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Seraphim Rhapsody

Now, for your reward! This chapter is just for you my faithful readers! (Please don't mind the drunk seraphim)

Interlude For the Fans

Lloyd was finally back from a long day at the Coliseum. He was about to head in when he heard giggling form around the side of the mansion. Curious, he went to investigate and found Zelos on a ladder propped up at the opposite wall of the mansion. He apparently found something so hilarious that he didn't even register it when the twin-swordsman took a second ladder and climbed up right next to him.

"What's so funny Zelos?" The pink-clad philanderer turned still giggling and very unfazed. He pointed to a small window where a megaphone-type device let them hear everything inside. Kratos and Yuan were in the room, both sporting glasses of wine.

"Teehee! I'm watching those two get drunk!" Lloyd and Zelos turned to stare into the room.

"Can't they see us?"

"Nope! It's one way."

Yuan had gotten up and let his hair down. He was using a tie from one of the drapes as a headband and was strutting back and forth in an imitation of someone. Kratos then got up, fashioned a flat sheet into some sort of dress and flounced after the other seraphim and batted his eyelashes. To add to the horror of this, the normally sober Kratos began to speak in a high-pitched voice.

"Oh Chosen! If I get into your pants, I'll be the millionth girl to do it and brag to petty high-society!"

Yuan chose to speak with an excess of bravado, "Ah! Of course nameless chick! I love being a manho! Ha ha!" Both seraphim collapsed in helpless laughter.

Zelos turned away from the window to Lloyd, who was ready to fall off of his ladder with laughter.

"Okay Bud, That's not funny."

The twin-swordsman didn't even try to stop laughing, "But it is!"

Zelos opened his mouth to say something, but stopped and turned back towards the window instead. It wasn't much better there either. The seraphim were laughing their asses off, using each other to support themselves. Kratos must have been significantly more drunk than Yuan as he was still laughing when the other began to ravage and nuzzle his neck.

Suddenly, the swordsman flipped Yuan over and put him in a loose choke-hold, looking sober as a funeral. Yuan looked startled for only a fraction of a second before Kratos eliminated it by similarly ravaging and nuzzling him. Yuan smirked, "Horny Bastard!"

Lloyd had recovered from his mirth and was now staring aghast in horror. He turned to his pink-clad friend, who was watching the scene with sparkling eyes.

"Zelos, why ARE you watching this?"

Zelos turned to him in a fit of giggles, "Because, they do this every week or so and I make good money selling tickets to fangirls… or boys."

"What! Zelos, that's kind of…wrong."

"What's kind of wrong?" The two hadn't even noticed Sheena climbing yet another ladder on the other side of Zelos.

Lloyd leaned around the redhead, "He's been selling tickets to fangirls to watch this." He jerked his head towards the window.

The summoner pursed her lips and peered through the window for a couple of minutes before turning Zelos' head so she could talk to him.

"Zelos, isn't that usually my room?"

A nervous grin appeared on the former Chosen's face, "Um…well…you see, Sheena, the window was totally there before I met you! Umm…crap."

Sheena started to grind her teeth viciously.

"Whatcha' gonna do to me, Sheena…hunny?"

"Me? I'm not going to do anything." She grabbed Lloyd by the collar and disappeared in the strange way only Mizuhoans can. Zelos frowned. He knew he hadn't gotten away with anything, but decided not to worry and promptly turned back to watch the seraphim.

There was a knock on their door.

"Go away," Kratos commanded.

"Kratos, Yuan! It's Sheena. I have to tell you something urgent in concern for your safety and privacy straight from the source. Please." Zelos froze.

"Go away for now, then." Kratos growled.

"Please, Dad." The red-haired seraphim sighed heavily before getting up and putting his pants on. Yuan copied him looking annoyed, but complied.

Kratos growled and nearly ripped the door open. Yuan chuckled, "Horny bastard."

Kratos glanced over his shoulder before addressing the summoner, "This better be good Sheena."

She nudged the twin-swordsman, "You say it."

Lloyd started, not expecting to be put on the spot, " Uh.. you see, Zelos has a one way window in here from the outside and he's been selling tickets to fangirls to watch you guys get drunk."

The seraphim stared deeply into his eyes to see if he was lying.

"Damm him!" Kratos and Yuan were rapidly putting on their remaining clothing.

Yuan looked up while he adjusting his cape, "Where might Zelos be now?"

Sheena shifted her weight, "Watching out back, but he's probably running if he knows what's good for him."

"Thank you." The seraphim strode out quickly.

Sheena turned towards the hidden window and waved. Zelos turned deathly pale.

"Oh no. No no no!" He jumped off of the ladder, hopped the wall and ran. The seraphim were after him instantly. The next day, a muddy and bloody Zelos was seen cementing bricks in front of the window while being pelted with rocks from two pseudoangels in lounge chairs. Fangirls, passed by in black, many of them bursting into tears as they watched the window's last moments.

Hope you guys liked the idea of drunk seraphim! The next chapter will definitely pick up the story when it's finished. Think of this scene as a Z-skit in the game…

Psst… If you review now…you can get tickets for Zelos' other secret window… Oh no! Run away:runs away from angry seraphim: