finished cutting logs with the rest of the team. It was all part of their plan to get physically stronger. Naruto sat down and grabbed a water bottle from a seal on his arm. "I wonder when Hokage-jiji is going to give us a higher ranked mission. You would think that doing close to 1000 Ds would be enough." He stood up and stretched. They were behind the Urahara weapons shop. (That's going to be the last name for Tenten and her family... I couldn't think of anything else at the moment.) Tenten's father, Leo, was helping them, and now they had enough lumber to last for at least two months. He signed the mission scroll and they were off.
Kakashi lead them through the streets of Konoha. "Sasuke, where did the shadow clones put the mission scrolls?" He was testing the memory recall ability.
"In the twins' apartment, where we always put them. Wait, how did I know that?"
"Teme... Didn't we tell you about that? Whatever your clones do, you remember. They could practice chakra control and target practice, and you would be able to use whatever they learned. The only thing you can't do with that is gain muscle. I'm pretty sure we went over this when Naruto and I taught it to you. Didn't we go over this? I'm pretty sure we went over it." Urufu hit him across the head as she walked.
They reached the Hokage tower and turned in all of their mission reports. The chunin there, long accustomed to the large amount this team did, just put them into a pile to be sorted later. The eight-man team went up to the Hokage's office. Naruto knocked on the door and opened it when the Hokage answered. He was talking to a rather odd looking old man. They both turned to the team as they shuffled in.
"Ah good. I was just about to send for you before you started your afternoon missions. I think its long since been time you got your first C-rank. You are to escort Tazuna-san here back to the Land of Waves. Protect him from bandits on the way there and while he finishes the bridge." He tossed the scroll to Kakashi.
"These are my escorts? They're just a bunch of brats. The two adults would have to watch all seven of us." He strolled up and down the line of genin, sizing each up. He took a couple of swigs put of his bottle. "They probably aren't even fit to be shinobi." Tick marks formed on the twins heads. Everyone else in the room got ready to intercept them, not like it would do any good.
Naruto looked at the man's feet, but Urufu picked up her head. She stared at Tazuna with the coldest of gazes. "What did you say, you old drunken fool? Who are you to judge ones you don't know." Her killing intent spiked and she took a step forward. Tazuna eyed her, not realizing he danger he was in. "Are you a ninja, a shinobi, a fighter, a warrior, a samurai? All different names, all are protectors and defenders. You came here for an escort back to your home, and here we are. If you don't like it, TOUGH!" She emphasized the last one with a large burst of killing intent directed straight at the drunk. He stumbled backwards from the force of it. Everyone stared from the enraged blond to the new client, no one ever having seen Urufu THAT mad before.
"URUFU!" Naruto's voice was laced with demonic energy and his eyes flashed tomed then red. His pupils had turned to slits and he walked up next to her. He grabbed her and made her sit down on the floor. When he looked back up at Tazuna, his eyes flashed red one more time, and then turned back to normal. "Please excuse my sister, Tazuna-san. She can be a little dramatic at times, but... You had brought that upon yourself. If you insult me, my sister, or my teammates again, not only will I kill you myself, but you will wish that you went through I session with Ibiki Morino. Now," He turned away from the man on the ground. "Who wants a lift to their house?" Reiko walked up next to the blond. "Just Reiko? Alright, see you tomorrow everyone." And with that, he placed his hands on each of the girls' shoulders and they disappeared in a red flash. The rest of the team left to go about their business.
Tazuna stared at the place where they disappeared from. After a while he turned back to the Hokage. "Who the hell was that brat? He couldn't be older than 13 and he's speaking to someone like that? He should be put in his place." He turned to leave, but found a kunai at his throat.
"Tazuna-san, I will not have you disrespect my student, nor any ninja of Konoha. We are doing you a kindness by doing this mission for you. The twins you just saw were Uzumaki Urufu and Uzumaki Naruto. They have each suffered more pain in one year than your family has ever felt in their whole entire lives combined. I know what is going on in your village, and I know some of the ninja there. This mission is easily A-S rank. Those two that you so readily dismiss could each beat all of the ninja and bandits in Wave, without so much as batting an eye. Now, leave! I don't want to see you any time soon." And with that, Tazuna suddenly found himself outside of the Hokage building.
"Damn crazy shinobi. Don't know why I'm even asking' them for help..." Tazuna ranted to himself all the way to his hotel room.
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Naruto and Urufu appeared in their apartment. It took but a millisecond to flash to the Matarashi household and leave. He sat Urufu down, before pacing. "Urufu... Urufu... Ugh! Why can't you learn to control your emotions for two seconds? Do you realize that that old man could have died when you did that? Ugh!" He turned and stomped into his room. After a few moments, Urufu quietly slipped into hers.
When Naruto came out, he was wearing a sleeveless black shirt with a grey flak jacket and black pants. He had black vambrances with red stripes on them on his arms and legs. His jacket had the symbol for fire on the back in his usual shade of red. He placed some empty scrolls in the pockets that were spread across his person for the highest efficiency in battle. He turned and went into the hidden weapons vault they built out of the unused hall closet.
Urufu stepped out of her own room wearing much the same type of outfit, except with a considerably smaller amount of pockets. Instead, she had extra straps to hang small projectile weapons from. She had a square box-shaped item with several swords sticking out of it. (Think Bee's sword holder on his back) She had her mother's sword on her hip and several throwing knives along a strap on her chest. (Think ammo belts except its knives, not bullets.) Urufu put on a blood red traveling cloak to hide her large amount of weapons. It appeared she only had two swords sticking out of the top of it. She tied her hitai-ate to her left arm to hide it from enemy view.
Naruto came out of the vault, tying his hitai-ate to his right arm. He threw on a bright red traveling cloak and walked around the apartment. He activated seals that were strategically placed to cover the entire edifice. Anyone who forced their way in would wake up the next day to find themselves in the Hokage's office to await punishment. When he was done, they gathered up what little carry-ons they had and left. Naruto locked the door, and placed two seals on it. One was a locking seal, and the other was the one for the Hiraishin. Both disappeared to hide the security measures.
"Ok, that should be everything. Do you want to walk, or do you want to go the fast way?" She glared at him, and he glared back. Urufu turned and started to walk away. "Suit yourself." And he disappeared.
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Naruto was in Hinata's room, with his eyes firmly shut in case she wasn't decent.
"You can open your eyes Naruto-kun. I have clothes on." She giggled and kissed him. He kissed back and opened his eyes slightly. "So what do I owe to this impromptu visit?"
"I'm going on a long term mission. I might be gone for a couple of weeks, so I need to cancel on our date tomorrow. I could always send a clone but you said that would be impersonal." He held her close and kissed her again.
"Yes, I don't feel right with a clone. It doesn't feel like you. On the other hand." She kissed him hard. He tripped, and both ended up on the floor, Hinata on top of Naruto. They kissed long and hard. Naruto pulls back first, they were both breathless.
"Um, Hinata-chan... I need to go now. Got the mission and all." She got off of him with a blush. He stood up and kissed her, soft and sweet, "See you soon, Hinata-koi." And with that, he disappeared again
Hinata stood there for a while, touching her lips softly. "I'm never going to get over that." She shrugged and continued doing what she was doing before the oh so wonderful 'interruption'
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He reappeared at the front gate. Everyone except the Hatakes were present, but they didn't have to wait long. Naruto heard some yelping sounds and soon saw the reason why. Rin was dragging Kakashi by his foot, holding all of his books in a satchel on her side. "Now, remember Tou-san. If you don't train us or help us on this mission, I will tie you down, and make you watch me burn all your books. Got it? No disappearing, no leaving us to Yugao-sensei and the twins, and NO reading on the trail." She dropped his leg, and walked over.
Kakashi crawled over to her, and begged on his knees. "Yes, got it. Train and help. But PLEASE don't burn my books, PLEASE!" Whoever didn't sweat drop before, did now. He looked at them all then stood up and wiped the dust off of him. "Oh, urm... Let's head out." He marched them out of the gates, trying to hold on to what dignity he had left.
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Hiruzen watched the entire thing unfold through his crystal ball. "I hope for their sake I made the right choice by sending them there. I just hope the twins do as they are ordered." He shuddered and returned to his never ending mound of paperwork.
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FINALLY! I'm done with the chapter. Thank god summer is coming up, then I might be able to do more update
THERE WILL BE ABSOLUTELY, POSITUTELY NOOOOOOOOO TWINCEST
New update soon, next chapter is mainly fighting so it should be easier to write it… p.s. sorry its short
that's all I got to say so... PLEASE REVIEW!